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No to factional mudslingingâ€¦Discipline comrades discipline!

My 54 political toddler years which are founded 'On the Shoulders of Struggle' signify a journey of robust African revolutionary tutelage which has been vastly enabled by those national paternal and maternal figures who got involved in the…

Published: 25 Jul 2021 at 08:04hrs | 3 | by Obert Moses Mpofu

Let's shame our detractors, cdes! Give Mnangagwa a chance

There are times when I really think we Zimbabweans are very ungrateful. All we do is moan, curse, rant, rave, and practically do anything to show our people's President, Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa, in a bad light. This is the same man who…

Published: 03 Mar 2019 at 18:27hrs | 11 | by Tony Namate

Be wary of the ways of the crocodile, Cdes!

MANY of you appear to be convinced about this nonsense that I am now warming up to my tormentors. Do I look like the type of person who flip-flops on matters of principle? I will never compromise on what I hold dear to my heart.Honestly ho…

Published: 30 Sep 2018 at 20:34hrs | 2 | by CZ

Junta-boy's thugs out to character assassinate me, Cdes!

MY dear Comrades, as we put up firm structures in readiness for our New Patriotic Front cruising to a sure victory in the elections that the junta-boy is under pressure to announce shortly, you should read the following lode of rubbish to …

Published: 15 Mar 2018 at 06:51hrs | 6 | by CZ

Looking forward to my Gukurahundi exoneration, Cdes

MY former Cdes. I hope I find you well. I also hope you saw that Davos interview in which the Junta's poster boy was quizzed about his role in the Gukurahundi genocidal massacres and how his face went white and his mouth very, very dry tha…

Published: 06 Feb 2018 at 10:38hrs | 5 | by CZ

Idle life can be such a yawning bore, Cdes

MY former Comrades, this being my first January - and also first ever year - in which I have nothing to do with myself in my whole life; I have to admit that I am finding life to be rather a yawning bore. If life was always half this borin…

Published: 24 Jan 2018 at 14:33hrs | 3 | by CZ

A real revolution is brewing, Cdes!

MY former comrades, when you and the rogue elements in the army forced the people to make a show of protesting against me and later another show of celebrating my departure, one thing you never realised was that the human spirit can never …

Published: 14 Dec 2017 at 15:38hrs | 1 | by CZ

I will be back in my job, Cdes!

MY Comrades, I still cannot believe that you did what you did to me! I still cannot believe that you betrayed me the way you all did.This week I woke up to tell my wife that I had had a nightmare in which I suddenly was no longer President…

Published: 30 Nov 2017 at 15:53hrs | 2 | by CZ

I am just taking sort of a short rest, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I had to take a short break from addressing you as I attend to some emergencies that I am quite sure our Anglo-Saxon detractors have a hand in.  God and the gods willing, I hope to be able t…

Published: 17 Nov 2017 at 07:09hrs | 1 | by CZ

Our chiefs can now campaign for us, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I am glad that as we prepare for the upcoming elections  which we have no excuse not to win by the 98 percent margin now standardised by peer democracies on the continent  chiefs will b…

Published: 02 Nov 2017 at 12:18hrs | 2 | by CZ

I am a natural goodwill ambassador, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I have never felt as insulted in my whole long, fruitful and satisfying life as I felt this week when some skunks in the West arm-twisted the leadership of the World Health Organisation into ille…

Published: 26 Oct 2017 at 19:20hrs | | by CZ

Wishing Tsvangirai a speedy recovery, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I am really worried for Morgan â€¦ I am praying hard for the brother to get well soon because, no matter our differences, he still remains a brother to me.Unlike some fake pastors who specialise …

Published: 23 Sep 2017 at 21:03hrs | | by CZ

Entirely my fault, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, when I look at these people who always make noise; flinging all manner of accusations against us, even to the point of being openly disrespectful of the leadership as to insult them, I blame it a…

Published: 27 Jul 2017 at 17:51hrs | 1 | by CZ

Back and raring to go, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I am back and raring to go. Following the unfortunate incident that took place at the airport-the second in as many years - my sixth sense is telling me that these incidents should not be viewed …

Published: 20 Jul 2017 at 13:41hrs | | by CZ

Under the weather, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, due to circumstances beyond my own control, I am unable to address you this week.As most of you who care would be aware of, I had to travel abroad to attend to some life-enhancing emergencies tha…

Published: 13 Jul 2017 at 19:18hrs | 2 | by CZ

Let's make sure Tsvangirai does not boycott, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, so far so good! From the three provinces that I have been able to tour so far meeting the youth, I am quite impressed with the excellent work that most of you Cdes have been doing to keep our peo…

