Opinion / Columnist
The NERA leaders' charge sheet
28 Aug 2016 at 10:19hrs | Views
Last Friday, we got to know that this National Election Reform Agenda (NERA) is all about looting, violence, robbery and arson. What else can we expect from the likes of Joice Mujuru, Morgan Tsvangirai, Welshmen Ncube, Cosmas Muponda, Gilbert Dzikiti, Denford Musiyarira, Marcellina Chikasha, Barbara Nyagomo, Maxwell Shumba, Farai Mbira, Joseph Busha, and Jacob Ngarivhume; who try to pass off their robbery tactics as political coalition and activism?
Joice Mujuru: Burning herself out of power
The ZimPF leader still seems to be haunted by the fire that consumed her husband.
The fire that she is causing to burn vehicles and public transport termini in downtown Harare is reminiscent of her anger as a failed politician.
All well-meaning citizens should be wary of the evil intentions of this woman who wants to burn herself into power.
She is not going to be scared by mere teargas, she requires something stronger – maybe incarceration for her own sake. She is on a warpath and will stop at nothing.
Cosmas Muponda: The lost sign-writer
Freedom Front president Cosmas Muponda is not a politician by his own admission. I wonder what he is doing dinning with the devil instead of concentrating on sign-writing, which he obtained a diploma for.
He should quickly apply to the city council for a community service tender to replace road signage ripped down by hoodlums who are part of the Nera insurgency.
Perhaps that way he may escape becoming a guest in one of our fine prisons in the near future.
Morgan Tsvangirai: The restless cancer patient
We really feel sorry for the cancer patient, should he not be going for chemotherapy instead of leading ruffians to violent demonstrations?
What will happen to him and the other patients when the mobsters decide to destroy health facilities?
While he previously called on his misfits to violently remove President Mugabe from power, it seems like the violence is going to consume him before it can make any impact on the constitutionally elected Government.
These Nera demonstrations are a clear case of this ailing man leading a pack of wolves for his own demise.
Arresting him would be cruelty to the already despaired.
Tsvangirai will realise sooner rather than later that he is constructing his own demise by participating in these violent demonstrations.
Denford Musiyarira: The tired horse
The leader of the defunct Zanu Ndonga needs to follow the footsteps of Wilson Khumbula, the previous leader of Ndonga, who joined Zanu PF.
It is unfortunate that Musiyarira has been swayed by Nera such that even the parliamentary seat that has been traditionally won by Ndonga in Chipinge is now a pipe-dream.
After criticising Khumbula for joining Zanu PF, Musiyarira has shown his double standards by joining Tsvangirai and Mujuru in perpetrating violent demonstrations.
This will further alienate the electorate from his already waning party. His few supporters should arrest him for betrayal.
Marcellina Chikasha: An unaccountable accountant
The ADP accountant has embarrassed the profession by teaming up with the unintelligent Nera leaders.
As an accountant, Chikasha should know that numbers do not lie, even when it comes to political supporters.
As a technocrat, she is fully aware of the cause and effect of looting and arson to the country's economy and therefore her moral blameworthiness in participating in the NERA violent demonstrations is very high.
As an accountant, she must be accountable for her actions and do the time.
Barbara Nyagomo: Confused victim of intellectual robbery
I do not know if that will be too presumptuous for me to say that Barbara Nyagomo may be an unwilling partner in the Nera coalition since she has previously made sensational claims that the People First Slogan being used by Mujuru's ZimPF belongs to her party, the PDZ.
She still has some beef with Mujuru for using the motto People First.
She is Mujuru's victim of intellectual robbery and is still in shock. Yet she finds herself together with ZimPF under the umbrella of Nera, adding to her own confusion and that of her few supporters.
She feels cheated.
However, I wonder how she found herself on this wrong side of the fence.
Nevertheless, it would be prudent for her to share the same cell with Joice so that they can iron out their differences.
Gilbert Dzikiti – Bitter young man
The former student's representative council president of the Harare Polytechnic formed his own party – Dare – because he had a bone to chew with Tsvangirai, whom he accused of not paving way for new leaders.
