Opinion / Makhox lebandla lakhe
A stormy night in Soweto, 'hitch hiking': JOKE
29 Jun 2011 at 20:00hrs | Views
Joe from Soweto was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stop. Joe, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel.
The car started slowly, Joe looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.
Joe, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. He gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest township. Wet and in shock, he went to a shebeen and asked for two shots of tequila.
He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. Silence enveloped everybody when they realized that he was crying and wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same tavern, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Mfethu, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."
Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stop. Joe, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel.
The car started slowly, Joe looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.
Joe, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. He gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest township. Wet and in shock, he went to a shebeen and asked for two shots of tequila.
He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. Silence enveloped everybody when they realized that he was crying and wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same tavern, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Mfethu, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."
Source - Makhox
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