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Five billion ($5,000,000,000,000) found!

13 Sep 2017 at 22:58hrs | Views
The Editor,

I am coming to you this week again with the latest rumor from Masvingo. As it stands, a five billion account that belongs to the first family has been found in Singapore.

This is not a secret since the source is reported to be members of the Central Intelligence Organization (CIOs) Agents who came across this account while on duty in Singapore. Most of them were so pissed off they contemplated exposing Mugabe, but grew cold feet due to the murderous despot's tendencies.

The $5,000,000,000,000.00 find, plus Robert Junior's $60,000,000.00 Masvingo dualization Road Tendergate makes Mugabe a revolutionary-turned-tyrant "crocodile liberator" who has just been inducted into the fine specimens club of: the Swiss bank socialists, who socialize economic losses and stash personal gains abroad; the quack revolutionaries, who betray the ideals that brought them to power; and the briefcase bandits, who simply pillage and steal.

His legacy now will be defined by arrested and tortured members of the opposition, squeezing the Zimbabwe economy into astounding negative growth and trillion-percent inflation, and funneling off a juicy cut for himself using currency manipulation and offshore accounts.


Sam Wezhira

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