He has previously rubbished Morgan's "big tent" approach but on Friday he was part and parcel of the nuisance caused by Nera.
He is just a confused fellow who should bear the brunt of his political greed in cells.
Maxwell Shumba: lndicating right, turning left
If you remember Arthur Mutambara then you will know what Maxwell Shumba is all about.
Shumba is a former MDC-T USA chairman and had a stint as chief political strategist for Tsvangirai.
Today, his hands are joined in violent demonstrations with the very people he once despised.
He had thrown his manifesto of forming the next Government through an electoral process out of the window and has ganged up with the other imbeciles in Nera to violently demonstrate against a constitutionally elected Government.
He should be jailed for knowing what is right but doing what is wrong.
Welshman Ncube: Scheming hypocrite
This MDC chap should receive the medal for being one of the greatest hypocrites of all time.
Surely, Welshman and Morgan on the same table, it is unthinkable.
No one ever imagined that the love for power would corrupt Welshman such that he would dine with his arch enemy to violently protest against the Government.
Something is just not right here and Tsvangirai must watch out.
In fact, Welshman should be kept out of jail in order to keep Morgan in check.
Farai Mbira: Riding on a dead horse
Zunde's Farai Mbira has demonstrated that he has his own agenda by joining Nera.
That explains why he has been abusing his position in Zunde to unilaterally make executive decisions without consulting the rest of the Zunde team.
Zimbabwe has seen too much of that style of leadership amongst the opposition parties and the Government can only trust Mbira if he is behind bars.
Joseph Busha: Violent modul on a rampage
It is not easy to deduce where Joseph Busha of the FreeZim Congress Party (FCP) derived his violent inclinations from.
Busha should see the inside of a prison cell for being part of Nera.
He should realise that he should have lived his life as a mogul in South Africa than try to take power violently.
Jacob Ngarivhume: Abusing the word of God
In a disturbing case of apostasy, Jacob Ngarivhume, a Christian and member of Prayer Network Zimbabwe who is also president of a political party called Transform Zimbabwe, sat with the devils at the Nera dinner table.
Their aim was to cause alarm and despondency in our peaceful country and for that reason, he must join other dubious cleric in the comfort of our prisons.
Dubulaizitha!
Joice Mujuru: Burning herself out of power
The ZimPF leader still seems to be haunted by the fire that consumed her husband.
The fire that she is causing to burn vehicles and public transport termini in downtown Harare is reminiscent of her anger as a failed politician.
All well-meaning citizens should be wary of the evil intentions of this woman who wants to burn herself into power.
She is not going to be scared by mere teargas, she requires something stronger – maybe incarceration for her own sake. She is on a warpath and will stop at nothing.
Cosmas Muponda: The lost sign-writer
Freedom Front president Cosmas Muponda is not a politician by his own admission. I wonder what he is doing dinning with the devil instead of concentrating on sign-writing, which he obtained a diploma for.
He should quickly apply to the city council for a community service tender to replace road signage ripped down by hoodlums who are part of the Nera insurgency.
Perhaps that way he may escape becoming a guest in one of our fine prisons in the near future.
Morgan Tsvangirai: The restless cancer patient
We really feel sorry for the cancer patient, should he not be going for chemotherapy instead of leading ruffians to violent demonstrations?
What will happen to him and the other patients when the mobsters decide to destroy health facilities?
While he previously called on his misfits to violently remove President Mugabe from power, it seems like the violence is going to consume him before it can make any impact on the constitutionally elected Government.
These Nera demonstrations are a clear case of this ailing man leading a pack of wolves for his own demise.
Arresting him would be cruelty to the already despaired.
Tsvangirai will realise sooner rather than later that he is constructing his own demise by participating in these violent demonstrations.
Denford Musiyarira: The tired horse
The leader of the defunct Zanu Ndonga needs to follow the footsteps of Wilson Khumbula, the previous leader of Ndonga, who joined Zanu PF.
