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On inflation Mthuli Ncube must listen to Chinamasa and Gono, 'in the know' advised Moyo. A very sick joke.
Professor Jonathan Moyo would be fountain of wisdom if only his contributions are not more often than not laced with propaganda, lies and damned lies whose sole purpose is to poison the mind. ...Published: 26 May 2023 at 10:22hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Cde Mutsvangwa, do birds and trees sexually violate each other?
I never desire to wade into these sexual indiscretion scandals, or sexual abuse accusations, which have hounded well-known Zimbabwean leaders of late - both from the ruling and opposition formations -...Published: 05 Aug 2022 at 09:41hrs | 1 | by Tendai Ruben Mbofana
Suspending incapacitated teachers is flogging a starved horse - they're victims of mess not the culprits
In 2018 a Zimbabwe teacher was paid US$540 per month in US$. Since then, government paid them the equivalent in local currency but never bother to adjust the amount to keep pace with inflation. ...Published: 11 Feb 2022 at 11:47hrs | 4 | by Patrick Guramatunhu
Zimbabwe independence is now a senior bachelor!
YOUR Excellency, President Emmerson Mnangagwa,Sunday April 18 was Independence Day a once-hallowed day that has since lost its glitz because the requisite freedoms associated with the occasion are...Published: 21 Apr 2021 at 07:11hrs | 1 | by Luke Tamborinyoka
Munyaradzi Paul Mangwana is fine
Nick Mangwana, Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Information, has dismissed rumours that Munyaradzi Paul Mangwana is fighting a tough battle against COVID-19.Announced on Twitter, Mangwan...Published: 23 Jan 2021 at 16:23hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Govt dismisses fake directive on school closure
INFORMATION Ministry secretary Nick Mangwana has dismissed as fake a message circulating on social media indicating the government will be closing schools due to an absence of teachers.The doc...Published: 20 Oct 2020 at 06:16hrs | 3 | by Staff reporter
Gukurahundi victim speaks out
It is highly saddening that a group of people should masquerade as a collective and purport to speak on my behalf with neither my consent nor knowledge. From the onset I must dismiss with exaggerated ...Published: 10 Apr 2019 at 17:50hrs | 1 | by Gukurahundi victim
Social media is the new big brother
Zimbabweans, most of whom are not employed, have found a pastime on social media networks where they are brewing all sorts of social skits and jokes.They have all the time in the world as they...Published: 03 Mar 2019 at 18:26hrs | | by Staff reporter
Could it be more about money and less about Chiwenga?
"The joke is on you," goes an English saying.If you say that the joke is on a particular person, you mean that the person has tried to make someone else look silly, but has, in the process, ma...Published: 01 Feb 2019 at 09:37hrs | | by CONWAY TUTANI
May the Executive give us confidence, please!
DearYour Excellence, VPs and government officials please recent revelations regarding your relationship and dealings with one Kudakwashe Tagwirei of Sakunda need an honest and true explanation...Published: 31 Oct 2018 at 12:42hrs | 4 | by Matigari Muchaneta
Mnangagwa's new dispensation just a sick joke, says Coltart
Senator David Coltart has mocked President Emmerson Mnangagwa's "new dispansation" saying the only new thing about him is his age.Coltart took it to micro blogging twitter...Published: 18 Jul 2018 at 09:09hrs | | by Simbarashe Sithole
Chamisa names 15-member cabinet - foolishness of the insane, 'kugezera sadza ramahumbwe!'
