Tsvangirai infuriates Kingdom of Lesotho

Dear Editor of Bulawayo24 News,

I hope this inbox finds you well and in good health.

I'm the patriotic citizen of Kingdom of Lesotho.

I wish to thank your newspaper for sharing with the International Community including the citizens of Kingdom of Lesotho, the most derogative comments that expressed sodomy of arrogance against fellow African state by Mr Morgan Tsvangirai - the leader of Zimbabwe's opposition party Movement for Democratic Change. The newspaper paraphrased him as saying "Lesotho as a land of nothing but donkeys and water". This has reached almost every corner of the Kingdom of Lesotho, also for all highly reputable Lesotho born nationals who occupy prestigious positions of global influence such as World Bank, IMF, African Development Bank, South-South Cooperation, etc also the regional blocs like SADC, SACU, etc

We had been following with very keen interest all the developments in Zimbabwe, we shared with our brothers and sisters in Zimbabwe during their most difficult times of Economic and political crisis. We affectionately shared their pain and suffering, our government and international diplomats used every chance available to them to help Zimbabwe get out of its harsh economic sanctions then. As fellow SADC members states pledged to help with donations in 2009 of each member state to donate an equivalence of ZAR10 million, the Kingdom of Lesotho (nothing but the land of donkeys and water) also stretched their helping hand to pull up the economy of Zimbabwe.

During the headed crisis in 2008, Mr Morgan Tsvangirai visited Maseru, the Capital of Lesotho to ask for our government support, which led to him (Morgan Tsvangirai ) to be Prime Minister of Zimbabwe under power-sharing deal orchestrated by SADC Summit to facilitate for peaceful constitutional reforms and political reforms in his own country that he contributed so much to its destruction by being the extreme puppet of the Western Nations where he would always call for more sanctions against his own country of birth and his own people as an indirect pressure intended for His Excellence President Robert Gabrial Mugabe.

I can go on and on with endless list of numerous brotherhood support the Kingdom of Lesotho extended to all our fellow brothers and sisters in Zimbabwe. As I compose this message, Lesotho has become an automatic refuge of peace and stability to hundreds of thousands of Zimbabweans who has never even ridden any donkey or whatsoever. Who can tell a true story about Lesotho and its economy that is directly proportional to the size of the population and the size of the geographical landscape.

I can go on and on with endless list of numerous brotherhood support the Kingdom of Lesotho extended to all our fellow brothers and sisters in Zimbabwe. As I compose this message, Lesotho has become an automatic refuge of peace and stability to hundreds of thousands of Zimbabweans who has never even ridden any donkey or whatsoever. Who can tell a true story about Lesotho and its economy that is directly proportional to the size of the population and the size of the geographical landscape.

By the times of Morgan's birth, 10 March 1952, the Kingdom of Lesotho had already formed formal political organizations to mobilize the nation towards independence which our nation successfully won peacefully on 04 October 1966.

By the times Morgan was a herdboy in his rural Buhera area in then Southern Rhodesia (then), Kingdom of Lesotho was already flourishing with sufficient resources equivalent to support almost all her population demand.

I wish the government of Lesotho could lodge a formal complaints to regional SADC headquarters about this blasphemous insults made to our beloved motherland.

FOR THE FACT THAT ANY MONKEY CAN PERFORM ALMOST SIMILAR ACTIONS OF HUMAN BEING DOES NOT QUALIFY MONKEY TO BE A HUMAN BEING OR WHATSOEVER

Should he replace Mugabe and have to visit Maseru as Zimbabwe's head of state, Tsvangirai will likely wish he had showed more diplomatic panache and nous after dismissing Lesotho as a land of nothing but donkeys and water.