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Zimbabweans don't need to be paid by the US to reject oppression, Mr. Mnangagwa!
It never ceases to amaze!Can there be anything more demeaning than an entire nation being regarded as dimwits by its own leaders?What can be more insulting than your own government acc...Published: 31 Jul 2024 at 17:17hrs | 883 | by Tendai Ruben Mbofana
The imbecility of Macron - 'Africa can't manage the world!'
Imbecility of MacronFollowing a wave of anti-French feelings across Francophone Africa, a former Economic Minister for France, one Thierry Breton, took to twitter and posted the following: "It...Published: 18 May 2024 at 10:43hrs | 200 | by @Jamwanda2 on Saturday
'War vets are not Zanu-PF bootlickers'
The Zimbabwe National Liberation War Veterans Association (ZNLWVA), long perceived as a pawn of Zanu-PF, asserts that it is not a bootlicker of the ruling party and operates independently.Acco...Published: 07 Feb 2024 at 20:36hrs | | by Staff reporter
Chamisa tells restive CCC supporters to take it easy
CITIZENS Coalition for Change (CCC) President Nelson Chamisa has advised his supporters, agitating for "action" to take it easy.Opposition supporters have been clamouring for Chamisa to 'give ...Published: 14 Oct 2023 at 07:35hrs | 1 | by Staff reporter
Which Western countries brainwashed Mbuya Nehanda into rebelling against oppression?
I never understand Zimbabwe's political elite! Whenever I listen to President Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa, I am left dumbfounded as to why he fails to see that today's freedom fighters - some ...Published: 04 Oct 2022 at 17:40hrs | | by Tendai Ruben Mbofana
Desperation and despair turn Mnangagwa and comrades into a pathetic sorrowful sight!
In my book, there is nothing that robs a man of all his dignity and confidence as desperation and despair. There is no sadder and more dismal sight than a man who is fully aware of the hopeles...Published: 25 Aug 2022 at 20:02hrs | 1 | by Tendai Ruben Mbofana
Simple recipe for Zanu-PF or MDC victory
A good number of those outstanding Zimbabweans who have chosen to serve their country as doctors, accountants, teachers, clergymen, lawyers, journalists, businessmen, politicians, documentary film-mak...Published: 19 Sep 2021 at 08:54hrs | | by Geoffrey Nyarota
We need to repair our sick politics
AS strange as it might sound or seem, you can be sure there is an imbecile somewhere in our beloved teapot-shaped country that is very unhappy the weatherman is forecasting we might have a very good r...Published: 05 Sep 2021 at 06:49hrs | 8 | by Bishop Lazi
Zimbabwean vampire elites stash millions of dollars in foreign countries
I thought I had seen it all in Zimbabwe until 24 July 2021 when I saw this, "ZIMBABWE's Foreign Affairs ministry claims it has begun a process of documenting the number of fellow citizens residing in ...Published: 25 Jul 2021 at 14:30hrs | | by Sam Wezhira
The desecretion of the memory of gukurahundi victims
Greeting to all! Just when the memory of victims of the Gukurahundi, was brought to the attention of all the people of Mthwakazi, by Ibhetshu Likazulu, through the erection of tombstones, it w...Published: 29 May 2021 at 17:27hrs | | by Dr Churchill Mpiyesizwe Guduza
The Paradox of the Political Sounds of Freedom in Zimbabwe - Choosing between the Fist and the Open hand (Part 2)
I promised to expand my discussion on the polarised political landscape and the authenticity of political persuasions across the ideological divide. At the core of this discussion are the claims and c...Published: 15 Dec 2020 at 17:34hrs | 1 | by Dr Masimba Mavaza
No explanation can justify misspelling Magwegwe
Magwegwe is seemingly one of the oldest townships in Bulawayo with a population of approximately ten thousand residents. It (Magwegwe) has birthed a lot of other newer townships within its peripherals...Published: 20 Nov 2020 at 08:40hrs | | by Matthew Dube Esquire
Shona teacher terrorises pupils at Nejambezi Secondary school
A Shona speaking teacher by the name Huggins Makiwa based at Nejambezi Secondary school situated 28 km from Victoria Falls town is reportedly terrorising pupils that he teaches, by constantly remindin...Published: 25 Jun 2019 at 12:52hrs | | by MRP
Wadyajena and his new car raises eyebrows
The social media is awash with the car Honourable Wadyajena bought. Pictures of his constituency and schools in his constituency were splashed all over internet. There is a lot of misconception on wha...Published: 12 Jun 2019 at 19:47hrs | | by Dr Masimba Mavaza
Zanu-PF has our Money!
