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If Gamatox faction can join hands with Renewal faction - satire

19 Mar 2015 at 09:41hrs | Views
The Gamatox faction of Zanu-PF can join hands with the Renewal Faction of the MDC-T. They can call their party Zanu Renewal, People First (Zanu-RPF).

The Gamatox can assist MDC in getting the Rural Mashonaland/Manicaland/Masvingo vote that has always been elusive. In turn the Renewals can count on their Urban and young voters. The lineup for future elections can be like this:

President: Dr Joyce Mujuru- Chief hater of Dr Amai. It is not expected that she leads half undressed like Tabitha Khumalo ‪#‎NigerianSangomas‬

Deputy President- Tendai Biti

Vice Deputy President: Siphepha Nkomo- Ndebeles always do well as deputies. This position will suit Siphepha well!

Co-Chairmen: Didymus Mutasa & Gorden Moyo (This pair will Rock Them)

Secretary For Compliance: Jabulani Sibanda- Armed with a mere baton stick , this guy will bring thousands of votes for Zanu RPF

Secreatary For Retirement & Pensions: Rugare Gumbo

Publicity Secretary: Elton Mangoma - His love for writing letters got him into this situation. Im sure he will love to write properl letters in this capacity.

Secreatary For Youths: Pokello Nare - Her good looks, adult tape and Big Brother exploits might get uninterested bornfrees to embrace this party.

Source - Mhlaba Nkomo
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