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Chamisa in a catch-22 situation
I MUST begin by apologising, dear reader, for not informing you that I will no longer deliver my instalment weekly as had become the tradition.I received a few inquiries and some scolding from...Published: 27 Oct 2023 at 19:16hrs | | by Ntando Dumani
Zimbabwe-born Italian rugby star recounts farm invasions horror
Sebastian Negri still remembers the gunshots. A staccato volley piercing the still Zimbabwean night. He was eight years old when a violent gang of war veterans came to seize his family farm. Around th...Published: 12 Feb 2023 at 07:41hrs | | by Staff reporter
Zimbabwe's many challenges and problems are microcosm of our failure to reason
Man is a creature of reason; all humans are born with inert potential to think and reason.Some people have lost the ability to reason out of drunken stupor, laziness or some such reas...Published: 19 Sep 2022 at 18:47hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Jonathan Moyo says, 'I am a sinner'
EXILED former cabinet minister Jonathan Moyo has waded into the Ian Smith versus Emmerson Mnangagwa comparison by declaring that no one who glorifies the former colonial leader can expect to gain poli...Published: 26 Jun 2022 at 08:17hrs | | by Staff reporter
Jonathan Moyo defends Mnangagwa
EXILED former information minister Professor Jonathan Moyo has again hit out at the opposition Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) over its allegations that Ian Smith's rule was better than that of Pr...Published: 25 Jun 2022 at 19:24hrs | | by Staff reporter
Zimbabweans abroad shun fellow countrymen's businesses
Zimbabweans in the United Kingdom shun businesses of their countrymen there.Why do Zimbabweans always trust everybody, but their own?Someone asked me this question again.You ca...Published: 08 Jan 2022 at 06:03hrs | | by Dr Masimba Mavaza
Benjani gets his UEFA A badge
FORMER Warriors skipper Benjani Mwaruwari says he wants to chart a new career path in coaching after completing his UEFA A coaching licence. The 42yearold did his course in Belfast, Ireland, rec...Published: 22 Jul 2021 at 07:47hrs | | by Staff reporter
Son of a Zimbabwean nurse is bookies' new favourite for James Bond
He is the dashing Netflix duke who could be about to swap regency era London for the secretive world of MI6. Regé-Jean Page left women swooning as the suave star of smash-hit British series Bridgerto...Published: 09 Apr 2021 at 07:40hrs | 8 | by Staff reporter
Man sjamboks wife over infidelity
A Bulawayo man allegedly assaulted his wife with a sjambok (imvubu) the whole night, claiming he was getting rid of a prostitution demon which was possessing her.Brian Ndlovu from Makokoba sub...Published: 02 Apr 2021 at 12:26hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Chamisa must sleep with one eye open
So Bishop Lazi heard that his treatise on the proposed Patriot Bill, which is premised on giving sellouts and other quislings of hostile forces their just desserts, had riled the runaway fugitive Prof...Published: 28 Mar 2021 at 06:42hrs | | by Staff reporter
The rise and fall of Nyoni: Drugs, booze and kidnapping
CECIL Nyoni was on a treadmill in a Hillsborough gym when they came for him. The former Sheffield Wednesday starlet, who a decade ago was being widely spoken about in the corridors of Middlewood Road ...Published: 21 Mar 2021 at 08:34hrs | | by Staff reporter
Dumb advisors, deaf Executive
"JANUARY 2021 has been cancelled," is a joke that went viral in Zimbabwe last weekend.It is a joke premised on Zimbabwe's return to COVID-19 lockdown measures. These are the strictest conditio...Published: 08 Jan 2021 at 20:29hrs | | by Paidamoyo Muzulu
2 Matabeles shot dead by Zimbabwe soldiers for speaking Ndebele language
MLO Supreme Council was angered by the gunning down of 2 Matabeles, Morgan Sibanda and Dumisani Mpofu by the the number one killers of Matabele people, Zimbabwe National Army, for speaking Ndebe...Published: 06 Oct 2020 at 08:33hrs | 1 | by Patrick Guramatunhu
MLF pissed-off by Jenni Williams
MLF is pissed-off to learn that all along, Jenni Williams disguised as the human rights activist who herself out of her mouth said she would never share a platform with Emmerson Mnangagwa, the serial ...Published: 25 Aug 2020 at 20:24hrs | | by Mthwakazi Liberation Front
A political career built on jecha
To be or not to be, is the question Nelson? Well, they say, trying to talk sense to Nelson Chamisa is as good as winking at a blind person. It is a horrible waste of time. He sees nothing. Now it's a ...Published: 03 Aug 2019 at 09:40hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mnangagwa's lawyer assaults MDC MP's lawyer in court
