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Zanu PF launches 'Zimbabwe is open for business: Mark 2' Someone is making a killing from these dunderheads!

The Zanu PF spirit to revive the Zimbabwe economy is willing but the intellect is weak!When then Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa and his fellow conspirator staged the November 2017 military coup, "a military assisted transition" as they …

Published: 08 Mar 2023 at 20:07hrs | 647 | by Nomusa Garikai

Mnangagwa's latest revised plan: 'Nyika inovakwa inorakashwa ivenevayo imashefu namaChina!'

"Zimbabweans jam UK work visa applications" screamed the headline. 8 363 skilled and semi-skilled Zimbabweans were granted UK work permit in 2022 up from 499 in 2019. The truth is Zimbabweans have been leaving the country in droves since 2…

Published: 27 Feb 2023 at 18:57hrs | 7 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Zanu PF is rigging 2023, it's normal and CCC must be hard-hat equipped for it!' It's insane and must be stopped, now

In an interview with AFP Nelson Chamisa admitted that Zimbabwe's electoral process has "always attracted controversy" and is "littered with rigging, manipulation" and it is his reaction that we should focus on."It's going to be a rough cam…

Published: 24 Feb 2023 at 16:54hrs | 6 | by Nomusa Garikai

18 Binga schools post 0% pass rate and Zanu PF post 80% rural vote regardless - thx to voter rigging mastery

"18 Binga schools record 0% passes!" screamed the headlines in Newsday Zimbabwe and Bulawayo24. "At least 18 schools in Binga, Matabeleland North province, recorded a zero percent pass rate at Ordinary Level 2022 examinations, with teacher…

Published: 17 Feb 2023 at 15:02hrs | 7 | by Nomusa Garikai

CCC duplicity, hell bent on participating in 2023 with not cat in hell chance on winning, has exposed SADC duplicity

Yes, Zimbabwe is heading for yet another rigged elections. Zanu PF has learned the lessons from the past and by putting these into practice, the party is hoping to get political legitimacy from SADC and AU and thus get away with the riggin…

Published: 07 Feb 2023 at 09:52hrs | 8 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Why was Army granted licence to export lithium ore?' - Not because ZDI is on sanctions, there're no investors

"Embattled state arms manufacturer, the Zimbabwe Defence Industries (ZDI) has been controversially granted a special permit to export raw lithium by the government, a decision expected to inject life into the firm's struggling operations, …

Published: 17 Jan 2023 at 19:21hrs | 2 | by Nomusa Garikai

Ramaphosa hell bent on granting vote rigging Zanu PF legitimacy - sacrificing povo to gratify Zanu PF

"The ANC supports the calls for the lifting of punitive sanctions against Venezuela, Iran, Cuba, Syria, Zimbabwe and elsewhere where such sanctions have been imposed unilaterally and unjustifiably, causing immense suffering and hardship to…

Published: 10 Jan 2023 at 10:32hrs | 5 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Nyika inovakwa nevene vayo' insist Mnangagwa - Reality, Zimbabwe is a failed state in ruins, mocks him

On Monday, 12 December 2022, the U.S. Department of the Treasury's Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) designated four Zimbabwean individuals and two Zimbabwean entities and removed seventeen Zimbabweans from the Specially Designated N…

Published: 16 Dec 2022 at 08:03hrs | 8 | by Nomusa Garikai

'CCC will win the 2023 elections' Need a reality check here, especially after 42 years of rigged elections

"Our motive is clear, we want to win the 2023 Presidential Election. Let it be known that Chigumba cannot stop the wave of change, said CCC Task Force Committee member for communication, Stephen Sarkozy Chuma.Wanting to win and actually wi…

Published: 04 Dec 2022 at 21:27hrs | 5 | by Nomusa Garikai

Zanu PF is desperate to be readmitted into the Commonwealth before 2023 - its legitimacy depends on it

Zanu PF stall: Readmit Zimbabwe into Commonwealth before 2023 elections and lift the sanctions soon thereafter.The number one priority to Zanu PF is to retain its iron grip on political power at all costs. Four decades of gross mismanageme…

