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This and that with Mal'phosa: No, South Africa can never be another Zimbabwe
Finally, load 'shredding' is over, for now. Well, my workmate calls it so. She is a modern day Malaprop and does not care whether words she uses are appropriate or not. 'This morning poli...Published: 13 Oct 2022 at 13:46hrs | 8 | by Clerk Ndlovu
Zanu PF attacks on MDC will galvanise and blind supporters to Wizard of Oz Scarecrow trickery
Zimbabwe is caught in a catch 22! We a stuck in a political and economic mess and those who have landed us here are the ones profiting from our suffering and misery and, worst of all, they have the po...Published: 16 Oct 2021 at 07:43hrs | 7 | by Nomusa Garikai
Let's not mistake gifting votes for vote-rigging
IT'S easy and convenient to shift blame from yourself.After losing two by-elections recently, the main opposition MDC has been pointing fingers in the direction of the ruling Zanu-PF party, al...Published: 26 Jul 2019 at 08:21hrs | | by Conway Tutani
There goes Mnangagwa bluffing, yet again!
History has a rich record of dumb presidents, so you really don't worry too much when President Emmerson Mnangagwa forgets the name of the National Sports Stadium or messes up simple math during a pol...Published: 28 Apr 2019 at 08:31hrs | 1 | by Tawanda Majoni
'ZANU PF did not steal anything in Chimanimani'
Bulawayo based Pastor Anglistone T. Mthiyane Sibanda has absolved ZANU PF from allegations that its officials have been looting aid meant for victims of Cyclone Idai in Chipinge and Chimanimani. ...Published: 10 Apr 2019 at 16:38hrs | 1 | by Mandla Ndlovu
Cyber bullying: A growing menace
It is common nowadays for those that use social media platforms to wake up and discover unusual posts on their accounts.Some of the posts might be nasty, disrespectful and abusive, creating gr...Published: 13 Jan 2019 at 07:57hrs | | by Emmanuel Kafe
'Not only must Justice be done; it must also be seen to be done' - Is there Justice in Zimbabwe?
In the case of R v Sussex Justice, Ex parte McCarthy in 1923, an English case on the impartiality and recusal of judges, this aphorism was birthed. The full statement was that it was of fundamental im...Published: 17 Jul 2018 at 19:13hrs | | by Dr Vusumuzi Sibanda
Our Polotics
Politics in Zimbabwe is appalling. Zimbabweans have fallen in love with the US dollar precisely because of its buying power, despite the fact that it is not their national curreny. Emerson...Published: 05 Jul 2018 at 06:59hrs | | by Clement Moyo
Chamisa comes under fire
MDC Alliance presidential candidate and leader of the main faction of the MDC, Nelson Chamisa, has come under fire for not condemning the abuse of sacked former deputy leader, Thokozani Khupe, who was...Published: 24 May 2018 at 15:25hrs | | by Staff reporter
Disposed ZimFirst leader Shumba to take Mangoma to court
The troubled Zimfirst leader Maxwell Shumba has threatened to take Coalition of Democrats leader Elton Mangoma to court for insisting that his (Shumba) party is still a member of the CODE when he (Shu...Published: 14 Apr 2018 at 10:29hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
ZimFirst will not be hijacked by morons - Shumba
Ousted leader of the ZimFirst Maxwell Shumba has declared that the party can not be hijacked by morons.The remarks come at a time when the other faction of his party said they were still in th...Published: 11 Apr 2018 at 08:27hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Why ZANU PF admits it will never win a free and fair election
Zimbabwe's ruling ZANU PF party has all but admitted that they will never win a free and fair election - so why do they know that they are not - and have never been as popular as they have been delud...Published: 03 Feb 2018 at 13:35hrs | | by Tendai Ruben Mbofana
President Mnangagwa must stop the politics of patronage
Widespread corruption in the Zimbabwean government got to a little slow down after the army intervened to restore order and stability. Zimbabwean politics was riddled with corruption as president awar...Published: 03 Dec 2017 at 15:40hrs | | by Dr Masimba Mavaza
If Mnangagwa is dead man walking, Mugabe is a goritoto
The dictator cannot fix the economy. He can kill, he can display anger or irritation but that will not help him an inch. Public anger and resentment has been simmering under the surface u...Published: 06 Oct 2017 at 07:26hrs | | by Sam Wezhira
West trying to create chaos again, Cdes
Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, for time with no number, I have warned you against resting on your laurels … warning you never to think that our western enemies we have defeated ...Published: 28 Sep 2017 at 12:32hrs | | by CZ
Cde Mnangagwa has recovered, Cdes
Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I must express my displeasure at the manner in which the sad news of Cde Rutanhire's passing was handled. It appeared as if the party does not have ...Published: 01 Sep 2017 at 09:36hrs | | by CZ
'Policemen gang rape a suspect'
The paedophilic and exhibitionist Charity Charamba supervised sadistic and sexually predatory policemen based in Victoria Falls sexually abused Zibusiso Moyo who they accused of prostitution and loite...Published: 07 Aug 2017 at 21:00hrs | | by Themba Mthethwa
Dark week for Democracy in Zimbabwe
Sad developments penned out in the country this week, the developments are a call for action , every patriotic Zimbabwean must carry their cross, join forces in the struggle for liquidation of Mugabe'...Published: 27 Jul 2017 at 20:13hrs | | by PDP
