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Zimbabwe diplomats to sign performance contracts
PRESIDENT Mnangagwa has rallied Zimbabwe's diplomats worldwide to attract investments, boost tourism, and enhance trade opportunities.To this end, all the country's diplomats will in fut...Published: 07 Nov 2024 at 07:02hrs | 190 | by Staff reporter
Mupezeni appointed ambassador to South Sudan
President Mnangagwa has appointed Mr Kossam Mupezeni as Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to the Republic of South Sudan.Mr Mupezeni replaced Ambassador Kufa Chinoza who was transfe...Published: 10 Jan 2024 at 05:35hrs | 8 | by Staff reporter
Powertel inks US$100m network upgrade deal
PowerTel Communications, a subsidiary of State power utility Zesa Holdings, has signed a Memorandum of Understanding and non-disclosure agreement with Ghanaian company Vobiss Solutions Limited for a U...Published: 24 Nov 2023 at 05:33hrs | 11 | by Staff reporter
Scandal rocks Chamisa's CCC?
The Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) has been rocked by a scandal with members across the country alleging that the selection process for the party's candidates in next month's polls was rigged in ...Published: 06 Jul 2023 at 17:23hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mnangagwa gives ambassadors new orders
ZIMBABWE's engagement and re-engagement drive has assumed new levels after President Mnangagwa yesterday met Zimbabwean Ambassadors accredited to foreign missions in a closed-door meeting at State Hou...Published: 13 Nov 2022 at 17:29hrs | | by Staff reporter
Hadebe boost for Warriors
THE Warriors technical team yesterday received a major boost after United States-based star Teenage Hadebe managed to board his flight to Ghana for Zimbabwe's Group G World Cup qualifier against the B...Published: 07 Oct 2021 at 07:05hrs | 8 | by Staff reporter
London government of BoJo says no opposition party in Zimbabwe
It is with great shock and despair to hear about President Mnangagwa's trip to meet BoJo in London the coming days or weeks! Indeed, there are no permanent friends in politics but only permanent inter...Published: 19 Aug 2021 at 08:53hrs | | by Nomazulu Thata
Embassy tribalism exposed!
The uncivil dance of tribalism is arguably the most wobbly and unentertaining spectacle at our embassies. This primitive practice of ethnicity is a debilitating epidemic currently eating into the inte...Published: 21 Apr 2021 at 07:08hrs | 1 | by Nhlanhla Moses
Opposition, Civic Groups, et al should soon coordinate peaceful protests to inspire Mnangagwa to resign
"The voice of the people is the voice of God", said Mnangagwa before the elections. Little did he know that this will backfire on him. People spoke during the election but he refused to listen. He act...Published: 11 Jun 2019 at 09:18hrs | 1 | by Zanda Shumba
Comeuppance for Gucci comrades
Most people clumsily stumble through life thinking that intelligence is similar to wisdom.Well, it isn't!Intelligence is natural, but wisdom is preternatural. Similarly, while intellig...Published: 09 Jun 2019 at 08:08hrs | | by Bishop Lazi
PHOTO: Sheik Chinotimba sets social media ablaze
Sheik Chinotimba sets social media ablaze...Published: 14 Feb 2019 at 15:51hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chinotimba enjoying life in Dubai
Buhera South legislator Joseph "Cde Chinoz" Chinotimba is living the time of his life in Dubai, where he is attending the World Government Summit on Happiness, flirting and even enjoying beach life....Published: 15 Feb 2018 at 10:25hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mai Chisamba, Chinoz off for Happiness Summit
Buhera South legislator Joseph "Cde Chinoz" Chinotimba and television personality Rebecca "Mai Chisamba" Chisamba, Zimbabwe's Ambassadors of Happiness left the country yesterday for Dubai to attend th...Published: 11 Feb 2018 at 14:44hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Chiwenga mocks graduates, hails Chinotimba
Vice President Constantino Chiwenga last Friday mocked graduates, saying some of them have more than two degrees but had never been on a plane, while he hailed comical Buhera South MP Joseph Chinotimb...Published: 29 Jan 2018 at 09:58hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chiwenga hails Chinotimba
Vice President Retired General Constantino Chiwenga has commended Buhera South Legislator Joseph Chinotimba for turning his gift of humour into a job opportunity. Speaking at the book launch of "Masas...Published: 29 Jan 2018 at 06:00hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chinotimba ecstatic ahead of book launch