We were pleased to host President John Magufuli of Tanzania these past two days and he was kind enough to Cde Crocodile to speak the Zanu-PF party line and call for an end to sanctions on Zimbabwe, sa...Published: 31 May 2019 at 09:01hrs | | by GoodNess Nwachukwu
We continue to be anglicised bastards
There is a hauntingly true African proverb that claims that unless the lion learns how to write, every story will always glorify the hunter.here is a hauntingly true African proverb that claim...Published: 26 May 2019 at 13:36hrs | | by Bishpop Lazarus
Decriminalising AIDS spreaders Is brutal and an assault to humanity
In 1996 the then Zimbabwe's Minister of Justice Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa oversaw the proposed legislation which makes it a criminal offence for a person who knows that he or she is infected with HI...Published: 26 Mar 2019 at 14:40hrs | | by Dr Masimba Mavaza
Behold, Chamisa's circus comes to town
The pen, when wielded by the most potent hand, can indeed become mightier than the sword.As Bishop Lazi told you last week, there are a few men and women who belong to a pantheon of gods who c...Published: 03 Mar 2019 at 01:31hrs | | by Bishop Lazarus
Zimbos obsessed with meaningless things
A picture with mindblowing claims that MDC-T spokesperson Linda Masarira was soliciting money for an abortion has been doing the rounds. What is mindboggling has been the troops that have invaded the ...Published: 21 Dec 2018 at 08:50hrs | 3 | by Maynard Manyowa
The stupidity of the Majority - Zimbabwe Post Election 2018
Zimbabwe is fast becoming a nation of idiots who consistently vote for a party that has tormented them throughout the years since independence in 1980. There are various groups of these shallow-minded...Published: 29 Sep 2018 at 15:42hrs | | by Sibusisiwe Tshuma
Bulawayo Women! Boycott Highlanders-Bosso Games!
This misogynist: woman-hater Mandla "Lulu" Mpofu must be taught a lesson by the very women he hates apparently with passion. Mandla thinks a car is better than his wife. He manhandles his wife for jus...Published: 29 May 2018 at 16:44hrs | | by Nomazulu Thata
The political middle finger we love - good read
You will know that they have given you a middle finger when they conduct their rallies in the center of your poorest business district. The distance to the venue will tire even your strongest donkey. ...Published: 24 Apr 2018 at 15:00hrs | | by Bhekumusa Moyo
'I am not an imbecile,' says Charamba
Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP) spokesperson Senior Assistant Commissioner Charity Charamba yesterday said she was not an imbecile as was allegedly suggested by Assistant Inspector James Mabasa, who is...Published: 19 Oct 2017 at 06:46hrs | | by Staff reporter
Zanu-PF now an old snake eating itself
Dear Zimbabwe, My fellow countrymen i salute you in the name of peace despite the simmering October heat and the harsh economic condition being made worse by the greedy politicians who are aft...Published: 16 Oct 2017 at 11:20hrs | | by Patriot Matigari Muchaneta
Eddie Cross claims about language most spoken in Bulawayo painful - MRP