Published: 17 Nov 2022 at 08:59hrs | 6 | by Nomusa Garikai

Chamisa and co are hell ben on participating in flawed 2023 elections out of greed - pure and simple

Nelson Chamisa and his CCC friends are hell bent on participating in these 2023 elections just as they have done in 2013 and 2018. They are after the few gravy train seats Zanu PF is giving away as bait, they have very rarely admitted it o…

Published: 14 Nov 2022 at 10:25hrs | 6 | by Nomusa Garikai

Yes, Mnangagwa is at UN COP 27 in Egypt to mourn about sanctions, photo opportunity and nothing else

Yes, President Emmerson Mnangagwa, is in Egypt for UN COP27 Climate Summit. He will, no doubt, be accompanied by the usual high-powered delegation of hangers-on. He will complain of how sanctions are stopping Zimbabwe from addressing the C…

Published: 08 Nov 2022 at 13:11hrs | 7 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Zanu PF will never win free elections!' said CCC. True. So, why is CCC one insisting on elections with NO reforms?

When it comes to elections, Zimbabwe is caught in a catch 22 situation. After 42 years of corrupt and tyrannical Zanu PF rule that has left the country in economic ruins, a pariah state and forced millions in abject poverty; the nation is …

Published: 12 Oct 2022 at 13:51hrs | 6 | by Nomusa Garikai

'We're not far from Rwanda in 1994,' warned Biti. Because we're cursed with great man who're easily corrupted by power

"He (John Kumalo) is a big man, in this place, your brother. His shop always full of men, talking as you have heard. But they say you must hear him at a meeting, he and Dubula and a brown man named Tomlinson. They say he speaks like a bull…

Published: 30 Jul 2022 at 17:56hrs | 17 | by Nomusa Garikai

Why MDC/CCC participate in flawed elections to give Zanu PF legitimacy in an open book - read it for yourself

"Electoral watchdog, the Election Resource Centre says Zimbabwe's total eligible voters should hover around eight million, meaning that nearly three million people are not interested to vote," reported News Day."A graphic report produced b…

Published: 13 Jul 2022 at 20:01hrs | 9 | by Nomusa Garikai

CCC is an autocracy masquerading as a democracy, 'it is not a dirty tactic to point out this fact!'

"It is a confirmed fact that CCC is a brand new party with no founding process, no constitution, no structures, and no elected leadership. This fact means CCC is operating illegally, like a secret society. It's not a dirty tactic to point …

Published: 06 Jul 2022 at 11:15hrs | 15 | by Nomusa Garikai

Zanu PF anti-western rhetoric is but a tacit admission they are not masters in their own home and never were!

Zimbabwe gain her independence back in 1980, marking the end of white colonial rule. But to listen to the anti-Western rhetoric from the country's ruling elite one would be forgiven to believe the whites are calling all the shots. The trut…

Published: 25 Jun 2022 at 14:24hrs | 15 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Win we shall! God is in it!' Chamisa proclaimed - Curse of discerning mind ossified into fat

Then God said, "Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.…

Published: 20 Jun 2022 at 15:57hrs | 17 | by Nomusa Garikai

Chamisa assures Junta their looting rights are safe - expect zero changes from 'Change Champion in Chief'

Ignorance is a curse worse than death! The dead are not tormented by anything whereas the ignorant are forever blundering from pillar to post; excited, it does not take much to get this lot excited, one minute and disappointed the next as …

Published: 20 May 2022 at 10:20hrs | 12 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Need pact and reforms to avoid disputed elections.' Need to end CCC sell out and confusion galore

One says this, another says that and a third says something else that is neither this nor that. Indeed, in Zimbabwe politics the same individual will say one thing now and say the exact opposite in the next breath. There is confusion galor…

Published: 04 May 2022 at 12:29hrs | 6 | by Nomusa Garikai

'CCC cannot work with Mwonzora and Khupe, snakes' - who amongst CCC did not sell out on reforms, cast first stone

