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Tsvangirai Youths to host Mugabe's 'Last Supper' birthday bash in South Africa

16 Jan 2015 at 06:38hrs | Views
In an event never been anticipated, foreseen or witnessed in the near or distant past, an event with no comparison or equivalent - it is this benevolence or kindness that shall stand unrivalled for long. Finally The MDC T Youth Assembly has prepared the LAST SUPPER for Zimbabwe's arch-nemesis.
The MDC T youth assembly in South Africa has planned a massive bash christened LAST SUPPER to which several thousands of Zimbabweans and all Africans shall be invited and only one person, the benefactor of the event ROBERT GABRIEL MUGABE shall not be welcome either in person or by proxy.
The venue shall be at the Zimbabwe Embassy in Pretoria on the 21st of February 2015. The Youth Assembly will present at the LAST SUPPER among other gifts, Mugabe's coffin for truly this seems his last birthday in office and the higher probability being his last in the world of mortality.

Responding to the conceited efforts by the regime to raise funds for a rival bash which was planned by the despot in Victoria Falls, Provincial Organizer Tinashe Chifamba cleared the air, " The 21st February Movement of Robert Mugabe had no plans for Mugabe's birthday  in 2015 because they did not believe that he would live this far. As the MDC T youth assembly in South Africa we found it befitting to give Mugabe his LAST SUPPER. We are inviting all Zimbabweans in the Southern African region to come in their masses to celebrate the beginning of a new era. I can safely see a glimmer of hope as we enter a new narrative in our political discourse - for Mugabe is truly going. The only gift we can give to Mugabe is a coffin for him to rest in pieces - no doubt he we will get a higher office as we all believe that he shall be promoted to hell soon."

The excitement of the LAST SUPPER as it is being generally called by the organizers has gathered serious momentum. Adding his voice was the MDC T South Africa Youth Assembly Chairman, Shelton Chiyangwa - "I am thrilled and feel honored to be hosting the LAST SUPPER of one of Africa's last dictator standing. Most of the youths have never celebrated their birthdays but his great enemy of our people has decided to plan a rival bash to counter ours which we have been planning over a long time. We are simply sending a clear message to both Zanu PF and Mugabe's hang-ons that we are tired of this suffering perpetrated by the Gushungo dynasty which at this juncture is being spearheaded by Grace."

Plans are afoot to host the best ever event that shall leave a lasting legacy in the whole region. Several human rights organizations, churches and other social democrats have confirmed attendance. Thousands of Zimbabweans have confirmed interest in parking in this noble initiative which is being described by many as the best send off for a man who has destroyed the social, physical, political, economic and legal infrastructure of Africa's beacon and one of the most promising young nations at independence in 1980.

Several Zimbabweans and African alike in South Africa have expressed gratitude to the MDC T youth assembly for this LAST SUPPER gesture. The plight of Zimbabweans both in the country and in the Diaspora is a pathetic and miserable tale whose architect is one nonagenarian with an insatiable penchant for power.

The event slated for the 21st of February 2015, with a bumper turnout anticipated shall start at Church Square in Pretoria with a procession to the Zimbabwe Embassy to deliver a memorandum to the Zimbabwean Ambassador. A coffin, shrouds and morgue flowers, not leaving out other grave instruments will be present for forward pass – on to Zimbabwe's Pharaoh. All Zimbabweans are invited to be part of this great occasion of the LAST SUPPER when the people shall peep into the future and have a glimpse of a New Zimbabwe with the dictator gone.

The organizers have lined up an appetizing menu of entertainment with several musicians lined up for the mega event. Notable Zimbabwean liberation musicians among them exiled Dread Rekless of the "Saddam Waenda Sare Bob "fame, Patson Murimoga, Capetown based Chihota and many other democratic change agenda voices will perform. Entertainment and refreshments will be provided and Zimbabweans shall embark on a pathway to liberating themselves. Notable political figures will deliver speeches highlighting the decay in governance under the watch of Mugabe and his partners in crime. All roads leads to Pretoria on the 21st of February for the dictator's LAST SUPPER BIRTHDAY BASH courtesy of the MDC T Youth Assembly in South Africa.

Dr. Wangu Mazodze is MDC T South Africa Spokesperson writing as an excited Zimbabwe awaiting the event of the LAST SUPPER!!!

Source - Dr. Wangu Mazodze
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