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Zimbabwe's dumbest criminals arrested
In a crime that could easily top the list of Zimbabwe's "Dumbest Criminals," three Bulawayo men have been convicted for stealing 2,900 litres of diesel from Econet Wireless base stations and then sett...Published: 22 Oct 2024 at 14:20hrs | 2982 | by Staff reporter
Joe Biden has entered the twilight zone!
The debate between President Joe Biden and former president Donald Trump has revealed a terrible secret Democrats have been hiding from American citizens for the last three years. London'...Published: 07 Jul 2024 at 10:42hrs | 4 | by Kenneth Mufuka
Job Sikhala's case is exposing the opposition
In three months' time, Job Sikhala would have clocked a full year in jail for allegedly inciting public violence and attempting to defeat the course of justice.They say, among other things, he...Published: 05 Mar 2023 at 06:25hrs | 1 | by Tawanda Majoni
Chamisa's attempts to internationalise Sikhala case flops
CCC interim spokesperson, Gift "Ostallos" Siziba and a retinue of other opposition members and other detractors were in the United States for the 77th United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) that ran f...Published: 06 Oct 2022 at 06:00hrs | | by Nobleman Runyanga
The light shines at the end of the tunnel - MLF
Some days before the late leader of MLF, Mr David Magagula breathed his last breath, he alerted Mthwakazi that 33% of her independence had been won and what remained was 67%. Many people regarded it a...Published: 14 Sep 2020 at 17:38hrs | | by MLF
Christianity and the Curse of the Papa Generation
We can all agree that Robert Mugabe has proven the "gods" wrong so many times, well at least according to the "prophets" that are awash on every street corner from Harare to Lilongwe. From one to the ...Published: 16 Feb 2019 at 21:39hrs | 1 | by Robert Sigauke
Dumbest looters jailed 7 years
Three hooligans involved in last month's MDC-Alliance-sponsored violent demonstrations wrote their own scripts of the popular television series "World's Dumbest Criminals" after they were given away b...Published: 11 Feb 2019 at 09:59hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Beitbridge nurse in tribal storm
A sister-in-charge at Beitbridge District Hospital has been suspended after an audio in which she describes Venda people as one of the dumbest and uncultured tribe for voting for Zanu-PF in their numb...Published: 13 Aug 2018 at 06:44hrs | | by Staff reporter
Nhai Chamisa: Who is Mnangwagwa?
How in the world could they misspell President Mnangagwa's surname and file at the last minute? Normally, misspelled names are not a big deal, the mistake can be corrected and usually only accomplishe...Published: 10 Aug 2018 at 21:44hrs | | by Sam Wezhira
Is Chamisa working with or for Zanu-PF?
No wonder why some had suggested that little Chamisa instead of being big-headed and seeking glory should have gone for a National Assembly seat instead of vying for the presidency. Of course, this is...Published: 01 Jul 2018 at 08:02hrs | | by Bishop
Opposition overwhelmed by Mnangagwa's new dispensation
The much-talked about 2018 harmonised elections are now just weeks away and events in the opposition camp are a sight to see. Opposition politics has always been more about removing Mr Robert Mugabe f...Published: 21 Jun 2018 at 06:56hrs | | by Nobleman Runyanga
Chamisa: All confidence & no substance: Exciting road to defeat
Nelson Chamisa is a great gentleman with admirable determination and an exceptional drive of ambition. He inherited a political outfit that was at the crossroads because the then leader was simply exh...Published: 14 May 2018 at 06:45hrs | | by Reason Wafawarova
Chamisa exposed to world condemnation
THE recent trip to the United Kingdom by MDC Alliance presidential candidate in the forthcoming elections, Mr Nelson Chamisa, all but exposed him to serious condemnation for his fantasy promises and l...Published: 13 May 2018 at 11:45hrs | | by Limukani Ncube
Chamisa says some really dumb things, says UK Professor
THE MDC Alliance is undergoing generational renewal. I had heard great things about Nelson Chamisa as an orator. So, I arrived (at his Chatham House presentation) expecting to be impressed and encoura...Published: 11 May 2018 at 15:08hrs | | by Diana Jeater
Damning appraisal of 'out of depth' Chamisa
A RESPECTED University of Liverpool professor yesterday issued a lengthy, damning appraisal of MDC Alliance president Mr Nelson Chamisa, who was on a visit to the United Kingdom, describing him as exc...Published: 11 May 2018 at 07:17hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chamisa is out of depth, over-excited about the idea of winning an election, says UK Prof
Professor of African History at the University of Liverpool, Dr Diana Jeater, has rubbished MDC-T leader Nelson Chamisa whom he described as out of depth, over-excited about the idea of winning an ele...Published: 10 May 2018 at 11:19hrs | 2 | by Staff reporter
Stealing from the dead
While Lynethy Mapenzauswa (65) was in grief at her husband's funeral wake, a neighbour who had come to console her ended up stealing part of her inheritance.Nobuhle Moyo took advantage of the ...Published: 19 Jan 2018 at 05:37hrs | | by Staff reporter
Is RBZ confused about Bitcoins?
