Opinion / Columnist
Henrietta's record-breaking 6kg gold panties
06 Nov 2020 at 01:46hrs | Views
HENRIETTA Rushwaya does not travel light; her handbag, the one in which she carries her panties and face powder weighs 6kg, hence she did not have any compunction telling the whole world that she mistook it for the one that had 6kg of pure gold.
What material are the undies made of for them to deserve an escort that comprised details from the nation's intelligence services? (The irony of this staggering lie is that she incriminated herself by saying she keeps loads of gold in her home.)
If one of the guys at airport security had demanded she open her bag and had found all that underwear weighing all those 6kg and asked what it was all for, I bet Rushwaya would have said without batting an eyelid: "It belongs to the First Lady!"
But the thing is Rushwaya is taking the whole nation for fools. The law being the ass it is; she just might get away with it in the short term. But, watch out, Zimbabweans are mad! Not mad in the sense you think, but mad in a mad way. Their cumulative anger is getting to boiling point and needs only tinder to set it ablaze.
What material are the undies made of for them to deserve an escort that comprised details from the nation's intelligence services? (The irony of this staggering lie is that she incriminated herself by saying she keeps loads of gold in her home.)
If one of the guys at airport security had demanded she open her bag and had found all that underwear weighing all those 6kg and asked what it was all for, I bet Rushwaya would have said without batting an eyelid: "It belongs to the First Lady!"
But the thing is Rushwaya is taking the whole nation for fools. The law being the ass it is; she just might get away with it in the short term. But, watch out, Zimbabweans are mad! Not mad in the sense you think, but mad in a mad way. Their cumulative anger is getting to boiling point and needs only tinder to set it ablaze.
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