Opinion / Columnist
Zapu, the sweet poison silently curing Zimbabwe
03 Jun 2014 at 07:14hrs | Views
Do not judge Zapu by numbers, your conclusions will be wrong.
We deployed our members in every office in Zimbabwe and they are doing a good job and the fact that we do not go to meetings does not mean that we have rebelled against Zapu. We are at work softening the enermy.
Zapu is Zapu in bed at home, Zapu at school or work, Zapu in a bus or taxi and in deed Zapu strategically affiliated into other parties.
We are Zapu and we will be seen when our time is ripe. At the moment we are busy making policies that affect every Zimbabwean from certain strategic positions where we deployed our forces.
We are working from inside MDC-T and MDC-M, Zanu PF as well as MDC-C.
Our 1957 constitution is 78% operational in Zimbabwe and the way to do it is to strategically deploy our militants within our opponent's vital organs. Time is not an issue to us, what are we rushing for?
When one Zapu cadre dies, another one is born. When another rebels, another one turns in.
We were Zapu in 1957 but most of our members had died by 1960. Other little Zapu came to fill their spaces and the trend goes on and on from generation to generation.
In 1964, satan invaded our organisation taking 80% of our members to form an acidic satanic organisation which has corroded our country to halt. The corrosion is in the public eye to inspect.
In 1964, we did not die, we devised new strategies to deal with satan. Satan developed appetite for our blood in 1987 and killed 30 000 of our members. Fighting satan militarily was the natural way to do it but we avoided the temptation of turning Zimbabwe into an Angola. Instead of an all-out war, we decided to plant our worms on satan's spinal code.
Satan became pregnant and weak because of our worms between 1987 and 1997. Satan's eggs hatched in 1999 to form MDC and did not sleep on the job, we planted our worms on satan's eggs. In 2005, satan's eggs turned green and red and we did not sleep on the job, we deployed our militants in green and red military colours while still maintaining our worms on satan's spinal code.
Satan is now weak, confused, divided, fragile, old and at war with himself.
We are Zapu, we never lost our 1957 strategy, we are working in Russian KGB style to poison a massive monster and give it time to rot. Our brilliant fathers agreed at Cold Comfort Farm in 1964 that we had to seek International Intelligence in order to slowly and gently coach our intellectually deficient country into competitive hights.
Here is a list of our Cold Comfort Fathers who taught us to do what we are doing now;
1. President Joshua M. Nkomo
2. Deputy President James D. Chikerema
3. Secretary to the President William J. Mukarati
4. Secretary General George Nyandoro
5. Deputy Secretary General Edward S. Ndlovu
6. National Chairman Samuel Munodawafa
7. Treasurer General Jason Z. Moyo
8. Financial Secretary George Marange
9. Secretary for External Affairs Joseph Msika
10. Secretary for Youth and Cultural Affairs Clement Muchachi
11. Dep. Sec. for Youth and Cultural Affairs Mhariwa B. Gumbo
12. Secretary for Information and Publicity T. George Silundika
13. Deputy Information and Publicity Sec. Alois Z. Wingwiri
14. Secretary for Women's Affairs Jane Ngwenya
15. Secretary for Public Relations Willie D. Musarurwa
16. Secretary for Organisation Lazarus Nkala
Who is accusing us of failure? Is it not ignorance to accuse us of failure while we are slowly cleaning our country?
Who is judging us by numbers? Is it not ignorance to judge us by numbers you see on our benches ignoring our numbers who are deployed as worms to soften the devil?
The devil's every move is closely monitored by Zapu. There is an element of Cold Comfort Strategist in every corner of the devils sight. Zapu is there when the devil blinks but we were taught in Cold Comfort Farm to be patient and hone and hound the devil to his grave and reclaim our country and give it back to our people as it was in 1890.
For those who think we are dead, look around you, it could be Zapu in your kitchen and you never took notice.
Zapu is at unique work in Zimbabwe and you are because Zapu was. Had it not been for Zapu, Zimbabwe would be worse that what you see now.
Is Zimbabwe not a relatively peaceful country because of our worms?
It only takes an ignorant to fail to see Zapu in every square inch in Zimbabwe and even beyond.