MDC Alliance presidential candidate, Nelson Chamisa, has already reportedly pick his 15-member cabinet! "Mr Chamisa, concentrate on winning the elections. Unless you stop Zanu PF rigging the elections...Published: 02 Jun 2018 at 17:04hrs | | by Nomusa Garikai
Chamisa must back his democracy claims by holding primary elections
IN the past week, the opposition and their surrogates were in a frenzied excitement over the recently held Zanu-PF primary elections.Their source of excitement was the few cases of hiccups in ...Published: 09 May 2018 at 07:05hrs | | by Nduduzo Tshuma
'Deploy SADC force to prevent violence,' says Mandaza - you insisted on elections, face the music
What is very disappointing here is the nation is looking to people like Ibbo Mandaza, the intellectuals, for guidance out of this mess but instead of pointing the way forward all they are getting here...Published: 05 May 2018 at 09:12hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Teachers gang up against govt
Defiant teachers have ganged up against government, declaring that they will not be intimidated, following threats that those who will down tools will be dismissed the same way nurses were.In ...Published: 02 May 2018 at 11:47hrs | 2 | by Staff reporter
Zimbabwe teachers threaten strike over pay
Just days after the nurses' strike ended, educators in Zimbabwe are threatening to put up their own fight as soon as schools open if government does not give them a pay rise and a review of rural-base...Published: 27 Apr 2018 at 22:07hrs | | by Staff reporter
Current systems are corrupt, tribalistic, marginalise others
We are living in a time when we must, will and should treat our societies of the ills of a status quo political class. This class of people have intentionally put or left in place policies and systems...Published: 17 Apr 2018 at 07:20hrs | 2 | by Nqobizitha Maplanka
'You want lunch in Dubai!' Chivayo taunt MPs - MPs accepting bribes is accepted gravy train etiquette
"What were MPs expecting to find on a site for a potential solar power station? A triple story 10 bedroomed mansion with a tennis court and a swimming pool?" commented Nicknell Chiyayo, the young bucc...Published: 01 Mar 2018 at 20:30hrs | | by Nomusa Garikai
Pressure piles on Chihuri to resign
OPPOSITION political parties have called for a major shake-up in the Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP), starting with Commissioner-General Augustine Chihuri, whom they accused of allegedly presiding over...Published: 27 Nov 2017 at 05:37hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Mudenda threaten to report absconding minister to Mugabe
Speaker of Parliament Jacob Mudenda has threatened to report absconding Cabinet ministers to President Robert Mugabe, following outrage by opposition parties who said the officials' continued abse...Published: 11 Feb 2017 at 09:38hrs | | by Staff reporter
Tsvangirai attacks Mphoko, accuses him of being a 'drunkard'
MDC-T leader, Morgan Tsvangirai, yesterday drew daggers with Vice-President Phelekezela Mphoko, accusing him of being a "drunkard high on some drugs" after the latter claimed the former Premier wa...Published: 06 Feb 2017 at 06:03hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mphoko makes a fool of himself on national television
Vice President Phelekezela Mphoko yesterday embarrassed himself on national television when he alleged, with a straight face, that popular political leader Morgan Tsvangirai was once involved in an as...Published: 05 Feb 2017 at 08:20hrs | | by Luke Tamborinyoka, MDC-T Presidential Spokesperson
Mnangagwa thinks he and Mugabe owe us a life - Job Sikhala
MDC-T Secretary for Mobilization and Recruitment Job Wiwa Sikhala has accused Vice President Emmerson Mnagagwa for allegedly thinking that he and President Robert Mugabe owes the people of Zimbabwe a ...Published: 05 Nov 2016 at 09:07hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Only now does Mutsvangwa condemns violence - mauled hyena still love goat meat
The lump rose in my throat to hear Mutsvangwa and Mujuru condemning Mugabe's increasingly bullish behaviour not because they were wrong to condemn the tyrant but at the sheer hypocrisy of the other tw...Published: 30 Jul 2016 at 16:47hrs | 2 | by Wilbert Mukori
Mnangagwa is a presidential hard sell
The humiliation that Vice-President Emmerson Mnangagwa suffered at Rufaro Stadium last week where he found himself addressing a small crowd of mostly uniformed forces is not anything that any politici...Published: 08 May 2016 at 11:00hrs | | by Tangai Chipangura
Zimbabwe heads of Christian denominations pander to Mugabe
So-called Heads of Christian Denominations off the Mark We, the Zimbabwe Christian Prophetic Voice, are a group of Christians from different denom...Published: 14 Jan 2016 at 14:47hrs | | by Zimbabwe Christian Prophetic Voice
Young man hacks older lover with an axe
A woman who met her horrific demise at the hands of a young brutal ex- lover in Botswana has been laid to rest.Dipuo Ramalepa, 33, was hacked to death and chopped to pieces by Tapologo '...Published: 03 Dec 2015 at 05:57hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Grace can wish to be president but can she stop the Tsunami wave demanding regime change!