It is unfortunate that Musiyarira has been swayed by Nera such that even the parliamentary seat that has been traditionally won by Ndonga in Chipinge is now a pipe-dream.
After criticising Khumbula for joining Zanu PF, Musiyarira has shown his double standards by joining Tsvangirai and Mujuru in perpetrating violent demonstrations.
This will further alienate the electorate from his already waning party. His few supporters should arrest him for betrayal.
Marcellina Chikasha: An unaccountable accountant
The ADP accountant has embarrassed the profession by teaming up with the unintelligent Nera leaders.
As an accountant, Chikasha should know that numbers do not lie, even when it comes to political supporters.
As a technocrat, she is fully aware of the cause and effect of looting and arson to the country's economy and therefore her moral blameworthiness in participating in the NERA violent demonstrations is very high.
As an accountant, she must be accountable for her actions and do the time.
Barbara Nyagomo: Confused victim of intellectual robbery
I do not know if that will be too presumptuous for me to say that Barbara Nyagomo may be an unwilling partner in the Nera coalition since she has previously made sensational claims that the People First Slogan being used by Mujuru's ZimPF belongs to her party, the PDZ.
She still has some beef with Mujuru for using the motto People First.
She is Mujuru's victim of intellectual robbery and is still in shock. Yet she finds herself together with ZimPF under the umbrella of Nera, adding to her own confusion and that of her few supporters.
However, I wonder how she found herself on this wrong side of the fence.
Nevertheless, it would be prudent for her to share the same cell with Joice so that they can iron out their differences.
Gilbert Dzikiti – Bitter young man
The former student's representative council president of the Harare Polytechnic formed his own party – Dare – because he had a bone to chew with Tsvangirai, whom he accused of not paving way for new leaders.
He has previously rubbished Morgan's "big tent" approach but on Friday he was part and parcel of the nuisance caused by Nera.
He is just a confused fellow who should bear the brunt of his political greed in cells.
Maxwell Shumba: lndicating right, turning left
If you remember Arthur Mutambara then you will know what Maxwell Shumba is all about.
Shumba is a former MDC-T USA chairman and had a stint as chief political strategist for Tsvangirai.
Today, his hands are joined in violent demonstrations with the very people he once despised.
He had thrown his manifesto of forming the next Government through an electoral process out of the window and has ganged up with the other imbeciles in Nera to violently demonstrate against a constitutionally elected Government.
He should be jailed for knowing what is right but doing what is wrong.
Welshman Ncube: Scheming hypocrite
This MDC chap should receive the medal for being one of the greatest hypocrites of all time.
Surely, Welshman and Morgan on the same table, it is unthinkable.
No one ever imagined that the love for power would corrupt Welshman such that he would dine with his arch enemy to violently protest against the Government.
Something is just not right here and Tsvangirai must watch out.
In fact, Welshman should be kept out of jail in order to keep Morgan in check.
Farai Mbira: Riding on a dead horse
Zunde's Farai Mbira has demonstrated that he has his own agenda by joining Nera.
That explains why he has been abusing his position in Zunde to unilaterally make executive decisions without consulting the rest of the Zunde team.
Zimbabwe has seen too much of that style of leadership amongst the opposition parties and the Government can only trust Mbira if he is behind bars.
Joseph Busha: Violent modul on a rampage
It is not easy to deduce where Joseph Busha of the FreeZim Congress Party (FCP) derived his violent inclinations from.
Busha should see the inside of a prison cell for being part of Nera.
He should realise that he should have lived his life as a mogul in South Africa than try to take power violently.
Jacob Ngarivhume: Abusing the word of God
In a disturbing case of apostasy, Jacob Ngarivhume, a Christian and member of Prayer Network Zimbabwe who is also president of a political party called Transform Zimbabwe, sat with the devils at the Nera dinner table.
Their aim was to cause alarm and despondency in our peaceful country and for that reason, he must join other dubious cleric in the comfort of our prisons.
Dubulaizitha!
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