Wank or die, man forced to wank over beer

WANKING to save your life!

William Gwatidzo looked up in fear and saw his friend Noel Ncube change colour as he held a machete with his right hand barking instructions at him.

Hearing a distant voice telling him to m-sturbate or die, Gwatidzo had no choice but to follow orders. He had been allegedly rendered powerless by Ncube who had earlier dragged him out of a bottle store and struck him with a brick.

This was all because Gwatidzo had refused to buy his friend a beer.

In his weak state he m-sturbated. As he tried hard to force an er-ction on his manhood, scores of people, mostly imbibers, quickly gathered to witness the unbelievable.

Ncube was later arrested and he appeared before Kwekwe Magistrate Ngoni Nduna facing assault charges.

It was heard that on 29 June at Bell Mine Bottle Store in Kwekwe, Gwatidzo was having drinks in the company of some friends when Ncube approached them.

Ncube then allegedly asked Gwatidzo to buy him one to which he turned him down citing that he no longer had money on him. This did not go down well with Ncube who went on to drag Gwatidzo outside the bar and struck him with a brick on the shoulder.

While he was down, Ncube then produced a machete before ordering Gwatidzo to m-sturbate if he wanted his life.

However, a smooth talking Ncube told the magistrate that in actual fact, Gwatidzo was the one who attacked and forced him to m-sturbate.

Magistrate Nduna dismissed the case saying it lacked proper evidence.