Some people are saying Grace Mugabe is set to replace her husband as president; they could not be more wrong. Before she can take over the presidency Grace has two mountains to climb. First, she must ...Published: 11 Nov 2015 at 20:06hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
7 opposition parties to meet Chihuri demanding ZRP action to end violence - a sick joke!
"Opposition political parties yesterday demanded to meet Commissioner General of Police Augustine Chihuri following last weekend's politically-motivated violence that rocked the city," reported Newsda...Published: 04 Nov 2015 at 19:45hrs | | by Patrick Guramatunhu
Zanu PF and MDC in secretive talks to form GNU mark2 - we demand a meaningful say and not to be told!
There are rumours that Zanu PF and MDC have been holding secret meetings with the view of forming another GNU which will then be tasked to find a way out of the country's worsening economic and politi...Published: 19 Sep 2015 at 18:52hrs | 1 | by Wilbert Mukori
MDC-T dismiss Mugabe's AU cattle pledge as a sick joke
MDC-T has dismissed President Robert Mugabe's pledge of 300 cattle to the African Union (AU) as a sick joke.Mugabe, who is the current AU chairman until 2016, made the pledge at the continenta...Published: 20 Jun 2015 at 14:01hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mugabe reopens the presidency succession race not out of choice
PRESIDENT Robert Mugabe has said the race to succeed him is wide open despite his recent appointment of two Vice - Presidents, Emmerson Mnangagwa and Phelekezela Mphoko, who were seen as clear fav...Published: 02 Mar 2015 at 06:55hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
By appointing clueless people like Mahofa minister it proves Mugabe too has no clue how to end economic crisis!
Mugabe appointed Shuvai Mahofa the new Masvingo provincial minister. She has admitted that she does not have a clue what she will be doing there."I was shocked to learn that I have been appoi...Published: 26 Feb 2015 at 11:30hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Mugabe begged and cried for AU chairmanship, now will make life worse for all!
"I don't know what the West will say or do, that is not my business. My business is to ensure that the decisions that we have arrived at here are implemented and they are all decisions which have to ...Published: 02 Feb 2015 at 21:20hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Mugabe is the master at divide and rule, he has already divided the Mnangagwa faction!
Do you what the biggest killer amongst the hyenas is? It is not predation as no lion, the hyenas' arch-enemy, will ever go out hunting for hyena. The odd occasion the lion does kill a hyena it wil...Published: 31 Dec 2014 at 14:41hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Zim needs both brains and protests
The political opposition in Zimbabwe has a mountain to climb following its electoral defeat last year – a result of both being robbed and outwitted by Zanu PF- and the damaging split in the wake of ...Published: 03 Oct 2014 at 07:19hrs | | by Conway Tutani
Daily News peddling falsehoods
THE MDC Renewal Team notes with serious concern the false stories being peddled almost on a daily by The Daily News that are portraying the party as being in turmoil.It has now become true to ...Published: 21 Jun 2014 at 13:52hrs | | by MDC Renewal Team
Comedian Carl Joshua Ncube hospitalised
Prominent comedian Carl Joshua Ncube was yesterday Thursday December 26, 2013 hospitalised at Parirenyatwa Hospital due to a diabetes complication, reports indicate.Carl has long made his dia...Published: 27 Dec 2013 at 09:36hrs | 2 | by Staff Reporter
Roy Bennett urges push for more reforms
Roy Bennett, the exiled treasurer general of the Morgan Tsvangirai-led MDC formation says democratic forces in the country should continue pushing for reforms to ensure the next elections are free an...Published: 07 Jul 2012 at 06:45hrs | | by Staff reporter
Dynamos $5000 poorer after CAF fine
Caf punishes Dynamos with US$5 000 fine. DYNAMOS yesterday fired a broadside at Caf, describing Africa's football controlling body as a circus, after the they were slapped with a US$5 000 fine for th...Published: 21 Apr 2011 at 08:07hrs | 2 | by Byo24Sports
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