Opinion / Columnist
If Zimbabwean presidential candidates were PSL Teams!!!
29 Jun 2013 at 17:31hrs | Views
Robert Mugabe- Dynamos FC, very popular in Mashonaland , very unpopular in Matebeleland!! Wins by all sorts of dubious officiating, dubious penalties, offside goals, boardroom points formed in 1963 like Zanu-PF.
Morgan Tsvangirai - Caps United , kepe kepe bhora, perennial loser and moaner , always playing well but somehow the ultimate prize is elusive.
Prof Welsh Ncube - Highlanders, icala likaNcube yikuba nguZwangendaba!!
Dumiso Dabengwa - Mhangura FC, rose to prominence during the war of liberation and in the 1980's!! Mhangura FC, the boys in red were notorious for their antics off the field !! They would unleash donkeys (yes live donkeys) to graze on the field of play before a match!! At one time Dynamos players were arrested for chasing, beating and urinating on the donkey that had camped on the goal posts as they believed it was Juju
Morgan Tsvangirai - Caps United , kepe kepe bhora, perennial loser and moaner , always playing well but somehow the ultimate prize is elusive.
Prof Welsh Ncube - Highlanders, icala likaNcube yikuba nguZwangendaba!!
Dumiso Dabengwa - Mhangura FC, rose to prominence during the war of liberation and in the 1980's!! Mhangura FC, the boys in red were notorious for their antics off the field !! They would unleash donkeys (yes live donkeys) to graze on the field of play before a match!! At one time Dynamos players were arrested for chasing, beating and urinating on the donkey that had camped on the goal posts as they believed it was Juju
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