MDC-T legislator Eddie Cross's claim that according to the last census of 2012, Shona has become by far the language of the majority in Bulawayo at 70% has irked the Mthwakazi Republic Party activists...Published: 06 Oct 2017 at 07:22hrs | 1 | by Stephen Jakes
Tribalism is not humour, but hate
IN recent days social media has gone into overdrive with memes which poke fun at people from Masvingo or Karangas in general. The underlying messages behind almost all of them is that this group of Zi...Published: 15 Aug 2017 at 06:24hrs | | by Nick Mangwana
Sexually explicit Nust exam sparks public outcry
A recent National University of Science and Technology Journalism Studies examination paper has resulted in a public outcry over language deemed to be too "explicit and sexually suggestive".An...Published: 19 May 2017 at 06:38hrs | | by Staff reporter
Mthwakazi party blasts Ezra Sibanda over Highlanders, Dynamos game remarks
Mthwakazi Republic Party spokesperson Mbonisi Gumbo has blasted the former Radio Zimbabwe presenter Ezra 'Tshisa' Sibanda following his remarks that the Highlanders and Dynamos game on Sunday was stop...Published: 16 May 2017 at 11:57hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Man in trouble for calling neighbour telling him his wife is all men’s girlfriend
A Bulawayo man is in trouble after he called his neighbor and told him that his wife was the girlfriend of every men such that he had slept with her several times.The man Brighton Mpofu (32) p...Published: 02 Apr 2017 at 08:18hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
National Schizophrenic anger is the Cost of doing nothing for too long.
Anger and absolute desperation breaks all conventions. In Zimbabwe, ordinary people have resorted to extreme insults directed to the imbecile Presidium. Today on Facebook, a normally very respecting h...Published: 13 Jan 2017 at 17:09hrs | | by Venus Mlalazi
Zanu PF bribes people with 2kg maize seeds
Mthwakazi Republic Party has accused the ruling Zanu PF of bribing citizens in Bulawayo with 2kgs of maize seeds as the country is gearing for the 2018 elections.MRP spokesperson Mbonisi Gumbo...Published: 30 Dec 2016 at 08:24hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
MLF must never soil Dr J Nkomo
The so called state of the Nation address by the learned Dr Churchill Guduza does not only undermine Mthwakazi people, but Dr Joshua Nkomo. Calling Dr Nkomo a clown is treasonous. It actually exposes ...Published: 04 Dec 2016 at 08:53hrs | | by SK Mtshali
The NERA leaders' charge sheet
Last Friday, we got to know that this National Election Reform Agenda (NERA) is all about looting, violence, robbery and arson. What else can we expect from the likes of Joice Mujuru, Morgan Tsvangira...Published: 28 Aug 2016 at 10:19hrs | | by The Sharp Shooter Vukani Madoda
The enemy is still Mugabe...
I have just read the most bizarre opinion piece titled 'Endgame - The right side is Mugabe's side Mthwakazi!' in ...Published: 10 Aug 2016 at 15:30hrs | | by Velempini Ndlovu
Mugabe insult laws fail to bite
If the number of people who have been charged under Section 33 of the Criminal Law is anything to go by then President Robert Mugabe takes offence in anything.Many have been brought to court f...Published: 07 Aug 2016 at 19:42hrs | | by Staff reporter
Is African the waste bin of dysfunctional leaders?
