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Chivayo mocks Chimombe, Mpofu
Ex-convict Wicknell Chivayo has ridiculed his detained business associates, Mike Chimombe and Moses Mpofu, dismissing them as “petty criminals” rather than friends.In a post on X, Chivayo ...Published: 07 Sep 2024 at 15:21hrs | 750 | by Staff reporter
US economist mocks Zimbabwe's new currency
United States economist Steve Hanke has derided Zimbabwe's latest currency introduction, the ZiG, asserting that the country's monetary policies resemble a merry-go-round. The ZiG, purportedly backed ...Published: 11 Apr 2024 at 08:50hrs | | by Staff reporter
Kasukuwere mocks Mnangagwa
Saviour Kasukuwere, the exiled former Cabinet Minister, has derided President Emmerson Mnangagwa for what he perceives as the ongoing isolation of the Zimbabwean leader from the international communit...Published: 22 Jan 2024 at 04:56hrs | | by Staff reporter
Zimbabweans chase elusive IDs
AN icy wind whips through the deserted streets, stinging the faces of the figures huddled together outside the Registrar-General's office.They clutch worn backpacks and thermoses, a makeshift ...Published: 19 Dec 2023 at 06:16hrs | 3 | by Staff reporter
Hail King Nero: Impotence as strength
Hail King Nero, The First and Last!"There shall be a leader and Change Champion-in-Chief (Advocate Nelson Chamisa) who shall be the Administrator and President tasked by the citizens to champi...Published: 25 Nov 2023 at 07:42hrs | 10 | by @Jamwanda on Saturday
Tshabangu's lawyer mocks recalled CCC MPs' legal team for 'fatal' errors
According to Sengezo Tshabangu's attorney, the lawyers representing the recalled CCC MPs have committed serious legal errors in their challenge. They initially erred by naming the Speaker and Senate p...Published: 03 Nov 2023 at 07:26hrs | 7 | by Staff reporter
Mzembi mocks Zanu-PF's 'military assisted' electoral win
Former Cabinet Minister Walter Mzembi, who has been in exile in South Africa since the 2017 coup in Zimbabwe, has criticized Zanu-PF's electoral performance and President Emmerson Mnangagwa's appointm...Published: 21 Sep 2023 at 06:19hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chiwenga mocks Chamisa's manifesto
VICE President Constantino Chiwenga yesterday scoffed at opposition Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) leader, Mr Nelson Chamisa, for reproducing the Zanu-PF's Second Republic success stories in his ...Published: 11 Aug 2023 at 18:35hrs | 5 | by Staff reporter
Enraged Biti calls CCC colleague 'a snake whose head must be crushed' - just another Zanu PF thug 'vafanana'
In his book David Coltart acknowledged the sheer of participating in flawed elections to give Zanu PF legitimacy. He explained that it was greed that forced him and his follow MDC friends to participa...Published: 14 Jun 2023 at 12:14hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
WATCH: Tendai Biti calls Markham a snake?
Tendai Biti has rebuffed efforts by the Citizens Coalition For Change leader Nelson Chamisa to dilute his influence by pushing him to contest for a Senatorial seat instead of a House of Assembly seat ...Published: 12 Jun 2023 at 18:32hrs | | by Staff reporter
Zimbabwe churches turn evil, please Jesus come back!
I have never been shy in expressing my strong Christian views, as well as my undying and uncompromising love for my Lord Jesus Christ. As such, it is without doubt how it grieves my heart, wit...Published: 06 Jun 2023 at 18:15hrs | | by Tendai Ruben Mbofana
PHOTO: Mphoko mocks South Africans for staying in shacks
Siqokoqela Mphoko who is a ZANU PF member and son to former Vice President Phelekezela Mphoko has kicked the hornet's nest after tweeting a picture of tin shack slums in South Africa and caption...Published: 03 Feb 2023 at 11:04hrs | 1 | by Mandla Ndlovu
Charamba mocks Chamisa
PRESIDENTIAL spokesperson George Charamba has blasted Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) leader Nelson Chamisa for promising a ‘new great Zimbabwe' while opposition led councils have failed t...Published: 23 Jan 2023 at 05:48hrs | | by Staff reporter
'Nyika inovakwa nevene vayo' insist Mnangagwa - Reality, Zimbabwe is a failed state in ruins, mocks him
On Monday, 12 December 2022, the U.S. Department of the Treasury's Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) designated four Zimbabwean individuals and two Zimbabwean entities and removed seventeen Zimb...Published: 16 Dec 2022 at 08:03hrs | 1 | by Nomusa Garikai
Who is afraid of Donald Trump?
