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Hail King Nero: Impotence as strength
Hail King Nero, The First and Last!"There shall be a leader and Change Champion-in-Chief (Advocate Nelson Chamisa) who shall be the Administrator and President tasked by the citizens to champi...Published: 25 Nov 2023 at 07:42hrs | 14 | by @Jamwanda on Saturday
Allen Bhasvi denied Bosso a clear penalty
Dynamos FC 2-0 Highlanders FC(Match abandoned)AGAIN, violence reared its ugly head in local football yesterday.So ugly were the scenes that showed up at the Castle Lager Premiershi...Published: 11 Sep 2023 at 06:35hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Fluttering the Triple C dovecote
Horror times for Triple CKikikiki, Professor Jonathan Moyo and Patrick Zhuwao have caused a perfect storm in Chamisa's already troubled, and inexorably shrinking space. They have written to "c...Published: 19 Nov 2022 at 06:26hrs | | by Staff reporter
Zimbabwe police impunity laid bare
POLICE deputy commissioner Stephen Mutamba was added to the list of individuals reeling under the United States (US) sanctions in a move that bolstered the long-held view that the Zimbabwe Republic Po...Published: 23 Sep 2022 at 19:26hrs | | by Staff reporter
Impotent Dembare fire blanks in drab draw
Dynamos 0 - 0 TriangleDYNAMOS coach Tonderai Ndiraya has appealed for patience from the team's supporters and urged them to trust the players despite a troubled start to the second half of the Cas...Published: 04 Jul 2022 at 07:00hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chamisa's lightning rod
God's emissariesI have nothing against clerics or pastors; in fact my reverence for them is a euphemism for the abject fear I hold of being denied the side and place of comfort in the world yo...Published: 25 Jun 2022 at 08:33hrs | | by Jamwanda
Why do Zim Christians believe in God's protection only against other ordinary citizens but terrified of resisting brutal regime?
It is always inspiring listening to fellow Christians proving their powerful emotion-filled testimonies over their lack of fear of the devil and any who may work with him against them, as well as an a...Published: 30 May 2022 at 15:52hrs | | by Tendai Ruben Mbofana
Stayaway that never was exposes Western puppets
TODAY, Pachedu, a shadowy troll on Twitter, manned by some faceless characters, stands starkly naked, exposed as a Trojan horse of Western nations that have an incurable colonial hangover.In t...Published: 10 May 2022 at 07:39hrs | | by Fungi Kwaramba
By-elections: The morning after
ZANU-PF's Wednesday St Mary's rally was a turning point in several ways. Of course, the most obvious marker were the numbers that attended, something even the blind could see and feel.I cannot...Published: 26 Mar 2022 at 06:14hrs | | by @Jamwanda2
Lawyers challenge CBZ e-passport deal
THE Zimbabwe Lawyers for Human Rights (ZLHR) yesterday challenged a move by the government to award CBZ Holdings a monopoly to collect application fees for the e-passport.The lawyers also chal...Published: 16 Dec 2021 at 23:30hrs | 6 | by Staff reporter
Robin Vela slaps Finance ministry director with US$2 million lawsuit
FORMER NSSA board chairperson Robin Vela is demanding US$2 million from a Finance ministry director, Memory Mukondomi, who this week implicated him in the ongoing Priscah Mupfumira corruption case....Published: 22 Nov 2021 at 05:55hrs | 7 | by Staff reporter
Mwonzora labels Jonathan Moyo as yesterday politician
MDC-T President Douglas Mwonzora has mocked former Zanu-PF chief propagandist Professor Jonathan Moyo saying he was far from being clever as a political strategist.Mwonzora, whose party has a ...Published: 13 Aug 2021 at 19:06hrs | | by Staff reporter
Biti blocked from returning to Parliament
Speaker of the National Assembly Jacob Mudenda has been accused of deliberately blocking the People's Democratic Party's legislators from returning to Parliament.The members who went into Parl...Published: 13 Aug 2021 at 18:02hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Warriors, Mozambique draw in COSAFA clash
WARRIORS coach Zdravko Logarusic felt a draw against Mozambique was a fair result in their goalless in their opening Cosafa Cup match played in Gqeberha on Wednesday afternoon.Six-time Cosafa ...Published: 07 Jul 2021 at 16:30hrs | | by Staff reporter
Zanu-PF is counting on miracle feeding for the constituents whose councils covets
For a while now, Zanu PF has made its illogical intentions to everyone who gives their valuable time to listen to it blow its own trumpet. Illogical intentions premised on basic lack of comprehension ...Published: 17 May 2021 at 10:34hrs | 1 | by Anesu Munyama
'SA lacks will to rescue Zimbabwe' - as we lack common sense to rescue ourselves
Dear Tendai Dumbutshena Thank you very much for yet another informative and thought provoking article, "SA lacks the will to rescue Zimbabwe" in Bulawayo 24."But hope springs eternal. ...Published: 28 Feb 2021 at 07:38hrs | | by Wilbert Mukori
SA lacks the will to rescue Zimbabwe
