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If wishes were fishes be chanting '2030 Mnangagwa still president and SADC chairman!'
Mnangagwa has fcuked up (excuse my French) big and so many times, he is been shunned like the skunk. Even SADC and AU publicly dismissed Zimbabwe's 2023 elections as a sham making him illegitimate. It...Published: 18 Aug 2024 at 15:06hrs | 746 | by Wilbert Mukori
Zimbabwe is a prima facie failed state and incapable of self-governing - will we finally take the cure
"Blacks are incapable of self-governing!" was the standard justification for continued white colonial rule. Not many things said and done by the white supremacists got under my skin half as deep as th...Published: 21 Nov 2021 at 08:35hrs | 7 | by Wilbert Mukori
'Zanu PF has mastered art of rigging can't be removed with ballot' - rubbish, above all else, they are mortals
Albert Einstein defined insanity as "doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result." He was right! What he should have said too, is how easy it is to fall into this tra...Published: 19 Oct 2020 at 08:10hrs | | by Patrick Guramatunhu
ZCC still want ED and Chamisa to reconcile - morbid clergy holding us back
"PRESIDENT Emmerson Mnangagwa and opposition MDC Alliance leader Nelson Chamisa have taken hardline stances to political engagement, which has stalled progress towards interparty dialogue seen as crit...Published: 16 Oct 2018 at 19:18hrs | | by Patrick Guramatunhu
'UK's calamitous strategy' led to Mnangagwa's downfall, says Oxford University Lecturer
"There are several reasons why Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe fired his Vice-President Emmerson Mnangagwa on 6 November. Many were likely to do with ZANU-PF infighting over who will eventually suc...Published: 09 Nov 2017 at 06:27hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Were the police justified stopping Bhalagwe gukurahundi prayer?
Today on the 21/10/2017 the Zimbabwean police stopped or prevented a prayer meeting organised by iBhetshu likaZulu from taking place. Various citizens of Mthwakazi were in attendance including Dr Dabe...Published: 22 Oct 2017 at 08:44hrs | | by Thulani Nkala
KFC apologises for Bulawayo fcuk up?
THE official opening of the United States-headquartered fast-food concern, KFC in Bulawayo under its local franchise, KFC Zimbabwe did not go well Saturday as police clashed with Bulawayo residents wh...Published: 05 Aug 2017 at 19:35hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mapfumo tells Mugabe apologist 'Pfutseki' (Fcuk off) for denying no one elected the tyrant
In a recent radio chat show, Thomas Mapfumo took Nick Mangwana to task for denying that no Zimbabweans elected Robert Mugabe because the latter has the knack to rig elections. To fully appreciate the ...Published: 22 Apr 2017 at 19:41hrs | 2 | by Wilbert Mukori
G40 faction has lost and Mugabe is throwing Moyo and Kasukuwere to the croc
Corruption has become rampant in Zimbabwe, in February 2016 President Mugabe admitted that $15 billion in diamond revenue was "swindled" and no one has ever been arrested; because, as a rule, the ...Published: 04 Nov 2016 at 06:18hrs | 1 | by Nomusa Garikai
Trevor Ncube, yes Zim is 'broken' but it is not the mythical 'can-do' youths who will fix it
You can tell where the lion has been from the huge paw prints! "For those who are still in denial, it is worth restating: Zimbabwe is broken. Its people are broken. Their minds and spirit...Published: 16 Apr 2016 at 21:02hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Regime change is coming, hope it is peaceful but are helpless to ensure it is
Until a year ago, Zimbabwe was a one-party state dominated by one man - Robert Gabriel Mugabe. Last year Mugabe surprised everyone but much more so Mai Mujuru and over 150 senior party members behind ...Published: 13 Nov 2015 at 21:50hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Khupe challenges people 'to register and vote for change' in 2018 - but was that the reason for NO change in 2013!