President Emmerson Mnangagwa's lawyer Tinomuda Chinyoka was arrested on Monday after a human rights lawyer who is representing several individuals detained during last month's fuel protests accused hi...Published: 19 Feb 2019 at 08:47hrs | | by ZimLive
Gutu revenging being booted out of MDC Alliance tent - outside pissing in
It is no secret that Obert Gutu's departure from the MDC Alliance was not a harmonious one. He joined up with Thokozani Khupe, another one who refused to join the proposed coalition, to form the MDC-T...Published: 21 Dec 2018 at 09:04hrs | | by Patrick Guramatunhu
Life cycle of the Zanu-PF dictatorship vs bilharzia parasite - cure is the same too
Zimbabwe is in this political and economic mess because the country has been stuck with a this corrupt and tyrannical Zanu-PF dictatorship for 38 years. The party rigs elections to stay in power and i...Published: 22 Sep 2018 at 10:43hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Jonathan Moyo's Chamisa Moment
AS Zimbabweans countdown to the Monday realignment elections, there is a palpable self-organising and self-propelling clamour for historic change - the spirit of 2018 - blowing in the air across Zimba...Published: 27 Jul 2018 at 15:31hrs | | by Jonathan Moyo
MDC Alliance an alliance of cowards and confused people
We all feel fear. What separates the proverbial men from the boys, and women from the girls, is how we respond to our fears. Courageous leaders face what needs to be faced and do what needs to be done...Published: 22 Jun 2018 at 21:40hrs | | by Erick Matotoba
Nominations begin
Aspiring candidates across the political divide have started submitting nomination papers to the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC), amid reports of serious bickering in MDC Alliance as MDC-T support...Published: 13 Jun 2018 at 08:01hrs | | by Staff reporter
Staring through the rear-view
I remember November 2017, first when stories broke that tankers where being seen headed for Harare. There was surprise and a sense of disbelief and people argued it wasn't possible. Then the pictures ...Published: 14 May 2018 at 15:51hrs | 1 | by Irene Yvonne
New twist in Prophet Magaya rape case drama
A Harare lawyer on Friday opened a police case against prosecutor-general (PG) Ray Goba for allegedly threatening him as the fallout over the rape trial of Prophetic Healing and Deliverance Ministries...Published: 08 Apr 2018 at 17:17hrs | | by Staff reporter
What's in Mnangagwa's scarf?
When President Emmerson Mnangagwa visited Davos, Switzerland where he reiterated the ‘‘Zimbabwe is open for business'' message, there was one thing that he also introduced; his multi-coloure...Published: 27 Mar 2018 at 10:10hrs | 1 | by Bridget Mananavire
Mugabe vs Mnangagwa and us all!
Many have said it, and it is much true that our politics is the politics of the stomach, they have said bring principles to a hungry man on one hand, and a bag of mealie-meal on the other hand, the ma...Published: 16 Mar 2018 at 15:26hrs | | by Dr Vusumuzi Sibanda
'Powerful' Mliswa disrupts Parliamentary meeting
There was drama at Zisco in Redcliff yesterday when Norton legislator, Mr Temba Mliswa, became rowdy and disrupted a Parliamentary Portfolio on Mines and Energy meeting, accusing fellow legislators of...Published: 28 Feb 2018 at 05:58hrs | | by Staff reporter
Man stabbed over cigarette
A-29-YEAR-OLD man from Mangwe in Matabeleland South is battling for life in hospital after he was allegedly stabbed several times for refusing to give his friend a cigarette.Butho Tshuma...Published: 19 Jan 2018 at 05:43hrs | | by Staff reporter
Jonathan Moyo can pee all he wants - from outside
FORMER United States president Lyndon Johnson, who reportedly had a difficult relationship with the head of the Federal agency that preceded what is nowadays known as the Federal Bureau of Investigati...Published: 02 Dec 2017 at 06:24hrs | 1 | by Staff write
Chinamasa's 'we do not need opposition in impeachment' spark outrage
Zanu PF Central Committee member Patrick Chinamasa's remarks that Zanu PF does not need the opposition in its process and government after all parties and citizens participated in the mass march calli...Published: 20 Nov 2017 at 10:06hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Mugabe's blind believers have risked everyone's freedom
ZimFirst Leader Maxwell Shumba has said President Robert Mugabe's blind believers have made him run away with everyone's rights and freedom.He said Zimbabwe has become a nation of blind believ...Published: 14 Nov 2017 at 06:09hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
'I beat her up, she deserves it'
There was drama at the Harare Civil court when a man claimed he beats his wife because she deserves it.Delmar Mabena opened up in court saying that her husband, Lynos Zindova, exercises psycho...Published: 18 Oct 2017 at 16:55hrs | | by Staff reporter
Five billion ($5,000,000,000,000) found!