IN any discussion on the political and economic crisis in Zimbabwe, the need for South Africa's mediation to find resolution is invariably raised. Calls for South African involvement are getting loude...Published: 26 Feb 2021 at 06:52hrs | 1 | by Tendai Dumbutshena
Kenneth Mhlophe-led management is partly to blame
HEARTBROKEN Highlanders supporters say the Kenneth Mhlophe-led management is partly to blame for the soccer giants' poor performance. Alarm bells are ringing at Bosso whose three-game losing streak ha...Published: 31 Aug 2019 at 18:34hrs | | by Staff reporter
'Chiwenga inspires African armies to commit coup'
The successful November 2017 coup that that ended 37 years of President Robert Mugabe's iron rule has inspired African armies to wade into the political arena analysts have said. The bloody co...Published: 26 Jun 2019 at 14:53hrs | | by Mandla Ndlovu
Joyless Mayday
Comrade Mnangagwa's Mayday message to the workers was predictable: everything is going to be better. We know you are being exploited by businessmen's greedy price rises but we demand that employers ra...Published: 05 May 2019 at 14:26hrs | | by zimvigil
Zimbabwe hits Mugabe replay button
The Zimbabwe government has scored a first for the country. But it won't win any applause for this milestone. Our tiresome neighbour has managed for the first time to charge a woman with treason....Published: 10 Mar 2019 at 09:11hrs | 1 | by Peta Thornycroft
Zimbabwe is open for abuse and foreign interference
THE fact that Zimbabwe is open for business does not mean that the country is open for abuse and foreign interference and this should be understood loud and clear by the MDC and its handlers who now s...Published: 12 Dec 2018 at 05:19hrs | 13 | by Pupurai Togarepi
Impotent hubby ties wife to bed, assaults her
A man who has a dysfunctional manhood tied his wife onto their matrimonial bed and pummelled her several times for allegedly having an affair.Clifford Lunga (43) told Lupane resident magistrat...Published: 05 Oct 2018 at 06:27hrs | | by Staff reporter
Madinda wants to win in style
HIGHLANDERS coach Madinda Ndlovu yesterday maintained that winning the championship was not his immediate concern, but to mould a squad that can win games in style.The Bosso coach doesn't beli...Published: 20 Jul 2018 at 07:56hrs | | by Staff reporter
Man beats up wife for failing to say 'thank you' after sex
IMAGINE getting beaten for failing to say "thank you" after sex!Wonder no more, a man from Gokwe would reportedly run berserk and assault his wife whenever she failed to thank him every time t...Published: 18 May 2018 at 07:05hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mnangagwa's Zimbabwe inches forward - but where is it headed?
The five months since the fall of Robert Mugabe have been far from easy for his successor, Emmerson Mnangagwa. Zimbabwe's new government has made all the right noises towards the West and China. The W...Published: 03 May 2018 at 11:59hrs | | by Stephen Chan, SOAS, University of London
'She used central locking on me'
A SENIOR citizen from Mutare's Sakubva high density suburb is at loggerheads with his wife whom he is accusing of rendering him impotent in bed after ''locking'' his privates some five years ago...Published: 23 Mar 2018 at 07:10hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Trump and his sanctions; Madness
The recent decision by Donald Trump to slap sanctions on Mnangagwa confirms beyond doubt that American Foreign policy has lost touch with the aspirations of the majority of the people in the world. Gi...Published: 08 Mar 2018 at 20:04hrs | | by Davison Todson Gomo
Sir Wicknel responds to haters
CONTROVERSIAL businessman Wicknel Chivayo said Zimbabweans who were criticising him for posting paternal results of his son online were ignorant of the world trends.Two weeks ago, Sir Wicknel,...Published: 31 Jan 2018 at 05:34hrs | | by Staff reporter
Witchcraft scare as woman threatens to lock neighbour's manhood
IN a case of suspected witchcraft, a man from Bulawayo had a shocking experience when he found a clay pot, reed, a black and red cloth soaked in blood at his doorstep, B-Metro reporter.But it ...Published: 03 Jan 2018 at 11:26hrs | 12 | by Staff Reporter
Man tells wife she's 'tasteless' in bed
A Harare woman was granted a protection order against her husband who was trying to throw her out of their matrimonial home, accusing her of being "tasteless" in bed.Sibongile Phulo appeared b...Published: 01 Jan 2018 at 13:18hrs | | by Staff Reporter
WATCH: Gukurahundi survivor explains how he was castrated
Gukurahundi survivor explains how he became impotent after the 5th brigade electrocuted his ears & private parts during Gukurahundi....Published: 05 Dec 2017 at 05:32hrs | | by Staff reporter
EU hands Spain blank cheque for stepped-up police repression
The day after images of the savage repression of the Catalan independence referendum by Spanish police shocked people around the world, Spain's Congress announced that it did not have time to invite P...Published: 04 Oct 2017 at 06:55hrs | 1 | by Alex Lantier and Alejandro López
Methembe wishes Bosso all the best
