Opinion / Columnist
Mavhaire's brains are as diminutive as his stunted body
06 Oct 2013 at 05:38hrs | Views
The diminutive Dzikamai Mavhaire's brains are as diminutive as his stunted body. I met him last week at the Mnandi Restraunt owned by Walter Mzembi at the 22km peg to Chivhu after Featherstone and he was talkative to attract the attention of everyone.
There were fewer people around 9 who were waiting to be saved their takeaways and told the two light skinned ladies in the takeaway to save him first because he was the Minister of Energy and Power Development and was in a rush to attend government business in Masvingo.
The two ladies looked each other in the eyes and one of them said, Our friers are slow because there is no electricity, we are using a generator ririkukurirwa simba nemishini yacho nokuti yakakura. When he later looked back he noticed me and said, Sikara urikuendepi? Haa basa rakawandisa mhani.
I congratulated him for his appointment into the cabinet as our African customs demand and told him that, Haa for sure basa rakawanda mangonzwa vasikana vachingotaura kuti vatambura nenyaya yemagetsi for two months now.
He said, "I will fix it, l will fix it very soon". Chakabva chapiwa machipisi acho ne half chicken ndokubuda pretending to be busy.
We remained behind with the other 8 tichimutaka kwete zvekutamba zviya and everyone including the two waitress were in agreement that our country is cursed will such overzealous people who want to attract the attention of beautiful women through parading their titles on portfolios which they are failures.
There were fewer people around 9 who were waiting to be saved their takeaways and told the two light skinned ladies in the takeaway to save him first because he was the Minister of Energy and Power Development and was in a rush to attend government business in Masvingo.
The two ladies looked each other in the eyes and one of them said, Our friers are slow because there is no electricity, we are using a generator ririkukurirwa simba nemishini yacho nokuti yakakura. When he later looked back he noticed me and said, Sikara urikuendepi? Haa basa rakawandisa mhani.
He said, "I will fix it, l will fix it very soon". Chakabva chapiwa machipisi acho ne half chicken ndokubuda pretending to be busy.
We remained behind with the other 8 tichimutaka kwete zvekutamba zviya and everyone including the two waitress were in agreement that our country is cursed will such overzealous people who want to attract the attention of beautiful women through parading their titles on portfolios which they are failures.
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