When reading about United States politics, the reader should remember that the Democrats are the brainy party, but they are too brainy for their own good. While the Republicans are the stupid party, t...Published: 25 Sep 2022 at 16:46hrs | | by Kenneth Mufuka
Tinashe Kambarami 'mocks' Bulawayo Deputy Mayor Mlandu Ncube
Former Deputy Mayor Tinashe Kambarami has mocked and denigrated the current Deputy Mayor Councillor Mlandu Ncube calling him deregatory as Councillor Murandu eight times in a letter from his lawyer to...Published: 28 Aug 2022 at 16:16hrs | 2 | by Mandla Ndlovu
Mnangagwa mocks Chamisa
President Mnangagwa today mocked opposition leader Nelson Chamisa for naively thinking that challenges being faced by Zimbabwe can only be resolved by foreigners.On Sunday, while launching by-...Published: 22 Feb 2022 at 05:43hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chiwenga mocks Chamisa
The newly formed Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) has been equated to a useless infantile party by Acting President Constantino Chiwenga who also berated the country's opposition for running down m...Published: 04 Feb 2022 at 05:34hrs | 2 | by Staff reporter
Temba Mliswa mocks Zanu-PF 'bigwigs'
NORTON legislator Temba Mliswa (Independent) has mocked former Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation chief executive Happison Muchechetere, who lost the Mashonaland West ZANU PF provincial chairmanship el...Published: 06 Jan 2022 at 08:12hrs | 3 | by Staff Reporter
Opposition leader mocks MDC factions for barren politics
LITTLE known opposition Ma'at Zimbabwe leader Neferkare Nembaware says his party has all the credentials to dislodge MDC as the country's main opposition.He said MDC has squandered its chance ...Published: 04 May 2021 at 07:59hrs | | by Staff reporter
Tongai Moyo Jnr chides brother Peter in new song
Obert Tongai Moyo Jnr has taken the gloves off for a bare-fisted brawl with his elder brother Peter after he recently released a single titled Cain and Abel.Plucked from the biblical scripture...Published: 13 Sep 2020 at 07:10hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chiyangwa mocks Zifa ban
FORMER ZIFA president Philip Chiyangwa says the life ban imposed on him by the new association's leadership "is a joke," which will be dismissed by those who make pronouncements that matter in this ga...Published: 16 Aug 2019 at 07:37hrs | | by Staff reporter
Answers still needed for Warriors horror show
THE horror show in Egypt as we succumbed to a 4-0 thumping to the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) at AFCON on Sunday night sums up the mediocrity in the ranks of Zimbabwean football. We wer...Published: 06 Jul 2019 at 17:11hrs | | by Phillip Zulu
Manyika mocks Mnangagwa's 'voodoo economics'
Opposition Build Zimbabwe Alliance leader Noah Manyika has mocked President Emmerson Mnangagwa for introducing what he described as "voodoo" economics anchored on lack of understanding that the econom...Published: 20 Jun 2019 at 08:02hrs | | by Staff reporter
Henry Olonga mocks Zimbabwe cricket standards
Former Zimbabwe national cricket team fast-bowler Henry Olonga has mocked local cricket standards, suggesting that even a substandard player can make it into the national team.Olonga was speak...Published: 29 May 2019 at 08:07hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Chamisa mocks Mwonzora
Nelson Chamisa, the MDC president, added salt to losing secretary general candidate Douglas Mwonzora's wounds at the end of the party's Gweru congress, mocking the Manicaland Senator for sulking...Published: 28 May 2019 at 08:26hrs | | by newzimbabwe
