Opinion / Columnist
Tsvangirai youths to rescue Mugabe
09 Dec 2014 at 06:00hrs | Views
Mr. Robert Mugabe, a senile and frail nonagenarian who by occupation is the shadow and ceremonial president of Zimbabwe has found a saviour in the form of his sworn enemy President Tsvangirai. The Youth Assembly have noted the serious blackmailing and abuse of the country's once revered freedom fighter who transformed into the chief enemy of the people earning himself the greatest resentment of the people, the MDC T Youth Assembly in South Africa have decided to intervene on humanitarian grounds. Truly fortune knocks once at a poor man's door - a golden opportunity to gracefully retire and experience the beauty and flavor of democracy.
The Youth Assembly led by Organizing secretary Tinashe Chifamba have crafted a program and inter - twine of mechanisms to retire the un-honourable senior citizen and save him from the continued political kidnap and detention at the behest of his young wife and a military cannibal.
Mr. Mugabe, a man who at several notable times delves into the spirit world and in his sub - consciences becomes so generous with the truth to the extent of betraying his captors and handlers. Personal confessions, in all reality reflecting the truth - in other terms saving himself from appearing before the divine jury with much to confess for truly the inevitable is now unavoidable. The thirty five day delay in announcing the 2008 Presidential Election Results being demystified amongst a myriad of other confessions: 78% for Tsvangirai, "Pasi neZanu PF" slogans, the painful life under the petticoat of Dr. DisGrace and the illusion of imaginary coup plotters.
What more confessions and further humiliation would the people of Zimbabwe want before the man joins that he led to their early deaths. Patrick Danga a firebrand MDC T youth leader in South Africa did not dabble with his words when asked for his opinion on the Youth Assembly's plan to rescue Mr. Mugabe from the shackles of the evil Jezebel masquerading as the first lady and the rogue regime, "As the youth Assembly, we have decided to help Mugabe retire on or before his next birthday. President Tsvangirai encouraged us to love and following in Jesus' footsteps we also love our enemies though some like Mugabe have decided to be a liability and burden to the people of Zimbabwe."
Speaking to this scribe, Joel Marere in a frank and emotional hybrid of both stanza and prose - with Oscar Madanhi, Edward Mutondo, Emannuel Banda, Misheck Marowa, Brighton Maravanyika and Pound Tambo among others had no kind words for the military regime ill- running and mismanaging the affairs of the state in Zimbabwe with the aid of a "Marweyi" a woman of multiple nuptials finally pinned upon Mr. Mugabe with the aid of the used, dumped and yester-year's high flying Ray Kaukonde whose greatest claim to infamy is a forged elementary level certificate. "President Tsvangirai has encouraged the people to desist from violence. We are ready to instruct Mr. Mugabe to leave state power for his track record of failure, corruption and patronage, human rights violations, academic institutional genocide, general social infrastructure decay, massive economic sabotage among a host of other misfiring at his instigation."
The life of Mr. Mugabe consumes 6, 46% of the national budget on a yearly basis. The allocation covers his Asian medical care with his oversubscribed entourages which at all material times include several spooks guised as aides coupled with their skimp and flowery concubines at the expense of orphans of political violence languishing in poverty in various marginalized and down trodden angles of the T Pot shaped landmass. Talent Chingovo, a Zimbabwean academic based in South Africa did not mince his words when asked for his opinion on the decision to retire Mugabe from the State, "I feel privileged that I sit in the Youth National Executive of the most popular political party in Zimbabwe. I comment Organizer Tinashe Chifamba for his love and desire to rescue the ensuring situation in our motherland. The plan is simply to give Mugabe an early Christmas present which is retirement for he truly needs to rest. It is evident that Dr. DisGrace is abusing the old man for her personal gain whilst she is enjoying good life with the smart Ben tens. "
The MDC T South Africa Youth assembly Organizing department has earned themselves admirers in various spheres for their initiative to retire the old man though coincidentally he is yet to be a granddad. In line with the vision of the able leadership of the National youth Assembly led by Happymore "Bvondo" Chidziva which is a call for fresh election soon, all seems in tally. The National Youth Organizer Morgan Ncube has confirmed his support for the Chifamba led democratic process.
Organizer Tinashe Chifamba in his words with his team in concurrence - "We need to save Mugabe from being abused by his cunning wife. We forgive him for his mistake which was to leave the adorable mother of the nation on her death bed to sire kids with a slut who has mortgaged our country for exotic wines and some jewellery. We know Mujuru is out of the way and it is time for fresh democratic elections and it is a foregone conclusion that President Tsvangirai will take his predestined position. We are the vanguard of the struggle and we follow in the footsteps of our leader President Tsvangirai. The democratic cause have enough supporters and admirers, I have my lieutenants doted across South Africa. We shall present our case to the global community, the world shall know our quagmire and the injustices on our land - by the 21st of February we will seal the democratic deal - We shall deliver a new Zimbabwe without resorting to violence or manslaughter."
The sad Zimbabwean story cannot be further emphasized or ignored. It doesn't need anyone to impress upon the other any more on the sad and sickly breadbasket to empty basket fable. The Youth Assembly initiative can be the solution to save Zimbabwe. All those who are still holding Mugabe in power against his must give in. Himself, Robert being disconnected from the world and reality - imaginary enemies, coups, sanctions, enemies of state, western invasions, banditry all these stories are not true. Here is a man so much afraid of the unknown. Mugabe has only lived in a Zimbabwe where he is the maximum man.
