Grace Mugabe bootlicking bar taken a notch higher

Mashonaland Central Provincial Affairs minister Martin Dinha took bootlicking to a higher level after he promised to sire a child and name her after the First Lady.

He revealed that he had pictures of the First Family posted all over his matrimonial home in their honour.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am not fit to untie her shoes or stand to introduce her," Dinha said. He said the opportunity to introduce the First Lady came a few times in a lifetime.

"Like her, vilify her, but you can't take the beauty of a fresh bouquet of roses," Dinha said. "The post-independence history of Zimbabwe will never be complete without the mention of the First Lady."

Dinha made it clear that he had run out of superlatives to describe her.