Patrick Zhuwawo mocks Mnangagwa's government
Former cabinet minister Patrick Zhuwawo has posted a meme of former President Robert Mugabe on Twitter laughing at President Emmerson Mnangagwa's new dispensation.Zhuwawo was commenting on a p...Published: 23 May 2019 at 10:18hrs | | by Mandla Ndlovu
WATCH: Mnangagwa mocks MDC MPs
ZANU PF leader Emmerson Mnangagwa has thrown a jibe at the MDC Members of Parliament for walking out when he is addressing parliament. Speaking in Shona Mnangagwa said every time when he...Published: 29 Apr 2019 at 09:06hrs | | by Mandla Ndlovu
WATCH: Mnangagwa mocks bond note, celebrates 'real money'
President Emmerson Mnangagwa Thursday mocked the local RTGS currency saying it was not real currency as compared to the United States dollar.He said this in Ngangu, Chimanimani where he had vi...Published: 05 Apr 2019 at 07:05hrs | 7 | by newzimbabwe
Zanu-PF mocks doctors...as Cyclone Idai kills 98
In a thinly veiled attack on the Zimbabwe Doctors for Human Rights (ZDHR), Zanu-PF has called on doctors to come out and help the victims of Cyclone Idai as they did to the victims of Shutdown Zimbabw...Published: 19 Mar 2019 at 07:52hrs | 2 | by Mandla Ndlovu
MDC polishes art of violence
The blood thirsty opposition Movement for Democratic Change last week displayed its colours bare for all to see. Reports have it that eight civilians and a police officer have lost their lives so far ...Published: 22 Jan 2019 at 10:48hrs | | by Chigumbu Warikandwa
Jonathan Noyo exposes Madhuku, Madhuku exposes Jonathan Moyo
SELF-EXILED former Cabinet Minister Professor Jonathan Moyo, who turns 62 yesterday, may have had a birthday he would want to quickly forget after Professor Lovemore Madhuku exposed him for stretching...Published: 13 Jan 2019 at 07:44hrs | | by Staff reporter
Oppah Muchinguri mocks Chamisa
Zanu-PF national chair Oppah Muchinguri-Kashiri yesterday mocked embattled MDC-Alliance leader Mr Nelson Chamisa and his party supporters for their propensity to stage demonstrations saying they were ...Published: 04 Dec 2018 at 06:50hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mudzuri murdered constitutionally by Chamisa
Engineer Elias Mudzuri vice president of the MDC Alliance faces political death threat for doing his work. Is MDC ALliance playing politics or playing with politics in disrupting parliament and sancti...Published: 30 Nov 2018 at 07:00hrs | | by Dr Masimba Mavaza
Ginimbi's 'all-khaki party'
Businessman and socialite Genius "Ginimbi" Kadungure who spent the weekend in remand prison is now a subject of ridicule on social media.Famous for his expensive, flashy all-white parties mean...Published: 20 Nov 2018 at 10:54hrs | | by Staff reporter
Khupe mocks Chamisa
HARARE - The war of words between rival MDC leaders - Thokozani Khupe and Nelson Chamisa - is intensifying.Yesterday, Khupe's party tore into the MDC's 19th anniversary celebrations planned fo...Published: 26 Oct 2018 at 08:31hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mliswa mocks Gender Commission
FIREBRAND Norton legislator, Temba Mliswa, on Wednesday tore into the Zimbabwe Gender Commission, accusing it of being hypocritical after it failed to come to the defence of former Vice-President Joic...Published: 19 Oct 2018 at 11:39hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mliswa mocks Kasukuwere after his arrest
Independent candidate for Norton Temba Mliswa has mocked former Cabinet minister Saviour Kasukuwere after his arrest for abuse of office and has questioned investigations for Ignatius Chombo."...Published: 29 Sep 2018 at 12:26hrs | | by Simbarashe Sithole