In conclusion, MDC T Youth Assembly Leader in South Africa, Innocent Nsigo, weighed in, "Mugabe we implore you to give others a chance. We understand that you have reappointed yourself at your just concluded charade where your only other appointment was that of your wife. There is life after presidency and Tsvangirai will deliver a Zimbabwe you will love and can't even imagine, your drunkard son will enjoy all the night spots peacefully and if need be a rehabilitation centre will restore him. Mugabe, the time is now - even your barren daughter will freely consult sangomas and prophets without any preying eyes though on the contrary your young and adventurous wife will experience new possibilities - tough luck!!."
Dr. Wangu Mazodze
MDC T South Africa - Spokesperson
Cell : 0027 78 5900238
The Youth Assembly led by Organizing secretary Tinashe Chifamba have crafted a program and inter - twine of mechanisms to retire the un-honourable senior citizen and save him from the continued political kidnap and detention at the behest of his young wife and a military cannibal.
Mr. Mugabe, a man who at several notable times delves into the spirit world and in his sub - consciences becomes so generous with the truth to the extent of betraying his captors and handlers. Personal confessions, in all reality reflecting the truth - in other terms saving himself from appearing before the divine jury with much to confess for truly the inevitable is now unavoidable. The thirty five day delay in announcing the 2008 Presidential Election Results being demystified amongst a myriad of other confessions: 78% for Tsvangirai, "Pasi neZanu PF" slogans, the painful life under the petticoat of Dr. DisGrace and the illusion of imaginary coup plotters.
What more confessions and further humiliation would the people of Zimbabwe want before the man joins that he led to their early deaths. Patrick Danga a firebrand MDC T youth leader in South Africa did not dabble with his words when asked for his opinion on the Youth Assembly's plan to rescue Mr. Mugabe from the shackles of the evil Jezebel masquerading as the first lady and the rogue regime, "As the youth Assembly, we have decided to help Mugabe retire on or before his next birthday. President Tsvangirai encouraged us to love and following in Jesus' footsteps we also love our enemies though some like Mugabe have decided to be a liability and burden to the people of Zimbabwe."
Speaking to this scribe, Joel Marere in a frank and emotional hybrid of both stanza and prose - with Oscar Madanhi, Edward Mutondo, Emannuel Banda, Misheck Marowa, Brighton Maravanyika and Pound Tambo among others had no kind words for the military regime ill- running and mismanaging the affairs of the state in Zimbabwe with the aid of a "Marweyi" a woman of multiple nuptials finally pinned upon Mr. Mugabe with the aid of the used, dumped and yester-year's high flying Ray Kaukonde whose greatest claim to infamy is a forged elementary level certificate. "President Tsvangirai has encouraged the people to desist from violence. We are ready to instruct Mr. Mugabe to leave state power for his track record of failure, corruption and patronage, human rights violations, academic institutional genocide, general social infrastructure decay, massive economic sabotage among a host of other misfiring at his instigation."
The MDC T South Africa Youth assembly Organizing department has earned themselves admirers in various spheres for their initiative to retire the old man though coincidentally he is yet to be a granddad. In line with the vision of the able leadership of the National youth Assembly led by Happymore "Bvondo" Chidziva which is a call for fresh election soon, all seems in tally. The National Youth Organizer Morgan Ncube has confirmed his support for the Chifamba led democratic process.
Organizer Tinashe Chifamba in his words with his team in concurrence - "We need to save Mugabe from being abused by his cunning wife. We forgive him for his mistake which was to leave the adorable mother of the nation on her death bed to sire kids with a slut who has mortgaged our country for exotic wines and some jewellery. We know Mujuru is out of the way and it is time for fresh democratic elections and it is a foregone conclusion that President Tsvangirai will take his predestined position. We are the vanguard of the struggle and we follow in the footsteps of our leader President Tsvangirai. The democratic cause have enough supporters and admirers, I have my lieutenants doted across South Africa. We shall present our case to the global community, the world shall know our quagmire and the injustices on our land - by the 21st of February we will seal the democratic deal - We shall deliver a new Zimbabwe without resorting to violence or manslaughter."
The sad Zimbabwean story cannot be further emphasized or ignored. It doesn't need anyone to impress upon the other any more on the sad and sickly breadbasket to empty basket fable. The Youth Assembly initiative can be the solution to save Zimbabwe. All those who are still holding Mugabe in power against his must give in. Himself, Robert being disconnected from the world and reality - imaginary enemies, coups, sanctions, enemies of state, western invasions, banditry all these stories are not true. Here is a man so much afraid of the unknown. Mugabe has only lived in a Zimbabwe where he is the maximum man.
In conclusion, MDC T Youth Assembly Leader in South Africa, Innocent Nsigo, weighed in, "Mugabe we implore you to give others a chance. We understand that you have reappointed yourself at your just concluded charade where your only other appointment was that of your wife. There is life after presidency and Tsvangirai will deliver a Zimbabwe you will love and can't even imagine, your drunkard son will enjoy all the night spots peacefully and if need be a rehabilitation centre will restore him. Mugabe, the time is now - even your barren daughter will freely consult sangomas and prophets without any preying eyes though on the contrary your young and adventurous wife will experience new possibilities - tough luck!!."
Dr. Wangu Mazodze
MDC T South Africa - Spokesperson
Cell : 0027 78 5900238
Source - MDC-T South Africa Spokesperson
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