WANTED: A girl with good hips

"Sought is a beautiful, curvy girl aged below 24 years with good hips and curves." So begins an ad in the classifieds section of The Herald today.

It gets better! Not only is this person looking for the said woman, he/she is willing to pay money to an introducer.... "Reward is given to anyone who introduces such a girl. No chancers please..."

Come on! What are you waiting for? Help Cephas out, and get paid while you're at it!