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Jona is almost about to die: Joke

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just…

Published: 13 Aug 2011 at 17:33hrs | 5 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe

My daughter is your reward: Joke

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he a…

Published: 13 Aug 2011 at 17:33hrs | 7 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe

Two cabbages and two litters of cooking oil: Joke

One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral, Please write a list and then we can go?.Wife: A …

Published: 09 Aug 2011 at 19:51hrs | 1327 | by Makhox Lebandla lakhe

A stormy night in Soweto, 'hitch hiking': JOKE

Joe from Soweto was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.Suddenly he saw a …

Published: 29 Jun 2011 at 20:00hrs | 1695 | by Makhox Lebandla lakhe

Job application by Jona

I m aply to my job in u company of Shoprite. I complete to grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.I am 27 ears to be born and no mailed and no childish. my father is dead long time ago and my mother marry in Zimbabwe country there 10 year…

Published: 13 Jun 2011 at 15:07hrs | 5 | by Makhox Lebandla lakhe

Lessons with Makhox lebandla lakhe

DON'T YOU LIKE TO BE ZULU  Here = LA. Sleep= LALASleep here = LALA LASleep there = LALA LEListen = LALELA Listen here = LALELA LA Sleep over there = LA LELA LE Listen here Sleep over there = LALELALA LALELALE I hope you enjoyed my les…

Published: 06 Jun 2011 at 18:13hrs | 4 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe

An old woman in an Elevator

An old woman riding in an elevator in a lavish manner,when a young beautiful woman gets into the elevator,smelling expensive perfumes....She says to the old woman arrogantly "Romance" by Ralph Lauren $100 an ounce....Then another beautiful…

Published: 05 Jun 2011 at 15:08hrs | 4 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe

Baptising A Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by th…

Published: 05 May 2011 at 11:47hrs | 1404 | by Makhox Lebandla Lakhe

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