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ZADHR will sue Gvt to secure forex for drugs - Placid forced to act, 'charova sei chando!'
"Charova sei chando kukwidza hamba mumuti!" (It will have to be bitterly cold to force the tortoise to seek warmth up a tree! It will take unusual hardships to force the placid and indifferent to act!...Published: 11 Oct 2018 at 19:11hrs | | by Nomusa Garikai
Mama: please give us a sign; Mat'land region is doomed with either Chamisa or Mnangagwa as president! What should we do, Mama?
Chamisa's advisers tell him to lie, shout, make a lot of noise and utter falsehood as much as he can until July the 30 the election day. Chamisa does that eloquently, does not disappoint. Malema's wor...Published: 10 Jun 2018 at 20:26hrs | 1 | by Nomazulu Thata
ED, vulture fortuitously turned nightingale, charm UK PM with 'Your eyes only!' note
"Finance and Economic Development Minister Patrick Chinamasa last week delivered a special message from President Mnangagwa to Britain's Prime Minister Theresa, and held cordial talks on "all bilatera...Published: 04 Mar 2018 at 17:01hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Eddy Cross's unhygienic article! - Leave the Ndebele people alone!
Otherwise a much respected man in economic fraternity, just by waking up in the morning on the wrong side of his bed, he can utter nonsense, rubbish! Not long ago this Eddy Cross shocked us when he we...Published: 02 Oct 2017 at 13:15hrs | | by Nomazulu Thata
This tribal display of Nkosana Moyo stinks to higher heavens! He is already an outstanding candidate without it!
His mother is Ndebele, his father is Karanga, his wife is Manyika! All this ethnic display will extend division in the country, a country already mired by tribalistic affiliations. Most people have ac...Published: 14 Jul 2017 at 09:48hrs | | by Nomazulu Thata
Tangible achievements made by Pastor Evan Mawarire, Promise Mkhwananzi, Patson & Itai Dzamara, Linda Masarira and other braves o
"Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, "Get the hell out of my way, I've got things to do." from unknown poet.It is time we took stock: what our new revolution has achieved so f...Published: 25 Sep 2016 at 17:38hrs | | by Nomazulu Thata
Father 'kills' farting son
A BIKITA man allegedly whipped his 13-year-old son to death for farting while the family was having supper, police have confirmed.Inspector Charity Mazula of Masvingo police said the boy's fat...Published: 21 Jan 2016 at 05:41hrs | | by Walter Mswazie
Mugabe elected AU chairman 'against all odds', but will he last the year!
The African Union (AU) meeting in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, has confirmed Mugabe the new chairman for a year."Against all odds, President Mugabe yesterday bagged the African Union chairmanship. H...Published: 31 Jan 2015 at 17:45hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Obert Mpofu's ministry aiding the rot, please do something Mpofu
It's supposed to read Entokozweni Safaris. Enthokozweni Safaris Camp in Inyathi is about 80km from Bulawayo and the road sign post is between Shangani and Bulawayo along the Plumtree - Harare - M...Published: 07 Jan 2015 at 16:33hrs | | by Byo24 Team
Man arrested for farting
46-year-old Malcolm Gill, from Longfield Avenue in Dalton, has been arrested after farting in a police officer's face twice.He also admitted referring to the policeman as 'You black b*****...Published: 30 Sep 2014 at 19:55hrs | | by Staff reporter
Farting police officer leads to cannabis arrest
A cannabis factory was sniffed out by police after they wound down their car windows to escape the smell when one officer kept breaking wind.The team noticed a second strange scent as they suc...Published: 15 Jun 2013 at 16:00hrs | | by Staff reporter
Woman stabs boyfriend for farting in her face
A drunken Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch blade after he farted in her face during an argument, police say.Deborah Ann Burns, 37, allegedly knifed her lover of six years -...Published: 18 May 2013 at 12:48hrs | | by Staff reporter
None card carrying members, SHUT UP and SHIP OUT!!
NDUMISO Ngcobo, a columnist for South Africa's Sunday Times newspaper, has got me thinking. Ngcobo has some pretty strong views about membership of any entity, particularly that of a political party....Published: 31 Jan 2012 at 06:03hrs | | by Lenox Mhlanga
This and that with Maluphosa Maluphosa: Bullies All over
Dee is very dejected; his daughter has left school, temporarily, one hopes. She is said to be fleeing bullies at her school. Phela eMzansi bullying is so dangerous it's no-longer viewed as a rite of p...Published: 09 Oct 2011 at 17:07hrs | | by Clerk Ndlovu
Malawi lawmakers to debate public farting ban
Malawian lawmakers will next week debate a law change to criminalise public farting, which a cabinet minister said had been encouraged by democracy."The government has ...Published: 04 Feb 2011 at 16:48hrs | | by Byo24News
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