Tsvangirai Joyous Celebration as Mwonzora gives Biti free Law Lessons

Game over - No extra time. Mwonzora the MDC T chief legal striker has given 21 Free Law lessons to Nil against the pompous and now disgraced Tendai Chibadura Biti. Even the usually biased referee, Jacob Mudenda could not manipulate the legal acrobatics as the y netted unhindered.

21 - 0 FINAL SCORE

Tendai "Chibadura" Biti and his gang are now finally in political wilderness. The demon that manifested itself at Mandel on the 26th of April 2014 has now finished her mission.

A man who sarcastically declared himself the de facto leader of Zimbabwe's most popular party is now politically naked and for the first time in over a decade is not welcome in the August House any more.

The conceited efforts and the unrivalled legal prowess shown by the Secretary General of Zimbabwe's most popular political outfit has signed off the glamorous political careers of the Gang of 21 as the parliamentary tress papers were unceremoniously dismissed from the August House and their appendages.

Across Zimbabwe, scores of people who had joined the doomed and sinking political outfit shortsightedly called MDC Renewal are trooping back to the big tent.

The MDC T organizing department is overwhelmed with multitudes of requests and pleas for readmission. Virtually every member of the party is now an organizer as many are making an enquiry about being readmitted.

Lindiwe Maphosa, the MDC T Youth Assembly Chairperson in Matabeleland South Province appeared excited when asked of the political complexion in the country, "I feel pity for the many who had been hoodwinked into being and joining the failed project. It is really pathetic and as a people's party, we shall find modalities to accommodate those who are indicating interest to come back. As I speak, I have received countless enquiries from people who are seeking readmission."

There is total chaos in the MDC Renewal camp as the vanquished captain has since abandoned camp in the middle of the voyage. In the Midlands region, Provincial Youth Chairperson introduced to our news crew as Mchaina seemed elated by the whole development. "Fate has finally caught up with the rebels, I can't stop smiling more and more. Our erstwhile former comrades have finally tested their poisonous treat. The repentance of so many back to the Big Tent is a clear sign that the democratic locomotive is on track."

A snap survey has shown that many of those who have since deserted to the crumbling Biti-Mangoma straw and mortar house are now on a no man's land. As things stand, it only takes the benevolence of Dr. Tsvangirai to save Zimbabwe. Vimbai Mavherudze a leading opposition politician based in South Africa has described Biti as a man who is totally finished in his short lived political Endeavour which is not worth to be called a career.

An elated Douglas Mwonzora seems not much moved by this historical feat. Neither did he say much except to indicate his commitment to serving the people of Zimbabwe and the MDC T family that have mandated him at the just ended Congress.
For the record, it is Douglas Mwonzora who wrote the constitution so its interpretation and context is more with him than with Biti, Mudenda or any other legal practitioner in Zimbabwe.  

As the people move forward, it is now reality that Biti and company were smartly dribbled and the people's hope continues to reside in Dr. Morgan Tsvangirai.

Wangu – Mine……………………………Finally I have Got Mine – Ours!!!!!