"We have a situation where a snake sneaked into the house, swallowed all the kids and when we attempted to kill it, we did not finish it off â€¦ And now we want it to be part of the family. No. You can't bandage a snake because when it hea…

Published: 04 Apr 2022 at 16:10hrs | 6 | by Nomusa Garikai

Zanu PF is blatantly rigging by election, forewarning of 2023, and none of Chamisa's strategies are working

Zanu PF is rigging these by-elections; none of Nelson Chamisa's "winning in rigged elections strategies" are working."Saturday's by-elections could be reduced to a sham after it emerged Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) polling agents ar…

Published: 27 Mar 2022 at 12:09hrs | 3 | by Nomusa Garikai

Team Pachedu condemns failure to produce verified voters' roll but not CCC for participating in the flawed elections

A few weeks ago, Team Pachedu, a group of IT savvy Zimbabweans, revealed some pretty shocking irregularities and illegalities in the voters' roll such as the transfer of some voters from one Polling Station to another in another ward or co…

Published: 12 Mar 2022 at 09:36hrs | 2 | by Nomusa Garikai

'It's settled, Chamisa, not Mwonzora, is nation's hope' - just another Mnangagwa vs Mugabe false choice

In 2017 outsiders not familiar with the Zimbabwean people's warped thinking were rightly surprised that Zimbabweans came out in their hundreds of thousands to support the November 2017 military coup. The military coup was an internal power…

Published: 25 Feb 2022 at 07:35hrs | 7 | by Nomusa Garikai

CCC duplicity: insidiously participated in rigged elections banking on '(violent) peaceful protests' to end Zanu PF dictatorship

Zanu PF is rigging the 2023 elections! No one in Zimbabwe should ever say they did not know this! "Team Pachedu said a total of 170 867 addresses that were in the 2018 voters roll have been edited by Zec between 2018 and 2022, with Glen Vi…

Published: 16 Feb 2022 at 12:54hrs | 15 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Your vote matters!' Yes, but only when elections are free just as water only flows downhill

"Zanu PF's steals Elections via assisted voters and stuffing ballot papers in rural areas with no agents. We know it, Zanu PF can be beaten with a huge turnout, polling agents deployment and a clean voters roll.Your vote matters, go regist…

Published: 04 Feb 2022 at 15:04hrs | 6 | by Nomusa Garikai

'We want Zimbabweans to work in SA but locals first' - can't have the cake and eat it too, not even Malema

"We want to make an emphasis to the owners of restaurants that no-one should stop employing Zimbabweans and say the EFF said they don't want them," said Julius Malema on Wednesday."We want Zimbabweans to work in SA. It is their home. They …

Published: 20 Jan 2022 at 09:59hrs | 20 | by Nomusa Garikai

Mnangagwa condemns 'chicanery' in Zanu PF elections - hypocrite orchestrated wanton violence in national elections

"Irregularities and political chicanery across party structures must be decisively dealt with and expunged from the party," said President Emmerson Mnangagwa. He was referring to the recent Zanu PF elections which were marred by violence a…

Published: 06 Jan 2022 at 23:25hrs | 14 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Ngaapinde Hake Mukomana' is game-changer" - Yeah right, sun will rise in West

You can read through all the available Zimbabwe 2018 elections reports, none has ever attributed Zanu PF's landslide victory to slogan. NewsDay, is claiming MDC A's new slogan for the 2023 elections is a game-changer guaranteed to deliver …

Published: 26 Dec 2021 at 09:55hrs | 16 | by Nomusa Garikai

Omicron send covid-19 cases soaring 2 555 per day, up 5 000% in a week - with it pressure to ensure free elections

As of 6 December 2021, Zimbabwe had 141 601 cumulated covid-19 cases, 2 555 new cases up from the 50 or less per day of last week. The country has vaccinated 3.8 million and 2.8 million with the first and second jab respectively. As recent…