The Editor, I am coming to you this week again with the latest rumor from Masvingo. As it stands, a five billion account that belongs to the first family has been found in Singapore.Th...Published: 13 Sep 2017 at 22:58hrs | 1 | by Sam Wezhira
I don't lead G40 says Grace Mugabe
The First Lady Grace Mugabe has refuted claims that she leads a faction in the ruling Zanu PF party known by the name G40.Speaking at the Presidential Youth Interface rally in Bindura today, D...Published: 09 Sep 2017 at 20:33hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Akbay was pissed off
BOSSO coach Erol Akbay says his outburst that Dynamos were better organised than the Bulawayo giants were made in the heat of the moment after losing to Chapungu last Sunday.The Dutchman made ...Published: 08 Sep 2017 at 06:36hrs | | by Staff reporter
Woman detains hubby, lover
THERE was drama in Mutare's Chikanga high-density suburb last Friday afternoon after an enraged woman detained her husband and his lover in a car following an infidelity burst up.When The Week...Published: 16 Jun 2017 at 09:54hrs | | by Staff reporter
Bosso, FC Platinum match abandoned
FC Platinum 1 - 1 HighlandersOVERZEALOUS policemen recklessly fired tear smoke at the fans deep into the referee's optional time causing the abandonment of the FC Platinum and Highlanders matc...Published: 29 May 2017 at 07:11hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Akbay to field fringe players against Bantu Rovers
FED up with first team players' attitudes when playing lowly sides, Highlanders' coach Erol Akbay says he will field fringe players for tomorrow's Castle Lager Premier Soccer League encounter against ...Published: 19 May 2017 at 06:36hrs | | by Staff reporter
Erol Akbay revolt
Highlanders' coach Erol Akbay has vowed to field fringe players for tomorrow's Castle Lager Premier Soccer League encounter against Bantu Rovers.Akbay says the regular players underrate their ...Published: 19 May 2017 at 05:07hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Why Every President Is Mysteriously Hated!
Over the years, it's been more or less, a traditional ritual for an incoming president to enjoy a rite of passage into power as a crowd pleaser.Sadly, maintaining such romantic connection with...Published: 15 Apr 2017 at 12:27hrs | | by Nimi Princewill
Mbeki should be the last person to preach Zuma about values
That the administration of Jacob Zuma has structural flaws is no longer in dispute. But - having masterminded his accidental elevation to power - the last people to preach to Msholozi about values and...Published: 12 Apr 2017 at 20:14hrs | 1 | by Khaya S Sithole
How I got 16 As. . . Genius' recipe for brilliance
I remember the doubt and insecurities I felt when our Head, Mr Gombera and Deputy Head, Mr. Gwenda asked me whether I could sit for 16 subjects.I asked myself whether I was making the right de...Published: 12 Mar 2017 at 08:50hrs | | by Nqobani Khoza, L6 Rusununguko High School
Man bashes lover with log for turning down marriage proposal
A MAN from Bulilima hit his ex-girlfriend with a log on the head until she lost consciousness and then hanged himself after the woman turned down his marriage proposal and dumped him.Chief...Published: 31 Jan 2017 at 05:55hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
This and that with Mal,phosa - Home or Foreign Affairs?
We have been in this queue for the past two hours and the night seems to be forever. I can feel the unbearable pressure from the call of nature but I, and no one, dare wonder away from the safety of t...Published: 04 Dec 2016 at 14:12hrs | | by Clerk Ndlovu
Bosso angry over FC Platinum's bad hospitality
HIGHLANDERS' coach Erol Akbay is still very bitter about how his team was treated by overzealous FC Platinum marshals last Sunday that saw the Bulawayo giants being barred from entering Mandava Stadiu...Published: 25 Nov 2016 at 05:29hrs | | by Sikhumbuzo Moyo
Grace Mugabe fingered
A statue of President Robert Mugabe standing alongside his wife Grace and sculptor Dominic Benhura has attracted rave reviews on social media.The sculpture surfaced on Friday....Published: 11 Sep 2016 at 08:37hrs | | by Thobekile Zhou
Man burns girlfriend's clothes, documents
A 33-year-old Bulilima man will spend the next six months in jail for burning his girlfriend's clothes and documents after suspecting that she was cheating on him.Gift Ngwenya of Masendu area ...Published: 04 Sep 2016 at 08:49hrs | | by Sukulwenkosi Dube-Matutu
MDC-Terror and anti-people uprising
There have been attempts to frame the recent disturbances in Zimbabwe, which have been characterised by violence between protesters and police, as social or civil "uprising". Nothing could be ...Published: 30 Aug 2016 at 06:25hrs | | by Tichaona Zindoga
F**k Mugabe a necessary dopamine pill for 25/08/16 Freedom Day
Zimbabweans are angry!!! They have now become fearless!!! And Freedom is ripe and ready for dishing on the 25th of August 2016. On this day, the pompous President will wake up a bit alerted. He ma...Published: 30 Jun 2016 at 19:13hrs | | by Rakanga Danble
Hubby clobbers wife over muti
A 32-YEAR-OLD man has been jailed for 10 years for severely beating up his 38-year-old wife after he found her in possession of traditional medicine which he suspected she wanted to use on him....Published: 02 Jun 2016 at 06:33hrs | | by Sukulwenkosi Dube
'We are prepared to die for the people,' says Bhasikiti - rich, killed them just as readily
Kudakwashe Bhasikiti is just a confused and greed individual who is so desperate to get back into power and the gravy train he is displaying the most common characteristic behaviour of villain; "Sell ...Published: 17 Mar 2016 at 16:33hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
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