Of cheating pastor, banker, warden and married women

LIKE I have always said, Yours Truly is motivated by nothing more than the very need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric as a society.

Blabber cannot just watch the moral decadency that has crept in us.

It will be a travesty of justice for Blabber to just watch. Society has degenerated into a melting pot of morals. The frightening bastardisation of our morals has left Yours Truly chanting dzika, dzika ngirozi…

The pastor

There is a 'Man of God' who has suddenly become a menace to society. He has made it his ministry to enjoy the forbidden fruits of different makes of married women in the hood. Many of us know about the leader and founder of his church. I mean that other diminutive self styled seer, who once made a fortune out of the word, but has of late been struggling to make ends meet.

Far from the clairvoyant, this pastor has been embroiled in sexual shenanigans before. Many will remember that incident in which he was fingered of bedding a married congregant.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that the wolf is on the loose again. He was apprehended pants down this time around, while enjoying the forbidden fruit of a married woman in that high density suburb where their church has its origins.

He was given a thorough hiding. Who knows, Blabber might soon name and shame this bastard.

The banker

What is it that we hear about this female banker? She dishes it like confetti at a wedding! While we thought she was only talented in counting notes and coins, the lass is proving more talented in the horizontal mambo game.

Blabber feels for the bozzo who thinks is the only one seeing this poor harlot.

Since Blabber is human and considerate, for now will neither delve into identity of her employer nor that of her known, but blind partner.

Blabber hopes the reprieve will force her to quickly change her filthy ways.

The warden

Ladies and gentlemen beware of this other warden whose job is to take good care of that uptown building. The sexual pervert is infected with the deadly virus and is on a mission to spread it.

Indeed, he is spreading it.

Blabber will reserve this for the next insertion since the list of his casualties needs a piece of its own.

The married woman

I have written about this before and I will write it again. I am blabbering about this other married woman who has turned into an uncontrollable harlot, dishing out to numerous chaps in the city.

What disturbed Blabber the most is that together with her husband they are a well respected couple in that church famous for celibacy.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that the husband, whose name is similar to that other skilful five time football world player of the year, is now aware of his other half's infidelity. In fact, the wife is whetting her sexual appetite with tenants at the same flat she resides.

I mean that flat opposite that institution which incubates learners.

The wife does not want to hear anything about her husband seeing another woman. She is too temperamental. Rudo ibofu, they say!