The king of lighter side of politics, Buhera South legislator Joseph Chinotimba, who was recently bestowed with the honour of being appointed Ambassador of Happiness by the Ministry of Labour, continu...Published: 10 Jan 2018 at 05:30hrs | | by Staff reporter
Masasi aChinoz book set for launch
The book, 'Masasi aChinoz', which is a collection of jocular, crazy and amusing statements formed around the person of Buhera South legislator, Joseph Chinotimba, affectionately known as Chinoz, will ...Published: 03 Jan 2018 at 12:34hrs | 2 | by Staff Reporter
Comic MP Chinotimba inspires book of jokes
Member of Parliament for Buhera South constituency Joseph Chinotimba's popularity as a 'humorist' has inspired a young author to publish a book of jokes titled "Chinotimba Jokes/Masasi aChinoz: Volume...Published: 13 Dec 2017 at 05:06hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mugabe wants return of death penalty
President Robert Mugabe has bemoaned the increasing cases of murder cases, calling for the return of the death penalty for offenders.Mugabe made the remarks while concluding his speech during ...Published: 01 Nov 2017 at 15:11hrs | | by Staff reporter
WATCH: Chinotimba triggers mini chaos in parly
The moment Chinoz triggered a mini chaos in parliament.ZTV decided to cut parliament coverage after Chinotimba sparked mini chaos in the house.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maR6S3scxpU...Published: 19 Oct 2017 at 10:22hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chinotimba under attack over Chinx video clip
This week, legislator Joseph Chinotimba courted the ire of many Zimbabweans who condemned his abuse of smart phones after he shared a video clip of a bed-ridden and ailing Chinx.Many probably ...Published: 29 Apr 2017 at 08:30hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Africa to reckon with Julius Malema: Chirimumusakasaka chinozvinzwira
It was when I saw Commandant Julius Malema giving a speech world recognised university Oxford University did I make a complete round about turn: Malema is our man of the moment. Julius Malema charmed ...Published: 25 Jan 2017 at 18:20hrs | | by Nomazulu Thata
Indiscipline,factionalism torments Zanu PF, Mugabe
Below is the full speech by President Robert Mugabe at the official opening of Zanu PF annual conference in Masvingo on Friday: Vice President and Second ...Published: 17 Dec 2016 at 04:37hrs | | by Robert Gabrial Mugabe
Watch: Chinoz snog wife to win Longest Kiss in Africa
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Chinoz confesses he's now a comedian
Buhera West constituency MP Joseph Chinotimba in Manicaland touted to be a comedian among the parliamentarians of Zimbabwe, has decided to venture into comedy."I have seen all the jokes that p...Published: 27 Sep 2015 at 08:06hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Is Zimbabwe political discourse, a politics by design or by default?
After being booted out of Parliament by Speaker Mudenda, I was really shocked to see the renewal team UMDC as they call themselves, so saddened, down trodden and almost in despair when the whole team ...Published: 28 Mar 2015 at 16:48hrs | | by Nomazulu Thata
Is Zimbabwe political discourse, a politics by design of by default?
After being booted out of Parliament by Speaker Mudenda, I was really shocked to see the renewal team UMDC as they call themselves, so saddened, down trodden and almost in despair when the whole t...Published: 27 Mar 2015 at 17:56hrs | | by Nomazulu Thata
The Chinotimba Dilemma
When Zimrights, one of Zimbabwe's oldest civil society organisations, awarded a human rights defender award to Zanu-PF MP and war-veteran, Joseph Chinotimba towards Christmas, I thought the organisati...Published: 23 Jan 2015 at 11:27hrs | | by Alex T. Magaisa
'Motokari yauya sei isina engine?' asks Chinoz - Video
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'Mugabe knew his enemies very well'
Zanu-PF has witnessed unprecedented drama leading to the Zanu-PF 6th National People's Conference that has seen allegations of treason leveled against Vice President...Published: 07 Dec 2014 at 21:19hrs | | by Shingirai Huni
MDC Tsvangirai celebrates the 'Spirit' of Nelson Mandela
The MDC T South Africa Province and President Tsvangirai join South Africa and the rest of the...Published: 05 Dec 2014 at 10:09hrs | 1 | by Dr. Wangu Mazodze
JB Sibanda a disgrace, says Chinoz
