Jonathan Moyo's gods must be crazy

The study and understanding of Politics is like the study and understanding of history and archeology, book knowledge and descriptive lectures cannot give one a true sense of reality of what real politics is, if one needs to familiarise themselves with the actual truth then one needs to humble himself out of the comfort of the present time and go back into the yesteryears and dig for the political and ideological remains of comrades such as Magamba Tongogara, Chairman Chitepo, Leopold Takawira, Jason Ziyapapa Moyo and many more whose names are too important to be mentioned. The comrades mentioned above define politics in its linguistic and ideological meaning. It is sadistic however that our politics today is defined by tall people with a very short  political history and fat people with very slim brains . These people are schooled but not educated, they went through a racial education system where someone who could speak the British accent better would be awarded a scholarship and a degree. Today These people move around with exaggerated titles, calling themselves professors of politics and masters of strategy. Such people are very dangerous to our society as they pose a danger not only to us but to four children and generations to come as well. One such person is professor Jonathan Nathaniel Moyo.

For a long time I have preoccupied myself with trying to come to an understanding of the nature of a person Jonathan Moyo is and I have come to the conclusion that he leaves in his own world with his own gods; who  I must say they are very crazy. His gods are very crazy because they have given him an artificial intelligence to think that he knows everything and everyone; his artificial intelligence has led him to doubt everything including his own sexuality as he is often accused of being an unrepentant homosexual who sleeps with anything that has a hole on it. This "hole" professor made headlines when he used to be a fierce critic of President Robert Mugabe in the 90s. I shall not narrate much about what happened after that but allow me to sum up his entire political life as that of a woman who has been married four times and divorced three times because of infidelity.

The hole professor's gods must be crazy because he claims his father was killed during Gukurahundi by Zanu PF but today he is not only a member of Zanu PF, he is also politburo member and sits in the highest decision making body where he is secretary for Science and Technology, he is also a cabinet minister responsible for Higher and tertiary education. Whilst his crazy gods are smiling, his late father (MHSRIP) is spinning and turning in his shallow grave watching his son coming in and out of Zanu PF HQ and crafting manifestoes to keep Zanu PF in power. The hole professor's gods must be crazy because in 1995, the professor stated that , "before you laugh at kids who believe in father Christmas, think of adults who believe in Robert Mugabe and Zanu PF" I say his gods are crazy because fast forward to 2017, a hole adult, a hole father and a hole professor is now a self proclaimed defender of President Mugabe's throne. Its now more easy for adults to believe in father Christmas than for a kid to believe that Jonathan Moyo genuinely is in support of President Mugabe and is defending his throne. If truth be told Jonathan Moyo's defence for president Mugabe is a typical case of a crocodile helping the goats to cross the river.

Jonathan Moyo' s gods must be crazy if they want us to think that the hole professor's hatred for Vice President Mnangagwa is inspired by the Tsholotsho fall out. Let it be said here now that Jonathan Moyo has rural hatred against the VP and that hatred started ever since he left his mother's womb. Am now beginning to think that Jonathan Moyo had a sinister agenda during Tsholotsho against the VP. Remember jonathan Moyo joined the Tsholotsho train in its late stages and whilst many might think that it was the ever obedient son who sold out during tsholotsho, I'm now forced to think thank it was Jonathan Moyo who wanted to eliminate Emmerson Mnangagwa from the equation. One would then argue that Jonathan was fired from the party after tsholotsho but one should also remember that Jonathan Moyo had the most funded campaign in the parliamentary elections and went on to win as an independent candidate, now the question is where did he get the funding? Let it be said here now that this agenda against VP Mnangagwa started way back and its only now that the pieces of the puzzle are beginning to show the correct image. If truth be told Jonathan Moyo is on someone's payroll to discredit VP Mnangagwa but its only a matter of time before the oil settles on top of the water

The clock is ticking, the days are passing, The hole professor is laughing at the success of command agriculture an going to the extent of terming it "The Command Ugly Culture" whilst you wonder why a hole cabinet minister and a hole professor who benefited from the programme would criticise it and even call it Ugly culture; you can only understand the professor' reasoning after analysing the shape of his head.  

All being said and done, politics being politics, the gods who created Jonathan Moyo Must be crazy because they are showing the world how someone can live with a very big head and very little brains

Ichooooooooo!