HIGHLANDERS' last championship winning coach and former club midfield maestro Methembe "Mayor" Ndlovu says the Bulawayo giants need all the luck in their remaining games more than anything else....Published: 29 Sep 2017 at 06:51hrs | | by Staff reporter
Hell for fasting hubby. . . As wife grabs privates after denying her sex
HELL hath no fury like a woman starved of sex!A woman from Matsheumhlope suburb in Bulawayo ran berserk and viciously grabbed her husband's testicles and yanked them hard as payback for refrai...Published: 15 Sep 2017 at 06:59hrs | | by Staff reporter
War Veterans minister cornered
WAR Veterans minister Tshinga Dube has reportedly been pushed into an invidious position and could be forced into supporting a faction of the former liberation war fighters fronted by Manicaland Provi...Published: 09 Sep 2017 at 09:36hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Cornered cheat lunges at hubby's manhood in bush sex drama
CAUGHT in action!A woman from Ntabazinduna was reportedly banished from the village after her husband caught her in the act with another villager in a bushy area.The husband, Fetie Mbe...Published: 21 Jul 2017 at 08:41hrs | | by Staff reporter
Prostitution, drugs, violence in Zimbabwe music
A lot has been said about the vices of the local music industry yet, to those that are not directly involved in this entertainment circle, black spots that litter the underworld of musicians remain a ...Published: 01 Jun 2017 at 06:38hrs | | by Godwin Muzari
Jilted ex locks lover, limits organ use to only herself
A MBERENGWA man may not engage in sex for the rest of his life because a sangoma that locked him is nowhere to be found.Steven Maidza (37) of Mabika village discovered that he was impotent...Published: 03 Mar 2017 at 10:50hrs | | by Staff reporter
Impotent man 'tests' manhood on grade 1 pupil
A 50-YEAR-OLD Harare man was yesterday jailed for 18 years after he "tested" his purportedly dysfunctional manhood on a six-year-old girl from his neighbourhood.The rape occurred on Sunday...Published: 08 Feb 2017 at 05:53hrs | | by Staff reporter
'Impotent' rapist jailed 15 years
A 60-YEAR-OLD man from Plumtree who raped his 16-year-old niece has been sentenced to 15 years in jail.The man whose name has been withheld to protect the identity of the minor, was convic...Published: 26 Jan 2017 at 05:28hrs | | by Staff reporter
Rapist claims he was castrated
A JOTSHOLO man, who was facing charges of raping a seven-year-old girl, claimed he was castrated and, therefore, unable to commit the offence.But the magistrate convicted and slapped him w...Published: 17 Nov 2016 at 05:26hrs | | by Staff reporter
Taxpayers and the youth will get a government they deserve in 2018
Are we truly equal to exercise the democratic right to vote and in determining government policy? The answer to that is clearly that we are not. It is judicious in the Zimbabwean context to opine ...Published: 14 Nov 2016 at 11:53hrs | | by Brian Sedze
The folly of rushing to elections without fundamental reforms
"An entrenched political regime can never be transformative in nature but commonly seeks to retain the advantage of power at all costs."History has shown us that a majority can indeed get thin...Published: 04 Nov 2016 at 07:02hrs | | by Vince Musewe
Manheru attacks Nomazulu Thata
One Nomazulu Thata - that angry Zimbabwean beauty whose headgear leaves me breathless - is not too pleased with my snide comments on the sitting arrangement of Joice Mujuru, the leader of Zimbabwe Peo...Published: 22 Oct 2016 at 10:35hrs | | by Nathaniel Manheru
Be careful Madam Mujuru! Some lines are not supposed to be crossed
It's one thing to be a politician, it's something else to try and ride on people's emotions especially when it concerns death. An example is Dr P. Dzamara who has ridden over the disappearance of his ...Published: 13 Sep 2016 at 12:19hrs | | by Sindisiwe Mkandla
Biti condemn securocrats over violence
The People's Democratic Party leader Tendai Biti has condemned the country's securocrats over the state perpetrated violence on citizens who are exercising their rights to petition and picket against ...Published: 21 Jul 2016 at 07:59hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Bulawayo man shoots wife 11 times over WhatsApp messages, turns gun on himself
A BULAWAYO man allegedly shot his wife 11 times before turning the gun on himself after discovering WhatsApp messages and pictures that suggested she was in love with another man. The incident...Published: 17 Jul 2016 at 10:00hrs | 1 | by Staff Reporter
Impotent man sued for maintenance
A man who claimed to be impotent was dragged to court by his ex-wife who demanded $80 for the upkeep of their child.Sera Mhere told the court that Never Kambarami was not contributing anything...Published: 03 Jul 2016 at 07:45hrs | | by Staff Reporter
Tension play comes to Harare
Theatre in The Park and Naughty by Nature from Bulawayo will this week stage Tension a political satire play.It will run as from the 31st of May to the 3rd of June 2016.The play is set...Published: 29 May 2016 at 10:30hrs | 1 | by Agencies
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