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Jona is almost about to die: Joke

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just…

Published: 13 Aug 2011 at 17:33hrs | 1 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe

My daughter is your reward: Joke

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he a…

Published: 13 Aug 2011 at 17:33hrs | 2 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe

Who broke down the walls of Jericho?: Joke

A new school inspector is assigned to the Grade 4 class in one of the local schools.He is introduced to the class by the teacher.She says to the class: "Let's show the inspector just how clever you are by allowing him to ask you a question…

Published: 10 Aug 2011 at 09:07hrs | 19 | by Makhox Labandla Lakhe

Job application by Jona

I m aply to my job in u company of Shoprite. I complete to grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.I am 27 ears to be born and no mailed and no childish. my father is dead long time ago and my mother marry in Zimbabwe country there 10 year…

Published: 13 Jun 2011 at 15:07hrs | 1 | by Makhox Lebandla lakhe

Lessons with Makhox lebandla lakhe

DON'T YOU LIKE TO BE ZULU  Here = LA. Sleep= LALASleep here = LALA LASleep there = LALA LEListen = LALELA Listen here = LALELA LA Sleep over there = LA LELA LE Listen here Sleep over there = LALELALA LALELALE I hope you enjoyed my les…

Published: 06 Jun 2011 at 18:13hrs | 1 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe

An old woman in an Elevator

An old woman riding in an elevator in a lavish manner,when a young beautiful woman gets into the elevator,smelling expensive perfumes....She says to the old woman arrogantly "Romance" by Ralph Lauren $100 an ounce....Then another beautiful…

Published: 05 Jun 2011 at 15:08hrs | 1 | by Makhox lebandla lakhe

Baptising A Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by th…

Published: 05 May 2011 at 11:47hrs | | by Makhox Lebandla Lakhe

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Jona is almost about to die: Joke

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