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Mafume's dry jokes on service delivery anger residents

Harare mayor Jacob Mafume has come under fire from residents after allegedly trivialising concerns over service delivery and transparency with light-hearted remarks during a public accountability forum.Mafume faced a barrage of questions o…

Published: 08 Jul 2026 at 19:07hrs | | by Staff reporter

New Employment Rules

SICK-DAYSWe will no longer accept a sick note as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work.SURGERYOperations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You s…

Published: 09 May 2011 at 14:26hrs | | by CEO

Jona & the young boy

A young boy enters a barber shop and Jona whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." Jona puts $2 note in one hand and a $10 note in the other and then he calls the boy over and asked, …

Published: 01 May 2011 at 17:55hrs | | by Makhox wase kasi

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Mafume's dry jokes on service delivery anger residents

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