Opinion / Makhox lebandla lakhe
Zulu man and an English lawyer
An English lawyer and a Zulu man happen to be sitting next to each other on a flight from London to Joburg. The lawyer leans over to him and asks if h...Published: 23 Aug 2011 at 12:19hrs | | by little johnny
My daughter is your reward: Joke
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful da...Published: 13 Aug 2011 at 17:33hrs | 2 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe
Jona is almost about to die: Joke
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage....Published: 13 Aug 2011 at 17:33hrs | 1 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe
Who broke down the walls of Jericho?: Joke
A new school inspector is assigned to the Grade 4 class in one of the local schools.He is introduced to the class by the teacher.She ...Published: 10 Aug 2011 at 09:07hrs | 16 | by Makhox Labandla Lakhe
Two cabbages and two litters of cooking oil: Joke
One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife Husband: W...Published: 09 Aug 2011 at 19:51hrs | | by Makhox Lebandla lakhe
Modern day Zulu language interpretation
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she walked in, Muzikayifani, ...Published: 19 Jul 2011 at 11:07hrs | 1 | by Nare Msupatsila
Fight abortion, say NO!!
A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old ...Published: 13 Jul 2011 at 05:54hrs | | by Say no to abortion
A stormy night in Soweto, 'hitch hiking': JOKE
Joe from Soweto was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went...Published: 29 Jun 2011 at 20:00hrs | | by Makhox Lebandla lakhe
13 breakup disasters
You can remember the moment you knew it was over. You saw her flirting with her boss and all you felt was relief. Actually, now that you look back, it...Published: 14 Jun 2011 at 14:38hrs | | by Susan Erasmus
Dangers of changing jobs
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to hand him the money. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove ...Published: 13 Jun 2011 at 17:11hrs | | by Makhox
Job application by Jona
I m aply to my job in u company of Shoprite. I complete to grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.I am 27 ears to be born and no mailed and no...Published: 13 Jun 2011 at 15:07hrs | 1 | by Makhox Lebandla lakhe
Key to successful marriage
Once I was asked by my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love, a...Published: 10 Jun 2011 at 08:37hrs | | by Makhox
Lessons with Makhox lebandla lakhe
DON'T YOU LIKE TO BE ZULU Here = LA. Sleep= LALASleep here = LALA LASleep there = L...Published: 06 Jun 2011 at 18:13hrs | 1 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe
An old woman in an Elevator
An old woman riding in an elevator in a lavish manner,when a young beautiful woman gets into the elevator,smelling expensive perfumes....She ...Published: 05 Jun 2011 at 15:08hrs | 1 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe
Is my son gay!
My 12-year-old seems fascinated by gay people. It's always the gay character in programmes like Generations or Scandal that is his favourite. I don't ...Published: 03 Jun 2011 at 15:20hrs | | by Little Johnny
A touching story on marriage...
In many ways smaller debate groups make a great difference in that they are more engaging, genuine and the debate is more coherent. Typically I took...Published: 06 Jun 2011 at 11:27hrs | | by Lowla Dee
Exam for you and you
Question 1: with solution---------------------------A mother is 21 years older than the child.6 years from now the mother will b...Published: 09 May 2011 at 15:24hrs | | by Examiner
New Employment Rules
SICK-DAYSWe will no longer accept a sick note as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work....Published: 09 May 2011 at 15:26hrs | | by CEO
I am the door
George Adam Smith, the 19th century biblical scholar tells of traveling one day in the holy land and coming across a shepherd and his sheep. He fell i...Published: 07 May 2011 at 15:34hrs | | by Zanele Phathi Nyathi
Most important part of the body
My mother used to ask me what the most important part of the body is. Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct Answer...Published: 07 May 2011 at 12:17hrs | 1 | by Mahluli Moyo
Jona Again
One day little Jona falls in love with his teacher. He writes a letter of proposal. it goes like this: "Hie Ma'am. Ngikubahalela lencwan...Published: 06 May 2011 at 19:14hrs | | by Makhox wase kasi
Professor
UProfessor wayevakatshele esikolo semakhaya,isikolo siphetsheya komfula kudingeka ukuthi ungene esikepeni nxa usiya khona.Angene esikepeni uProfesso...Published: 06 May 2011 at 19:24hrs | | by Makhox wase kasi
Baptising A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and sub...Published: 05 May 2011 at 11:47hrs | | by Makhox Lebandla Lakhe
Be Specific
A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle, he got tired and felt he couldn't run anymore.He stood still and prayed, ...Published: 04 May 2011 at 09:11hrs | | by Makhox wase kasi
Zimbabwe Football Results and Analysis with Muzi Hadebe
Week 6GUNNERS 0-2 KIGLONSHOOTING STARS 0-1 HIGHLANERSBLACK MAMBAS 0-3 FC PLATINUM...Published: 04 May 2011 at 06:22hrs | 1 | by Muziwethu Hadebe
Why do we shout!
A theology professor was teaching about proverbs 15:1. He asked his students, "Why do we shout in anger?Why do people shout at each ot...Published: 02 May 2011 at 23:30hrs | 1 | by Makhox wase kasi
Please read this carefully
It all started when I received a call from someone claiming that he was from my mobile service provider and he asked ...Published: 02 May 2011 at 23:16hrs | | by Makhox wase kasi
Jona & the young boy
A young boy enters a barber shop and Jona whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." Jon...Published: 01 May 2011 at 18:55hrs | 2 | by Makhox wase kasi
Drunk Jona
Mr. Jona got home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He ...Published: 29 Apr 2011 at 06:11hrs | | by Makhox
What do you say about this
I think a lot of women are moving around with wounded hearts. Ladies who wounded you? Ngubani okuphe leso silonda?1. Was it the father who re...Published: 29 Apr 2011 at 06:46hrs | | by Makhox
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