Love for money, sex and greed killing spirit of activism in the UK
My article published earlier this year on the 16th of May titled, "Lack of participation in national politics by UK Zimbabweans," received a lot of feedback from you the readers. Most Zimbabweans rais...Published: 07 Jul 2017 at 16:05hrs | | by Silvanos Mudzvova
Devil called Censorship
The appointment of the new Board of Censors by Minister of Home Affairs Ignatius Chombo is a disaster towards artistic freedom. The purpose of the current board is to silence artists and whip them int...Published: 15 Jun 2017 at 21:01hrs | 1 | by Silvanos Mudzvova
Mthwakazi party blasts Ezra Sibanda over Highlanders, Dynamos game remarks
Mthwakazi Republic Party spokesperson Mbonisi Gumbo has blasted the former Radio Zimbabwe presenter Ezra 'Tshisa' Sibanda following his remarks that the Highlanders and Dynamos game on Sunday was stop...Published: 16 May 2017 at 11:57hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
'Reforms are bedrock,' says Gutu yet will still contest 2018 regardless - sick Homer Simpson joke
"A free and fair election is a plebiscite that produces a result that is acceptable to both the victor and the defeated; a result that is legitimate and beyond contestation. Since the year 2000, Zimba...Published: 14 Apr 2017 at 22:02hrs | | by Nomusa Garikai
Data madness, as it was in 1924, resort to Telegraph in 2017.
As we receive news of Mobile Data increase, the whole other sane World is having its Data reduced. The difference however, in Zimbabwe is that we are paying for the luxury of this lousy, inadequate, o...Published: 11 Jan 2017 at 19:33hrs | | by Venus Mlalazi
DARE Christmas and end of year message to Zimbabwe
Once again, Zimbabweans, Robert Mugabe and his Zanu PF regime have robbed us of the festive season. Another year of suffering under the ruthless and tyrant regime has come to an end. Zimbabweans every...Published: 24 Dec 2016 at 18:50hrs | | by Clemence Tauya Tabatapashi Nhliziyo
For every bad move that Johanna makes, they have a very good explanation
Education and common sense are more often than not compatible, but one is extremely compromised by the deficiency of the other. The similarity in temperament of the two is barely discerned in the mode...Published: 16 Dec 2016 at 11:42hrs | | by Garikai Mafirakureva
WATCH: Traffic cop caught on camera counting 'bribe' money
Mobile phone footage of traffic cop counting 'bribe' money has gone viral on social media. The video shows two cops, male and female, sitting on stones by the roadside, the man is seen countin...Published: 19 Nov 2016 at 08:09hrs | 1 | by Moyo Roy
Mavambo et al foot-stomping rejection of BVS sends political shock wave
In a very rare moment of genius (common sense amongst this lot is so rare it is considered genius) a few of Zimbabwe's opposition parties have actually said something that is sensible. They have conde...Published: 28 Jul 2016 at 23:05hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Zimbabwe opposition contemptuous of grassroots voters
They are "stupid", "a complete joke", "mediocre", "dull and dumb", "blind and poor souls" and "crazy morons".These are some of the scathing terms and expressions used by oppositions officials ...Published: 02 Jun 2016 at 06:24hrs | | by Bernard Bwoni
How does Mugabe's murder of 30 000 'embody African fighting spirit'
There is no one blinder than one who refuses to see! Apologists, bootlickers and sycophants are an obnoxious group of those who not only refuse to see the truth but, worse still, they "s...Published: 29 Apr 2016 at 17:15hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Zimbabwe Diaspora - a case of fatigue and loss of interest
For many years, especially in the last fifteen when the Zimbabwean economy took a sharp nosedive owing to ZANU PF's classic malfeasance coupled with gross ineptitude, Zimbabweans in the diaspora have ...Published: 23 Dec 2015 at 10:14hrs | | by Moses Chamboko
Mliswa calls on Sibanda, Mutsvangwa and other dzakutsaku to unite - to what end and purpose!
Themba Mliswa, a former Zanu PF MP who was booted out of the party last year and has since been smarting from the experience, called on war vets are now under the cosh from President Mugabe, some have...Published: 15 Dec 2015 at 23:06hrs | | by Patrick Guramatunhu
Mahofa evokes Muzenda Mugabe is infallible mentality - still fails to see the tragic consequences
According to update by state run Herald, Mahofa said "She says before (Simon) Muzenda's death she went to visit him in hospital along with Hungwe and were told to remain united. "We promi...Published: 04 Dec 2015 at 13:44hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
The future we want - ZUNDE
Zimbabweans United for Democracy (ZUNDE) hopes that Zimbabweans across the globe are striving today to create the future we want and deserve. Each of us can help shape our future by 2018 and beyond. ...Published: 12 Nov 2015 at 13:53hrs | | by Justice Benjamin Paradza
Zimbabwe's lost generation - a product of tyranny
Without any warning, Ndaizivei (not her real name) asks "Dad, why are you so passionate about Zimbabwe? Why would you ever want to live there?" Dad turns his head, looks at the innocent eleven-year-ol...Published: 29 Oct 2015 at 11:56hrs | | by Moses Chamboko
Tsvangirai's call for mass demonstrations a tired strategy!
