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Mugabe deserves our respect- supporter

by Stephen Jakes
23 Jun 2016 at 02:06hrs | Views
Zanu PF supporter Sy Tsingo has said that President Robert Mugabe deserves respect and urged the veteran leader to remain focused despite escalating vilification.

"Shingai Gushungo tava kusvika (Be strong Gushungo we are getting closer). We almost there," he said.

"His Excellency many people have written open letters laden with attacks on your person but let me apologize on behalf of the these uncouth lot. You deserve our respect and in our culture we owe you such. However,let me try to explain a bit why I now feel on the contrary you are the only solution. Yes His Excellency, you are the verminous anti-vermin."

He said the successionist within Zanu PF are dangerous and Lacoste should be crushed.

"He has potential to turn a few things around so yes he must never get near power. Well the G-string gang are nothing without you and Mai Russel," Tsingo.

"His Excellency, you continue to show your prowess by putting war veterans in their place. Thank you for teargassing, pepper spraying these hoodlums and it was epic when you reminded them what Gukurahundi was about. They are an ungrateful lot who have forgotten your generous 50k handouts."

He advised Mugabe that the civil servants are not as crucial.

"We are an educated nation anyway, very healthy and always at peace. We might just need a lot bit of army loyalty and clearly your wisdom suffices, let's pay them first when we get some money. When is (RBZ governor John) Mangundya starting the printer?" he asked.

"The bond notes, will help us pay our internal bills and curb the liquidity crunch. Don't bother the protests Comrade, nor the legality thereof as long as we can print money, we will have this economy by the horns again. The RBZ governor will make sure there is money for your flights. It's that time of the decade again that you reset everyone's monies in banks, investments or pensions/ savings. Last decade around this year it happened sir, everyone got to the same level."

He said he have come to believe flying is a rich people's remedy to everlasting life.

"Keep flying to our Eastern comrades and sign mega deals every season, one day we start reaping the benefits of your toil. Of course these guys you put in cabinet are not towing the line but it should always be remembered Rome was not built in a day,"Tsingo said.

"President, our corruption levels are not that bad. Do not waste your precious time with these rumours. In other countries corruption is strife and real. Same with drought and poverty, your people are used to healthier and slim diets."

He said there was a need for the ban of a lot of things.

He said the ban on basic commodity, electronic and hardware imports is highly necessary.

"We surely don't need these substandard good to cross into our country where we have industries churning same products. It's high time we correct trade deficit.In fact let's ban every import and limit cash amounts these Diasporians bring in. They destabilise our economy," he said.

"Gushungo, may you live longer till 2018 and you may go just after elections. You are the solution we always wanted."

Source - Byo24News