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The West looted our diamonds, Cdes
Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I know most of you were shocked by my revelations last week of the value of the diamonds that were wantonly looted from o...Published: 10 Mar 2016 at 15:10hrs | | by CZ
Unable to address you in full, Cdes
Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I have to sincerely apologise that I will not be able to address you in full this week as you are all aware that I had to travel to New York where I...Published: 01 Oct 2015 at 11:57hrs | 1 | by CZ
I now have a winning team, Cdes
Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I should admit that I had a real hard time coming up with the final list of people to include in my new-look Cabinet. It took me several weeks to co...Published: 17 Sep 2015 at 10:24hrs | | by CZ
Not fazed by Morgan's delusions, Cdes
CABINET FILES AND CZ's NOTEBOOKDear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, it looks like this Morgan fellow, after fooling himself into thinking that if he threatens to boycott election...Published: 30 Apr 2015 at 14:54hrs | | by CZ
Who gives a damn if they quit, Cdes?
CABINET FILES AND CZ's NOTEBOOKDear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I laughed this week when I got the news that Morgan - who has never won any election in his whole political l...Published: 17 Apr 2015 at 08:16hrs | | by CZ
What Africa thinks of my leadership, Cdes
CABINET FILES AND CZ's NOTEBOOKDear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, this week I am unable to address you. I am told that while some so-called journalists were busy counting t...Published: 02 Apr 2015 at 09:18hrs | | by CZ
Will continue doing my work, Cdes
CABINET FILES AND CZ's NOTEBOOKDear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, as you are all aware, I am away on a State visit to the brotherly republic of Algeria… after which I will be...Published: 26 Mar 2015 at 08:00hrs | | by CZ
Zanu-PF membership a right for some, Cdes
CABINET FILES AND CZ's NOTEBOOKDear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, like I said at the weekend, we should not be losing sleep over the frivolous court challenge being mounted...Published: 12 Mar 2015 at 10:09hrs | 1 | by CZ
I am used to these threats, Cdes
Dear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, at the weekend I had to reveal some details about some uncouth attempts made by some desperate members of this party to ascend to the zenith of t...Published: 05 Mar 2015 at 10:02hrs | | by CZ
Was too busy to address you, Cdes
CABINET FILES AND CZ's NOTEBOOKDear Cabinet andPolitburo membersThis week I decided to bless myself with a short break. This has nothing whatsoever to do with the minor mishap that...Published: 12 Feb 2015 at 08:26hrs | | by CZ
We should revisit leadership Code, Cdes
Dear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, I know that by now most of you have read this: "Minister Chimene told The Sunday Mail that preliminary investigations indicated Mutasa had become...Published: 22 Jan 2015 at 08:38hrs | | by CZ
Democracy according to St Didymus, Cdes
Dear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, I know most of you cannot not help but laugh at the claim by former presidential affairs minister Cde Didymus Mutasa that he is still ZANU-PF's b...Published: 15 Jan 2015 at 08:30hrs | | by CZ
We might repossess some farms, Cdes
Dear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, as you are aware I am enjoying my annual vacation. I hope, following the recent activity that resulted in the removal of chaff and deadwood from...Published: 08 Jan 2015 at 10:59hrs | 6 | by CZ
I never said Pasi neZanu-PF, Cdes
Dear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, as you are all aware, I am away on my annual vacation. I badly needed this life-enhancing break, especially after recent events that saw some lon...Published: 18 Dec 2014 at 09:36hrs | | by CZ
Cde Teurai stretched my patience to the limit, Cdes
Dear Cabinet andPolitburo membersComrades, it was with much sadness that this week I had to take a drastic move to make wholesale dismissals from my Cabinet. I last took such a painful dec...Published: 11 Dec 2014 at 09:46hrs | | by CZ
People's wishes to prevail at Congress, Cdes
Dear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, I am glad that our Congress is almost here. With it comes the platform for the owners of the party - the people - to decide whatever they want to...Published: 27 Nov 2014 at 10:32hrs | | by CZ
Time to make tough decisions, Cdes
Dear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, for a very long time I have warned most of you that I always have up-to-date information on what is always happening on the ground… that my...Published: 20 Nov 2014 at 18:57hrs | | by CZ
Poor Britain is now begging us, COMRADES!
CABINET FILES AND NOTEBOOK WITH CZ Dear Cabinet and Politburo members COMRADES, last week our re-engagement team with Europe was in London at t...Published: 02 Apr 2013 at 12:26hrs | | by CZ Notebook
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