Published: 13 Dec 2021 at 08:14hrs | 21 | by Nomusa Garikai

Chamisa in fresh call for dialogue following murder of MDC activist - implement reforms, hypocrite

The sheer hypocrisy and duplicity of MDC leaders when it comes to dealing with the thorny issue of Zimbabwe's political culture of violence, never seize to infuriate me!"That's an issue of impunity and fertilises the breakdown of security …

Published: 28 Nov 2021 at 19:40hrs | 16 | by Nomusa Garikai

'No individual can be bigger than Zimbabwe' Kasukuwere readily admits, now - 'Terror the human form divine' W Blake foretold

Anyone who read the latest remarks from Zanu PF former Cabinet Minister Saviour Kasukuwere must have laughed their head off. What is the idiot wittering about, they must have asked themselves!"People must unite and deal with common challen…

Published: 26 Nov 2021 at 09:38hrs | 15 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Votes are won by ideas, not intimidation' tweeted USA - how naive and infuriatingly so too

"We are very concerned about reports of rising political violence in multiple provinces," the United States embassy in Harare said in a tweeted statement."As Zimbabwe prepares for the 2023 elections, we urge all parties to refrain from act…

Published: 02 Nov 2021 at 13:34hrs | 19 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Cannot accord diaspora vote due to legislative challenge' - in plain language; we are a quintessential Banana Republic

Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa was a senior member of Robert Gabriel Mugabe's government for 37 years. It is not that Mnangagwa did not know what the Zanu PF government was doing was wrong and even outright criminal like the blatant and repea…

Published: 25 Oct 2021 at 15:22hrs | 40 | by Nomusa Garikai

Zanu PF attacks on MDC will galvanise and blind supporters to Wizard of Oz Scarecrow trickery

Zimbabwe is caught in a catch 22! We a stuck in a political and economic mess and those who have landed us here are the ones profiting from our suffering and misery and, worst of all, they have the power to keep us here!Zimbabwe's serious …

Published: 16 Oct 2021 at 07:43hrs | 13 | by Nomusa Garikai

'We want reforms and then elections' demanded Mwonzora - this was no epiphany; why now

"We want reforms and then elections. Unlike our colleagues in the opposition who are calling for an election whether or not there are reforms," said Douglas Mwonzora, leader of MDC - T."That government has not allowed reforms over some yea…

Published: 10 Oct 2021 at 17:21hrs | 7 | by Nomusa Garikai

UN to investigate negative impact of sanctions - political oppression hurts worse than sanctions

UN special rapporteur Alena Douhan, from Belarus, is expected to be in Zimbabwe from on October 18 to 28 at the invitation of government."She is currently seeking the views of all relevant stakeholders to inform the thematic and geographic…

Published: 30 Sep 2021 at 13:52hrs | 4 | by Nomusa Garikai

'Sanctions against Zimbabwe are a setback' - a feeble excuse cum insult cum tool for oppression

"Sanctions against Zimbabwe are a setback to stability in our region. Botswana therefore calls on the international community to end sanctions against Zimbabwe," said President Mokgweetsi Masisi of Botswana addressing 76th session of the U…

Published: 28 Sep 2021 at 08:08hrs | 7 | by Nomusa Garikai

Child marriages are evil

The story of the fourteen-year-old Marange 'girl wife' who passed on at a shrine whilst birthing made very sad reading.  Adding salt to the wound and rubbing it in was the attempt to conceal the matter pretending all was well at the w…

Published: 08 Sep 2021 at 07:06hrs | 7 | by Nomusa Garikai

Chamisa and Hichilema plot to annihilate Africa old guard revealed - 'Chawanzwa usaudza Chamisa, idare rinorira nohusiku'

It was natural for then Zambia opposition leader Hakainde Hichilema (HH) to meet and hobnob with a fellow opposition leader like Nelson Chamisa. But now that HH is the President of Zambia his relationship with opposition leaders will be mo…

Published: 08 Sep 2021 at 07:02hrs | 6 | by Nomusa Garikai

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