Opinion / Columnist
Mai Tombi's bananas are now 50 cents each
08 Jul 2019 at 08:27hrs | Views
Aaah! I am tempted to believe magic is for real, abracadabra. How can 2 lts cooking oil price climb down from 21 rtgs to 16 rtgs in one week at TM Chadcombe? Even anointing oil cannot match that, by the way, some of the anointing oils got burnt in a mysterious fire at some 'Anointed Hotel' in Harare this week.
This was after an alleged accusation of 'unauthorised entry' by a female worshiper. What I know is that God does not sleep, does not get tired since he is always watching over us and guiding us to eternal life.
Now that the high prices of cooking oil has swallowed a humble pie, we can now indulge in 'vetkoek' (mafetikuku), who ever coined that tongue twister.
Those holding dear to high prices hoping for mega gains may actually gain loss, call them mega losses. The honeymoon is over, the baboon has missed the branch and now its 'yoweee yowee'. Prices are now finding their place after a cat was thrown among the pigeons, this SI 142 is indeed the magic wand.
Just watch the mayhem on exchange rates, the bird has wrenched the catapult from the hunter, maybe indeed bad hunter.
I am still at my Seek Road Kiosk where Mai Tombi is now selling her bananas at 50 cents each down from the outrageous 2 Bond last week. Now going for eggs, one egg for one rtgs, the chickens must be 'turning in the fridge'.
How can that be? We need affordable eggs and a pork-pie full of meat.
Thomas Murisa. Chinehasha.
This was after an alleged accusation of 'unauthorised entry' by a female worshiper. What I know is that God does not sleep, does not get tired since he is always watching over us and guiding us to eternal life.
Now that the high prices of cooking oil has swallowed a humble pie, we can now indulge in 'vetkoek' (mafetikuku), who ever coined that tongue twister.
Those holding dear to high prices hoping for mega gains may actually gain loss, call them mega losses. The honeymoon is over, the baboon has missed the branch and now its 'yoweee yowee'. Prices are now finding their place after a cat was thrown among the pigeons, this SI 142 is indeed the magic wand.
Just watch the mayhem on exchange rates, the bird has wrenched the catapult from the hunter, maybe indeed bad hunter.
I am still at my Seek Road Kiosk where Mai Tombi is now selling her bananas at 50 cents each down from the outrageous 2 Bond last week. Now going for eggs, one egg for one rtgs, the chickens must be 'turning in the fridge'.
How can that be? We need affordable eggs and a pork-pie full of meat.
Thomas Murisa. Chinehasha.
Source - Thomas Murisa
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