She cheats because she passes gas and producing noise, court told

A Nobsec security guard claims that he had long suspected that his wife was cheating on him because she regularly passed out gas (fart) producing noise in the process. Bernard Ngiyani (44) of Epworth confessed in a packed court that his youthful wife, Brenda Samuel (23), was in the habbit of puffing loudly.

The 44-year-old man's suspicion was confirmed when he caught Brenda bonking with his neighbour. In ire, Bernard mercilessly thumped Brenda for cheating. It was for that reason he was dragged into the dock where he was charged with physical abuse charges according to the Domestic Violence Act.

Bernard came clean and pleaded guilty before Harare magistrate Shayne Kubonera. Moments later, Bernard begged for a chance to explain why he bashed his wife.

"My wife is in the habit of puffing unnecessarily and I used to wonder why. On 11 October, I was supposed to be working overnight but my boss told me to go back home," Bernard narrated.

He also said he was shocked when he arrived home around midnight and his wife was nowhere to be found. He revealed that the doors were wide open but Brenda was nowhere in the vicinity.

"I waited until 1am and I opted to look for her. I was afraid that she might have been harmed. Efforts to call her friends and relatives proved futile and she was still unavailable," he added.

Bernard became suspicious and he went to sit in the toilet waiting for Brenda's arrival. at around 4am, Brenda came out of their neighbour's bedroom wearing a t-shirt only. He (Bernard) could not believe his eyes. The court heard that Brenda urinated near the entrance before she puffed loudly again. Benard became furious and he severely clobbered Brenda.

As it that was not enough, Bernard also used a rope to tie Brenda's legs and hands. He also stormed his neighbour's bedroom before walloping him with a wooden stick. The neighbour escaped and took his heels to avoid further harm. On the other hand, Brenda sustained facial and elbow bruises, She also complained of chest pains.

In court, Brenda confessed that she was cheating with her neighbour. She further told the court that she had no feelings for her husband as he was too old for her.

And the passing gas after sex with her neighbour was a sign of satisfaction, so it seems. - HMetro.