For your freedom, we sacrifice ours dear Zimbabwe. Your enemy is breathing his last this year and we are still allegiant to the resolutions and protocols of the Cold Comfort Farm of 1964.
We deployed our members in every office in Zimbabwe and they are doing a good job and the fact that we do not go to meetings does not mean that we have rebelled against Zapu. We are at work softening the enermy.
Zapu is Zapu in bed at home, Zapu at school or work, Zapu in a bus or taxi and in deed Zapu strategically affiliated into other parties.
We are Zapu and we will be seen when our time is ripe. At the moment we are busy making policies that affect every Zimbabwean from certain strategic positions where we deployed our forces.
We are working from inside MDC-T and MDC-M, Zanu PF as well as MDC-C.
When one Zapu cadre dies, another one is born. When another rebels, another one turns in.
We were Zapu in 1957 but most of our members had died by 1960. Other little Zapu came to fill their spaces and the trend goes on and on from generation to generation.
In 1964, satan invaded our organisation taking 80% of our members to form an acidic satanic organisation which has corroded our country to halt. The corrosion is in the public eye to inspect.
In 1964, we did not die, we devised new strategies to deal with satan. Satan developed appetite for our blood in 1987 and killed 30 000 of our members. Fighting satan militarily was the natural way to do it but we avoided the temptation of turning Zimbabwe into an Angola. Instead of an all-out war, we decided to plant our worms on satan's spinal code.
Satan became pregnant and weak because of our worms between 1987 and 1997. Satan's eggs hatched in 1999 to form MDC and did not sleep on the job, we planted our worms on satan's eggs. In 2005, satan's eggs turned green and red and we did not sleep on the job, we deployed our militants in green and red military colours while still maintaining our worms on satan's spinal code.
Satan is now weak, confused, divided, fragile, old and at war with himself.
We are Zapu, we never lost our 1957 strategy, we are working in Russian KGB style to poison a massive monster and give it time to rot. Our brilliant fathers agreed at Cold Comfort Farm in 1964 that we had to seek International Intelligence in order to slowly and gently coach our intellectually deficient country into competitive hights.
Here is a list of our Cold Comfort Fathers who taught us to do what we are doing now;
1. President Joshua M. Nkomo
2. Deputy President James D. Chikerema
3. Secretary to the President William J. Mukarati
4. Secretary General George Nyandoro
5. Deputy Secretary General Edward S. Ndlovu
6. National Chairman Samuel Munodawafa
7. Treasurer General Jason Z. Moyo
8. Financial Secretary George Marange
9. Secretary for External Affairs Joseph Msika
10. Secretary for Youth and Cultural Affairs Clement Muchachi
11. Dep. Sec. for Youth and Cultural Affairs Mhariwa B. Gumbo
12. Secretary for Information and Publicity T. George Silundika
13. Deputy Information and Publicity Sec. Alois Z. Wingwiri
14. Secretary for Women's Affairs Jane Ngwenya
15. Secretary for Public Relations Willie D. Musarurwa
16. Secretary for Organisation Lazarus Nkala
Who is accusing us of failure? Is it not ignorance to accuse us of failure while we are slowly cleaning our country?
Who is judging us by numbers? Is it not ignorance to judge us by numbers you see on our benches ignoring our numbers who are deployed as worms to soften the devil?
The devil's every move is closely monitored by Zapu. There is an element of Cold Comfort Strategist in every corner of the devils sight. Zapu is there when the devil blinks but we were taught in Cold Comfort Farm to be patient and hone and hound the devil to his grave and reclaim our country and give it back to our people as it was in 1890.
For those who think we are dead, look around you, it could be Zapu in your kitchen and you never took notice.
Zapu is at unique work in Zimbabwe and you are because Zapu was. Had it not been for Zapu, Zimbabwe would be worse that what you see now.
Is Zimbabwe not a relatively peaceful country because of our worms?
It only takes an ignorant to fail to see Zapu in every square inch in Zimbabwe and even beyond.
For your freedom, we sacrifice ours dear Zimbabwe. Your enemy is breathing his last this year and we are still allegiant to the resolutions and protocols of the Cold Comfort Farm of 1964.
Source - Ryton Dzimiri
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