Keep your money Mr Wicknell and shut up

I am generally known as a politician and very few know me as an ardent soccer follower but for your information I get pieced off if a flashy but dull character like you start causing confusion in soccer circles.

To be very honest Sir Wicknell Chivhayo you are one of the few foolish childless and wifeless flamboyant business people whose money has never helped any poor person or soccer player in Zimbabwe,Uri gweja iwe.

Can I respectifuly remind you that Zimbabwe is bigger than you and your flamboyance is not worth emulating at all and you seem to be copying the current Zifa chairman Phillip Chiyangwa who has done everything to show off but like me he will one day go down six feet and covered by sand not sugar.

You have made deafening noise over your warriors sponsorship and the so called $3000 lunch money for poor Calisto Pasuwa and go on to insult the innocent journalist who had written fact based story because you think you are too rich and licenced to do spit vernom on innocent poor scribes.

Sorry Sir Wicknell,you seem to be misleading yourself here and getting too mad to face facts.

Sir Wicknell, we have been watching soccer since time immemorial,and I mean exciting soccer way back before you were born and your own Chiyangwa whose victory remains questionable.

I was born at Chishave clinic in Chivi but now I am here in Zvishavane,living in the mountains like a baboon without money but I am very proud of my country and the abundant talent within it including soccer talent.

I am the real great chief on the land who was skinned alive in 1896 shuttling between Mashava and Mandava surbub,murambwi chaivo.I stand for myself and believe in myself.

Zvishavane is known as the platinum city and personally I am  sitting on top of gold deposits as I talk to you sir.

I got very sick when I read your hollow and misleading piece in one of the daily papers in Zimbabwe.

You say you were empowered by Zanu pf or Robert Mugabe when you know very well about the origin of your wealth.

Sir Wicknell,give us a rest instead of waffling and showing off tokoloshi money we will very soon tell the nation the real story.we will very soon blow off your cover.

I am advising you to shut up now and keep your dirty money and apparatus to yourself.

As soccer fans we doubt your sincerity and commitment to the development of Zimbabwean soccer.

Please be advised adequately that we do not need your money to enjoy soccer,i dont think we need our soccer to be sponsored by criminals or our Zifa to be chaired by a political criminal that got into power through bribery  of poor, hungry and thirsty Zifa Councillors.

I know very well how your empowered collegues like Tyson got their money when they were in the central intelligence organisation cio in Mutare and I will soon tell the story soon.

I will also tell the nation the number of gays in Mugabe's cabinet today because you are dragging us too far.
Sir Wicknell,those licking you for the dirty money including Pasuwa,Phillip,Omega and the poor and unethical comrades in the Zimbabwe national soccer supporters association ZNSSA.

Sir Wicknell, keep away from our soccer, keep your cars, keep your Chiyangwa and shut up.
Your presence in soccer is keeping sincere sponsors away.

Sorry I hurriedly wrote this article while rushing to a 7 April 2016 war veterans meeting with the President Cde Robert Gabriel Mugabe you have ears to hear.

Till next time,
yours truly

Cde Gugugu Tofanegwani Magorira
Zvishavane