Each day that I watch international news, I become more and more disenchanted to be an African, as where else in the civilised world would one encounter a leader who brutalises his or her own people j...Published: 12 Jul 2016 at 07:25hrs | | by Tendai Ruben Mbofana
Stop following misleading Jonathan Moyo
A political analyst Vince Musewe has urged Twitter user to stop following Higher and Tertiary Education Science and Technology on Twitter accusing him of misleading them by saying change is a tool of ...Published: 11 Jul 2016 at 05:41hrs | | by Stephen Jake
WATCH: ZRP brutality, protest aftermath
ZRP brutality, protest aftermath One of the ZRP officers filmed this evil practice by some imbeciles masquerading as Police. Police are claiming that the woman took an axe to the 'Zimbabwe shutdown' p...Published: 09 Jul 2016 at 16:50hrs | | by facebook
Joshua Mqabuko Nyongolo: marking his death on the 1st of July
If I was at home I would be drinking utshwala bamabele, but I am here in Germany where our party Zapu sent us to acquire that education which was to fight economic independence, you said. However, I a...Published: 02 Jul 2016 at 15:33hrs | | by Nomazulu Thata
Zanu PF thrives on shedding blood-ZimFirst
ZimFirst leader Maxwell Shumba has claimed that Zanu PF has thrived through shedding blood of the people since independence in 1980.He said it is well known that Zanu PF is a monster which tak...Published: 09 May 2016 at 06:41hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Mugabe failed policies have resulted in massive unemployment- ZimFirst leader
ZimFirst leader Maxwell Shumba has said President Robert Mugabe's failed policies have led to massive unemployment prompting the people to venture into vending as a source of livelihood.He sai...Published: 13 Apr 2016 at 06:31hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Screaming headlines won't win polls
Recent trends in some sections of the media have served to confirm the lack of depth and quality in the country's opposition parties. It can be argued that this misfortune has even led to the ruling p...Published: 01 Apr 2016 at 10:19hrs | | by Nicole Hondo
What manner of man is T.B. Joshua?
This man is simply an enigma wrapped in mystery. Temitope Balogun Francis Joshua means different things to different people. Some see him as an angel of light and to others; he is a servant of Lucifer...Published: 01 Mar 2016 at 09:28hrs | | by Ikechukwu Orji
Man in trouble for squeezing co-worker’s private parts
THE Livingstone magistrate’s court has found a 34-year-old Zambia Wildlife Authority (ZAWA) human resource officer for the Livingstone branch with a case to answer for squeezing his workmate’s pri...Published: 27 Dec 2015 at 12:45hrs | | by Stephen Jakes
Where to Highlanders Football Club? - Ezra 'Tshisa' Sibanda
Highlanders FC an institution and religion now turned to agnosticism! The club which brought so much hope & smiles to millions of its supporters in and outside Zimbabwe boarders has now turned...Published: 14 Jul 2015 at 13:47hrs | 2 | by Ezra Tshisa Sibanda
Racism at Zimbabwe Passport Office
EDITOR,I am writing this letter to report the appalling treatment I received from two of the ladies sitting at the front desk at the Citizenship Office at the Harare passport office recently....Published: 25 Apr 2015 at 10:30hrs | | by Lorraine Randall
Mugabe's promotion of deadwood Shuvai Mahofa condemned
Even before the ink had dried on the new national constitution, Zanu-PF and its leader, in typical fashion, had already started violating what the nation regarded to be at least an improvement from th...Published: 24 Feb 2015 at 06:48hrs | | by Moses Chamboko
'Let's not waste time on imbeciles'
A CONSTITUTIONAL democracy like Zimbabwe should not waste time using the law to discipline imbeciles in politics and the media as society always moves on leaving them behind, Government, legal and pol...Published: 02 Feb 2015 at 12:59hrs | | by Farirai Machivenyika
Nothing wrong in calling Mugabe a goblin
Zimbabwe's Chief Justice Godfrey Chidyausiku last week made one of the most unexpected yet clearly logical statement - telling the National Prosecuting Authority in no uncertan terms that there is ab...Published: 01 Feb 2015 at 12:17hrs | | by Tangai Chipangura
Mwonzora engages Chamisa as his lawyer
In a funny twist of fate, opposition MDC-T former organising secretary Nelson Chamisa has turned up at the ConCourt as his erstwhile political foe, Douglas Mwonzora's lawyer. Mwonzora stands ...Published: 29 Jan 2015 at 06:18hrs | | by Staff reporter
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