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Jokes for the World Cup - WhatsApp update
24 May 2014 at 05:22hrs | Views
5:07am, 24 May - +263 71 *** ****: Hie. Thought could share some jokes that pple share in the countdown to the FIFA World Cup:
My dear wife, the Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give u a few rules that will preserve yo beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to gv birth or wed or die or wateva during the WC or else asibuyi.
3. You support the teams that i support.
4. No talking during the game, thayimela ihalf time or seliphelile.
5. Amarepeat or highlights are as good as the main match, so ngyawabukela.
6. UGenerations singambukela provided oSibusiso laboMawande begqoke ikit and futhi besebrazil.
7. UMuvhango singambukela provided ungatsho ukuthi uFuluwani, uSusan loBafuwi badlala namba bani and for which teams.
8. Ungakhutha amaLine Up, ungangbuzi ukuthi, 'Lowu kuthiwa mbani?'.
9. Idecoder ithwalwa yimi, iqanyelwa yimi, ilala lami, iconnecthwa yimi, ngoba isubscribwa yimi.
10. No funny faces to my friends nxa bezobuka ibhora. Smile everytime EXCEPT nxa ezami zidliwa. Kengubone unyewule amazinyo angani uyawathengisa ezami zidliwa. Ngyakhipha wona.
NOW MAY THE GAMES BEGIN.
I love you Nkosikazi.
My dear wife, the Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give u a few rules that will preserve yo beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to gv birth or wed or die or wateva during the WC or else asibuyi.
3. You support the teams that i support.
4. No talking during the game, thayimela ihalf time or seliphelile.
5. Amarepeat or highlights are as good as the main match, so ngyawabukela.
7. UMuvhango singambukela provided ungatsho ukuthi uFuluwani, uSusan loBafuwi badlala namba bani and for which teams.
8. Ungakhutha amaLine Up, ungangbuzi ukuthi, 'Lowu kuthiwa mbani?'.
9. Idecoder ithwalwa yimi, iqanyelwa yimi, ilala lami, iconnecthwa yimi, ngoba isubscribwa yimi.
10. No funny faces to my friends nxa bezobuka ibhora. Smile everytime EXCEPT nxa ezami zidliwa. Kengubone unyewule amazinyo angani uyawathengisa ezami zidliwa. Ngyakhipha wona.
NOW MAY THE GAMES BEGIN.
I love you Nkosikazi.
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