IT is interesting to note that the popularity of Bitcoins is increasing exponentially despite warnings from finance and economic gurus who predict that this will just become another bubble that will b...Published: 29 Dec 2017 at 13:18hrs | 2 | by Robert Ndlovu
Outlawing metal IDs for BVR registration is electoral fraud
Tobaiwa Mudede's decree that metallic National Identity Cards are not permissible for Biometric Voter Registration because they are not machine readable is not just illegal, but a sheer desperate atte...Published: 31 Aug 2017 at 07:08hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Mudede ruled offside on elections pronouncement
REGISTRAR-General (RG), Tobaiwa Mudede has been accused of illegally usurping the powers of the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (Zec) by issuing statements that have a bearing on biometric voter registr...Published: 31 Aug 2017 at 06:45hrs | | by Staff reporter
'Know first what coalition is about,' says Ms Holland - dumb getting dumber, we do not need it
Zimbabwe's greatest curse is to have some of the most corrupt and incompetent leaders the world has ever seen!"They (opposition parties) should know first what the coalition is about," Ms Seka...Published: 12 Jun 2017 at 19:32hrs | | by Patrick Guramatunhu
'Mugabe doesn't owe the young generation anything'
A Mthwakazi Republic Party member Mtuthuki based in the United Kingdom has said President Robert Mugabe doesn't owe the young generation anything and what ever he did was meant for his generation....Published: 29 May 2017 at 07:27hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Men cheat more, women cheat better
Another Potential Zimbabwean Amazon BestsellerTwo-time Amazon Bestselling author, Kwapi Vengesayi, is a skilled and gifted writer who keeps you enthralled through his captivating musings, moti...Published: 21 Feb 2017 at 10:54hrs | 5 | by Agencies
Bond notes: When mere depositors debate
An interview Donald Trump is alleged to have had with People Magazine in 1998 quoted him as saying: "If I were to run [for US presidency], I'd run as a Republican. They're the dumbest group of voters ...Published: 26 Nov 2016 at 15:49hrs | | by Nathaniel Manheru
Zimdancehall musician fakes death for limelight
In a desperate attention seeking move meant to entice followers, Zimdancehall musician Nashie (real name Tinashe Mararanyika) faked his death last week.The death hoax which was part of efforts...Published: 27 Jan 2016 at 05:34hrs | 1 | by Bongani Ndlovu
Allowing Grace's greed was dumbest thing Mugabe has done - old man must never marry a wild cat
"History has the habit of repeating itself; if Zanu PF uses wanton violence in the next elections the whole world will, as happened in 2008, refused to accept the result as a true reflection of the de...Published: 30 Nov 2015 at 19:12hrs | | by Patrick Guramatunhu
Not Sure if Morgan Tsvangirai Clearly Understands the Sanctions Issue
I read in New Zimbabwe.com today that Morgan Tsvangirai was pleading with the US President last week for economic sanctions against Zimbabwe under ZIDERA to be removed. His basis was that at least...Published: 22 Mar 2015 at 06:53hrs | 1 | by Greg Nyandoro
'Dumbest Criminal' in court
A man who was part of an armed gang that reportedly raided Bakers Inn in Belmont and got away with $1 has appeared in court.Khumbulani Ncube (34) of Njube...Published: 24 Jul 2014 at 06:31hrs | 14 | by Staff Reporter
'World's dumbest criminals' strike at Bakers Inn and get away with $1
In an incident that could be a serious contender for the world's dumbest criminals' award, four armed robbers pounced on an Innscor outlet in Bulawayo and stole $1.The four man that have b...Published: 21 Jul 2014 at 18:26hrs | 2 | by Staff Reporter
Bongani Dlakama crowned Miss Bulawayo 2011
Midlands State University student Bongani Dlakama (23) beat 23 other contestants to emerge Miss Bulawayo 2011 at a beauty pageant held at a local hotel on Friday night.Precious Dube (23) was ...Published: 19 Dec 2011 at 17:51hrs | 1 | by staff reporter
World's 5 Dumbest robbers
The robber who rang ahead It seems logical that preparation is everything when it comes to committing a crime, so you can hardly blame 40-year-old Canad...Published: 14 Sep 2011 at 19:16hrs | | by Matthews Estell
Jona & the young boy
A young boy enters a barber shop and Jona whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." Jona puts $2 note in one hand and a $10 note in the o...Published: 01 May 2011 at 18:55hrs | 1 | by Makhox wase kasi
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