On Sunday MDC-T vice president and Deputy Prime Minister in the GNU, Thokozani Khupe challenged young people to stay fit in order to go and register to vote for a change. There was no change i...Published: 09 Nov 2015 at 13:30hrs | | by Patrick Guramatunhu
The Chinese have blinked first, they will bankroll ZimAsset much to the disgust of Minister Moyo
When it comes to the bankrolling of Mugabe's ZimAsset plan, there has been a high-stakes brinkmanship game going on here between Mugabe and the Chinese; the latter have blinked first. Wh...Published: 20 Aug 2015 at 00:12hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
MDC obsessed with Mugabe's 'negatives', silent about wasted chance to end his rule!
Ever since the rigged July 2013 elections which saw many of the MDC leaders kicked off the Zimbabwe gravy train for our political ruling elite MDC have redoubled their efforts to impress the Zimbabwe ...Published: 03 Aug 2015 at 12:25hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Mugabe better off with Moyo inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in!
"Moyo's victory was seen as spiting President Mugabe who had appointed him a non-constituency Member of Parliament before he proceeded to appoint him a minister in his bloated government," commented B...Published: 26 Jun 2015 at 02:50hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
We, the people, are the sheep amongst Mujuru, Biti, etc
the wolves, we must be "as shrewd as snakes" to survive!The recent avalanche of apologies from former VP Joice Mujuru, apologizing for "her role" in th...Published: 08 Jun 2015 at 09:23hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Copac constitution has failed to deliver free elections and its defenders are justifying why!
Everyone is aware that the new Copac constitution passed in the March 2013 referendum failed to deliver free, fair and credible elections in July 2013, which was its first acid test. This happened de...Published: 11 Apr 2015 at 19:55hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
'I am worn out but then so are you, mate!' said the carpet to the fallen Mugabe!
Mugabe was coming back from Ethiopia in what he desperately wanted the whole world to view as in triumph! In fact every time he returns from any trip outside the country, and God knows he is a re...Published: 07 Feb 2015 at 08:06hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Mwalimu J Nyerere mourned Africa's 'struggle to cross the street' in Zimbabwe, the streets are overflowing with sewage!
There have been two articles by a Concerned Nketa 9 Resident and by a Chitugwiza Resident showing the all too familiar sight in Zimbabwe, overflowing sewage. The blocked sewage system is a manifestat...Published: 17 Jan 2015 at 06:09hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Povo are crying for end to corruption and tyranny - the 'correct line' Mnangagwa vows to hold - we are fcuked!
"I feel humbled that I have been accorded this honour to serve our beloved country Zimbabwe in the capacity of Vice President," said Mnangagwa. "I have assured the President and I would want to assur...Published: 11 Dec 2014 at 14:16hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Mugabe says he will remain President 'as long as he is sane' and only R G Mugabe to decide and veto everyone else!
"For as long as I am still sane and fully bright in my mind, I will be available to lead you," said Robert Mugabe. And who is to say "Mugabe, you are still sane and fully bright in mind?" N...Published: 09 Dec 2014 at 12:53hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
EU confirm re-engagement with Zanu PF, snuff out our hope for free and fair elections
In 2002 the Western countries, include EU, USA, Canada and Australia, agreed to impose targeted sanctions against Mugabe and a number of his cronies in protest against the regime's bad human right...Published: 31 Oct 2014 at 05:48hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Jonathan Moyo steps in the chillaxing VP saga with his white is black propaganda and empty threats
Information Minister Jonathan Moyo steps in Grace Mugabe's political blunder by doing all he can do in the situation - since he cannot deny what she said, he play with words and the public's mind!...Published: 16 Oct 2014 at 06:48hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Mugabe has ruled Zanu PF and the country like a crow on the top perch crapping on those below
The factional fighting in Zanu PF is heating up and whilst the factional members are slogging it out in a vicious no-hold-barred and take-no-prisoners fight, they all take it in turn to shower Mugabe...Published: 02 Sep 2014 at 13:27hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
MDC-Renewal say Mugabe did not rig elections we must ignore the idiots and move on!
MDC Renewal Team spokesman and Harare lawyer, Jacob Mafume, now says Zanu PF won last year’s elections fair and square and that calls for fresh elections are "idiotic". To those Zimbabweans who stil...Published: 23 Aug 2014 at 08:39hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
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