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God is Zanu PF, George Charamba
10 Dec 2016 at 07:29hrs | Views
State media columnist Nathaniel Manheru has claimed that God is Zanu PF 'through and through".
Manheru, wildly believed to be President Robert Mugabe's spokesperson, George Charamba said the recent rains experienced in most parts of the country point to God being Zanu PF.
He said "the fear of mass starvation in the wake of the debilitating El Niño factor, though not yet behind us, is largely tamed'.
"We have done very well in feeding the nation, and 2018 will show how grateful the people are to the Party. The rains have come. The farmer is back in the field, breaking the clod, committing seed to the soil" reads part of The other side with Nathaniel Manheru.
He then smuggled the God- Zanu PF factor.
"And that ZANU-PF has successfully weathered El Niño related food shortages, while mobilizing inputs for the 2016/17 season under Command Agriculture simply means it has been phenomenally successful both in saving and in serving! Always ZANU-PF, God has since moved in by way of the gushing rains, all to douse street dissent, to refocus the national effort away from leaping passions, indeed to lift the national mood with green hope.
"It's over, it's over, this tajamuka nonsense!".
This week, the Meteorological Services department said the country is likely to experience heavy down pour from today (Saturday) through to Tuesday next week.
It said the heavy rains would be in the excess of 50ml in 24 hours countrywide.
Food aid agencies say close to 5 million people urgently need food relief.
Manheru, wildly believed to be President Robert Mugabe's spokesperson, George Charamba said the recent rains experienced in most parts of the country point to God being Zanu PF.
He said "the fear of mass starvation in the wake of the debilitating El Niño factor, though not yet behind us, is largely tamed'.
"We have done very well in feeding the nation, and 2018 will show how grateful the people are to the Party. The rains have come. The farmer is back in the field, breaking the clod, committing seed to the soil" reads part of The other side with Nathaniel Manheru.
He then smuggled the God- Zanu PF factor.
"And that ZANU-PF has successfully weathered El Niño related food shortages, while mobilizing inputs for the 2016/17 season under Command Agriculture simply means it has been phenomenally successful both in saving and in serving! Always ZANU-PF, God has since moved in by way of the gushing rains, all to douse street dissent, to refocus the national effort away from leaping passions, indeed to lift the national mood with green hope.
"It's over, it's over, this tajamuka nonsense!".
This week, the Meteorological Services department said the country is likely to experience heavy down pour from today (Saturday) through to Tuesday next week.
It said the heavy rains would be in the excess of 50ml in 24 hours countrywide.
Food aid agencies say close to 5 million people urgently need food relief.
Source - Byo24News