It is mind boggling to note that Morgan Tsvangirai is calling for mass demonstrations against Government which is synonymous with his trade unionist activism when he was in the Zimbabwe Congress of Tr...Published: 22 Oct 2015 at 16:05hrs | | by Suitable Kajau
Nyarota, CIO journalist must probe Dzamara's disappearance - Sikhala
Geoff Nyarota and CIO journalist by the names Alezander Kanengoni must probe the disappearance of journalist and democracy activist Itai Dzamara.MDC-T senior member Job Sikhala said Geoff ...Published: 15 Jul 2015 at 06:56hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
MDC-T secret 'strategy' to scourge of violence is a lie to make us drop demand for all GPA reform!
The issue of politically motivated intimidation, harassment, beatings, rapes and murders is a very important matter in the nation's fight for free, fair and credible elections. It is therefore infuri...Published: 17 May 2015 at 20:30hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Formation of Mujuru party will be the demise of Zanu PF - cobras will not wrestle but bite!
Didymus Mutasa says that he together with Mai Mujuru and others are going to form a new political party. He warned that the proposed new party would rock the ruling party since it had the backing of ...Published: 07 Apr 2015 at 19:02hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
Zimta, PTUZ at loggerheads over Majongwe demo
TEACHER Unions have distanced themselves from today's planned demonstrations by the Raymond Majongwe led Progressive Teachers Union of Zimbabwe, saying they refuse to play to the gallery of the intern...Published: 18 Feb 2015 at 07:06hrs | | by Felex Share
Zimbabwe - must we be worse than Somalia to admit failure?
At the Beitbridge border post, what attracts your attention easily, in addition to visible corruption, filthy environments and faces of hopeless men, women and children, is the inscription on one of t...Published: 24 Jan 2015 at 06:38hrs | | by Moses Chamboko
Mujuru supporters back-stabbing others - cannot defend their rights no wonder they failed to defend those of others
According to a report in the The Sunday Mail former Energy and Power Development Minister Dzikamai Mavhaire leaked information implicating his Deputy, Engineer Munacho Mutezo in the alleged siphoning...Published: 14 Dec 2014 at 08:56hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
'Mugabe now classified in same bracket with modern genocidal relics'
President Robert Mugabe is now classified in the same bracket with modern genocidal relics like Hassan Omar Al-Bashir of Sudan, MDC-T politician Job Sikhala has said."When we say it ZANU P...Published: 06 Aug 2014 at 15:12hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Tsvangirai calls for mass demonstrations wicked!
It is mind boggling to note that Morgan Tsvangirai is calling for mass demonstrations against Government which is synonymous with his trade unionist activism when he was in the Zimbabwe Congress of Tr...Published: 03 Apr 2014 at 14:00hrs | | by Suitable Kajau
Mugabe blames corruption on the British
President Robert Mugabe has blamed corruption on the system that Zimbabwe inherited from the British.In an interview on the state TV to mark his 90th birthday Mugabe also blamed some Govern...Published: 21 Feb 2014 at 06:07hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Dabengwa in danger
Ever since President Robert Mugabe made the passionate plea to ZAPU President Dumiso Dabengwa and his Comrades to return back to Zanu PF on the 22nd of December 2013, the media has been abuzz with...Published: 03 Jan 2014 at 12:43hrs | | by Mso Ndlovu
Kasukuwere detention, good practice by Germany
Kasukuwere and his entire ignorant Zanu-PF bunch do not understand that all human beings are equal before birth, equal at birth, equal in life and equal at death. What these ignorant morons believe ...Published: 17 Nov 2013 at 10:43hrs | | by Rakanga Danble
Jonathan Moyo is missing the point
South African president Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma is not a Sadc facilitator, at least according to the gospel by Arthur Mutambara and his Zanu-PF handlers.On September 15 2008, President Robe...Published: 29 Aug 2012 at 14:31hrs | | by Edwin Ndlovu
Free Zimbabweans Concerned About Sata's Misfiring
We members of The Free Zimbabwe Global Campaign (FZGC) are utterly dismayed at Zambian President Michael Sata's misguided statements regarding our beloved motherland since he landed the Zambian pr...Published: 18 Jun 2012 at 04:07hrs | | by Den Moyo
WikiLeaks a blessing in disguise
As the rivetting story of the so-called WikiLeaks continues to grip national attention, imagination and excitement under the spell of a thus far disappointingly frivolous and vexatious media coverage...Published: 11 Sep 2011 at 06:41hrs | 1 | by Professor Jonathan Moyo, MP
Implats CEO David Brown has that tendency as Malema put it
Yesterday we carried a story titled ...Published: 26 Aug 2011 at 11:04hrs | | by Ndou Paul
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