'Mudhidhi' comments haunt Chamisa
MDC Alliance leader, Mr Nelson Chamisa, has been slammed for derogatory and sexist comments he made about Olympic Gold medalist Kirsty Coventry's appointment as Youth, Sport, Arts and Recreation Minis...Published: 12 Sep 2018 at 07:06hrs | | by Staff reporter
Malema mocks Zim judges in white wigs
Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) leader Julias Malema has blasted Zimbabwean Judiciary for wearing wigs."I am worried with those judges in Zimbabwe wearing blonde wigs.What is that?Does it mean...Published: 29 Aug 2018 at 12:47hrs | 4 | by Simbarashe Sithole
Jonathan Moyo mocks Chief Justice Malaba over ruling on Chamisa's election petition
Former Zanu PF politburo member Jonathan Moyo has rapped Chief Justice Luke Malaba for being bias in his discharge of Judgement, which threw away MDC Alliance leader Nelson Chamisa's election Challeng...Published: 25 Aug 2018 at 06:42hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Mliswa mocks Wicknel Chivhayo
Norton legislator Temba Mliswa has mocked controversial businessman and Intratrek Private Limited director Wicknel Chivhayo for taking pictures with president Mnangagwa as a way of trying to eva...Published: 07 Aug 2018 at 12:07hrs | | by Simbarashe Sithole
Chamisa mocks 'vote-rigging'
Nelson Chamisa is mocking what he calls the vote-rigging in the election narrowly won by President Emmerson Mnangagwa, the first vote without longtime leader Robert Mugabe on the ballot."Mr Mu...Published: 03 Aug 2018 at 16:16hrs | | by AP
Mnangagwa mocks Chamisa
President Emmerson Mnangagwa has spoken glowingly about the late MDC founding father Morgan Tsvangirai while mocking the former trade unionist's successor - Nelson Chamisa - whom he is squaring up aga...Published: 27 Jul 2018 at 13:43hrs | | by Staff reporter
Jonathan Moyo mocks Foreign Affairs minister over fake freedoms proclamation
Former Zanu PF politburo Member Jonathan Moyo has mocked Foreign Affairs Minister Sibusiso Moyo for claiming that Zimbabwe has too much freedoms yet President Emmerson Mnangagwa he of recent threatene...Published: 27 Jul 2018 at 11:10hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Welshman Ncube mocks other opposition parties
MDC Alliance spokesperson Professor Welshman Ncube has said the real contest in the forthcoming harmonised elections is between Zanu-PF and the MDC Alliance, describing other parties as a bridal team....Published: 03 Jul 2018 at 06:54hrs | | by Staff reporter
WATCH: Chamisa mocks Jonathan Moyo?
Chamisa says the Alliance has 'genuine professors' not nutty professors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtNBLVQoM5Y...Published: 07 Jun 2018 at 15:20hrs | | by Staff rpeorter
Wicknel Chivhayo mocks Chamisa
Flamboyant businessman Wicknel Chivhayo has thrown his weight behind President Emmerson Mnangagwa while mocking MDC Alliance presidential candidate Nelson Chamisa's picture of what appears to be an im...Published: 01 Jun 2018 at 12:41hrs | | by Simbarashe Sithole
Mukupe mocks Biti over HIV Anti-Retro Virals
A Zanu PF minister with a penchant for speaking with foot on his mouth has stirred a fierce HIV/AIDS war cry by berating an opposition politician over his presumed health status.Deputy Ministe...Published: 24 May 2018 at 17:59hrs | | by Byo24News Reporter
Gunguwo mocks Mnangagwa
SUPERMODEL and aspiring parliamentarian for Seke Rural constituency, Rairo Gunguwo, has mocked President Emmerson Mnangagwa for what she described as his failure to manage the Zanu-PF primary election...Published: 24 May 2018 at 07:04hrs | | by Staff reporter
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