Opinion / Columnist
Zanu's Grip to Power Finally Destroyed by Sex Deprivation
20 Nov 2014 at 12:47hrs | Views
Since 1977, Zanu has dominated Zimbabwean Politics with little challenge. So many have tried to destroy Zanu without success. It is laughable to say Zanu has finally been conquered by Sexual Deprivation.
Without going into depth, this must be the moment every citizen has to be happy and preparing for a better future. Those who left the country many years ago vindicated by a strong, corrupt, lawless and murderous party must get ready to pack their bags. The centre of repression cannot hold.
Sex Deprivation has proved to be the strongest tool to our salvation much stronger than Zapu, ZUM, RF, MDC, Mavambo or any political opposition. No blood on the floor, no risk of life, no gun fired, just lack of sex.
Sex deprivation is a term used to describe the lack of sexual intercourse with a partner. There is a wide range of symptoms that go along with sex deprivation in both men and women. When women experience sexual deprivation, physical aggression is the most common symptom. Physical aggression is defined as "hostile, injurious, or destructive behaviour or outlook especially when caused by frustration." Being deprived of sexual activity can make a make more hostile towards others, as the body does not produce as much endorphins from other activities as sexual intercourse.
Another common side effect is restlessness. By not having enough endorphins in your body, it makes you unable to relax and rest well. Sleep can be affected by sexual dreams, and many women are not able to rest well. Not resting well can have additional psychological consequences, as the lack of sleep can also add fuel to the physical aggression. Being horny is also a side effect of sex deprivation. Not having sexual intercourse on a regular basis can make a woman easily aroused when she is around a men. Blood rushes to the groin during the most unexpected times, and can become an inconvenience for the woman. Having sexual intercourse is important not only for your physical well-being, but for your mental health as well.
Sexually deprived women are violent. They think about sex all the time and fight those who get sex. They add the topic of sex in any conversation, whether it is business, work, politics or just shopping.
Zimbabwe is at its best pedestal for now and the good thing is that no more blood needs to be lost. Our country has lost so much blood thus why all opposition leaders in Zimbabwe refused to fall temptation to an armed struggle to dislodge Zanu. God prepared a bloodless end for Zanu demons. It is so interesting to listern to Zimbabwean demons sending other demons away from our institutions of power. When God is involved, demons talk and they do aknowledge God like the demons of Legion.
Some demons are in Dotito, some are in Zimbabwean State House. But, alas, Jesus is here now. The demons who killed us since 1977 are now hallucinating in a way we never thought, Just like Legion.
"Thank you Jesus for setting Demons of State House against those of Dotito for our Freedom. You indeed answer our prayers at your own chosen time. We have prayed for this for decades and yet you knew which bloodless tool you would use to destroy violent demons"
Where is Nathaniel Manheru? Kikiki, we told you young man. Never defend Demons. Use your Talent to defend, uplift and empower the people of Zimbabwe who fed, changed your nappies, protected, and raised you. Give back what the people collectively gave you. Do not waste your Talents on Legion because Jesus has a plan to cast Legion away from people using heavenly and bloodless tools.
Icho!!!
Charira.
Chei Ko?
Chekusunungura Zimbabwe.
P.S, Goodmorning Rugare Gumbo. Welcome back to Makarangaland. Welcome home. Wonder if you will afford to chew Maputi since you have become used to soft. If the worse comes to the worst, do not worry brother. The poverty you left us in in 1975 has expanded under your directions and we have learn't to grind Maputi into Bwirebwire.
You will eat bwirebwire with us and drink mageu and get to bed. Forget Italian wine.
Mujuru, our First Lady has just taught us to tell you to take a Legion Demon within you to Dotito. Remember, Legion confessed to Jesus that "we are many". So, Legion will follow you to Mount Dotito where she is sending you.
Source - Ryton Dzimiri
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