BUHERA South legislator Joseph Chinotimba yesterday described Jabulani Sibanda - his one-time ally during the contentious 2007 million man march - "a disgrace" and that he was the right candidate to ...Published: 14 Nov 2014 at 06:13hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Mugabe hits out at party admin
President Mugabe yesterday hit out at the manner in which the affairs of the ruling party Zanu-PF are being handled which has resulted in the recruitment, of people with questionable backgrounds at th...Published: 16 Aug 2014 at 07:34hrs | | by Staff Reporter
'People cannot feed on Mugabe or Tsvangirai' says Chinotimba as he calls for unity
In an interview with the state media, Herald, Buhera South legislator Joseph Chinotimba said he has no problem working with the opposition as he "learnt to co-exist with people during the war."...Published: 09 Aug 2014 at 07:26hrs | 1 | by Staff Reporter
Chinoz in zvirikufaya video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5dEDUcSFxo ...Published: 31 Jul 2014 at 16:13hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Chinotimba caught playing soccer
ON the same Sunday that Lionel Messi and the rest of his La Albiceleste crew were shedding tears following their World Cup defeat to Germany, Buhera South Member of Parliament Joseph Chinotimba and hi...Published: 25 Jul 2014 at 10:11hrs | | by Sports reporter
Joseph Chinotimba adopts 24 children
BUHERA SOUTH MP, Joseph Chinotimba has pledged to pay school fees for 24 poor pupils from Chinotimba Primary School in Victoria Falls until they complete Grade 7.The 24 pupils are in different...Published: 20 Jul 2014 at 10:29hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Baba Jukwa warns of Chinotimba assassination plot
Shadowy Facebook character Baba Jukwa has made sensational claims that there is a plot to assassinate controversial Zanu PF MP Joseph Chinotimba.Below is...Published: 18 Jul 2014 at 21:03hrs | | by Staff Reporter
'Zanu-PF has been infiltrated,' says Mugabe
PRESIDENT Robert Mugabe yesterday stepped up his onslaught against under-fire Information, Media and Broadcasting Services minister Jonathan Moyo telling him not to make anyone "in the party a politic...Published: 08 Jun 2014 at 09:56hrs | | by Staff reporter
A step towards justice and an end to impunity
South Africa's highest court, the Constitutional Court, will tomorrow Monday the 19th of May, preside over a case that is very important to Zimbabwe, as the case may lead to the of end impunity an...Published: 18 May 2014 at 12:51hrs | | by Lft Gen Simbarashe Mujeye
South Sudan courts Zimbabwe military help
Oil rich South Sudan has reportedly appealed for military assistance from the Zimbabwean government to help protect its oilfields from rebel forces. According to the State-run South Sudan...Published: 28 Mar 2014 at 07:56hrs | | by Staff reporter
Joseph Chinotimba demystified
When news filtered through that Joseph Chinotimba had won the Buhera South National Assembly seat on July 31, 2013, I am sure most people exclaimed in shock, "Oh my word, we are in trouble. Ch...Published: 07 Mar 2014 at 12:55hrs | | by Lloyd Gumbo
Chinotimba happy to be the new Muzenda
NEWLY-ELECTED Buhera South MP, war veteran and farmer Joseph Chinotimba has said he gets forwarded the irreverent jokes mocking his poor grasp of English and supposed ignorance. But in this interview ...Published: 20 Sep 2013 at 18:59hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chinoz leaves mourners asking for more at Kangai funeral
Buhera South Member of Parliament-elect Comrade Joseph Chinotimba stole the show at national hero Kangai's farewell ceremony in Buhera yesterday.Chinotimba transformed the sombre atmosphere a...Published: 30 Aug 2013 at 21:59hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Joseph Chinotimba owes $10 000 in unpaid rent
NEWLY-ELECTED Buhera South member of Parliament (MP) Joseph Chinotimba owes $10 000 in unpaid rent for his council-owned Belvedere flat.But he has strongly rejected the claims on the grounds ...Published: 17 Aug 2013 at 21:05hrs | | by Staff reporter
Joseph Chinotimba to be named Minister of Lands?
TWO words can only describe some of Zimbabwe's new lawmakers - hilarious and shocking.Amazing how history shapes events. Only in 2000, a virtually unknown Joseph Chinotimba made international...Published: 16 Aug 2013 at 07:36hrs | 2 | by Staff reporter
Music producer composes song about Chitungwiza blast
Music producer Dr Clarence (real name Clarence Kudzai Patsika) takes a lighter look at the recent mysterious Chitungwiza blast on his new song titled PaChitungwiza Chakaputika.The song juxtapo...Published: 27 Jan 2013 at 09:56hrs | | by Staff Reporter
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