Unwanted Mnangagwa insists 'Love me tender!', says Rejoice

Political commentator Rejoice Ngwenya has described Zimbabwe Electoral Commision chairperson Priscillah Chigumba and President Elect Emmerson Mnangagwa as electoral Twin Evil dazzling Zimbabweans with electoral rocket science.

"As I said on my Sunday post, Emmerson Mnangagwa is UNELECTABLE and UNWANTABLE. And so there is no amount of techno-jargon he and his 'kick-side' can give us that will make him legitimate. I mean these ZANU-PF guys are pathetic! Come to think of it, there are MILLIONS of ZANU-PF people who DIDN'T even vote for Emmerson Mnagagwa," he said.

"When does a normal man take note that he is UNWANTED? Kana musikana or even mukadzi akati haakudi, haachakuda. You only look like a fool if you insist she loves you. Voters have said we DON'T love Emmerson Mnangagwa. He insists: "Love me tender!", like Elvis Presely. Shockin."