Published: 13 Jul 2017 at 12:06hrs | | by CZ

No weather for old men, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I am unable to address you this week because of the inclement weather. I have no doubt that the British and their evil American cousins are playing havoc with our weather, not only to ensure that…

Published: 22 Jun 2017 at 17:51hrs | | by CZ

The benighted are envious, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I hope you have noticed how some people are pre-disposed to see scandals where none exist. The reaction to some recent appointments, all above board, is a case in point. We have never made a nepo…

Published: 15 Jun 2017 at 14:41hrs | 2 | by CZ

I did not invite myself to the Oceans summit, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I am so disappointed by the ignorance displayed by our opposition. Their ignorance of global issues is inexcusable for people who harbour dreams of one day leading our people. If anything, it mak…

Published: 08 Jun 2017 at 13:53hrs | 3 | by CZ

Evil West trying to infiltrate Zanu-PF, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, the events that took place recently in Bulawayo got me very worried. Surely, how could members of our party so savagely attack each other with all sorts of weapons in broad daylightâ€¦ just like …

Published: 02 Jun 2017 at 09:24hrs | 1 | by CZ

ZimAsset has surpassed 2 million jobs, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, last week we launched two key projects that fall under the infrastructural development cluster of our Zimbabwe Agenda for Sustainable Socio-Economic Transformation (Zim-Asset) programme.These are…

Published: 26 May 2017 at 07:00hrs | 4 | by CZ

West rigged us out of UNWTO post, Cdes

Dear Cabinet  and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I am really disappointed that one of our best ministers, Cde Walter, was rigged out of the secretary generals' position of the United Nations World Tourism Organisation (UNWTO) at the body'…

Published: 19 May 2017 at 15:52hrs | | by CZ

Taking a break to study disciplinary cases, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, unhappily, I am unable to address you this week. It has nothing to do with the inclement weather that our evil detractors most likely unleashed on us, but rather the need for me to create time fo…

Published: 27 Apr 2017 at 18:45hrs | 2 | by CZ

Let's get ready for grand victory, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I will shortly be starting nationwide rallies to warm our structures in readiness for next year's harmonised elections that, naturally, we will be winning by our trademark landslide margin.I will…

Published: 16 Apr 2017 at 18:58hrs | | by CZ

My job is to uphold the Constitution, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and  Politburo membersCOMRADES, I have to frankly tell you that I am very disappointed in some of you for doing some criminal activities not just behind my back, but also doing them in my name.This week, I had to end the …

Published: 30 Mar 2017 at 06:35hrs | 2 | by CZ

We have already won 2018 elections, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, while I was flying to and from some regional destinations where I had official commitments, I managed to read through the documents some of you presented during our recent Politburo meeting.From …

Published: 23 Mar 2017 at 06:22hrs | | by CZ

Just pay them their bonuses, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I only discovered this week that bonuses for our hard-working civil servants have not been paid since last year. I really cannot understand why this is so because those bonuses were due before th…

Published: 09 Mar 2017 at 07:28hrs | 1 | by CZ

I am getting better wth age, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I don't know how to thank you for honouring me in such a disarming way as you continue to doâ€¦ the latest being the unforgettable birthday present that you gave me last weekend.I am so humbled b…

Published: 02 Mar 2017 at 05:48hrs | | by CZ

Forming, running political party not easy, Cdes

COMRADES, what did I say last year about some foolish strong-headed woman's dream of forming and running viable political parties? I laughed when I heard that this is what was happening, and I warned that in no time, the outfit would be fa…

Published: 16 Feb 2017 at 06:13hrs | 658 | by CZ

We might have to leave the AU , Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I think by now most of you know that in my whole life, I have never been on the losing side. I don't know what losing is like, right from my childhood right to this day.So I found myself in an aw…

Published: 09 Feb 2017 at 06:02hrs | 2 | by CZ

Thanks for the Bikita birthday present, Cdes

Dear Cabinet  and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I am beside myself with joy. I am so, so elated. I am overwhelmed with happiness coming from the sweet results of the Bikita West by-election. I really do not know how I can thank you my Co…

Published: 26 Jan 2017 at 06:24hrs | 2 | by CZ

West behind attempted mobile data tariff hike, Cdes

Dear Cabinet  and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I notice that an ever-alert Cde Supa had to do a lot of fire-fighting after the Postal and Telecommunications Regulatory Authority, which is under his direct control, somehow got infiltrate…

Published: 19 Jan 2017 at 07:12hrs | 1 | by CZ

I never promised any war vet US$500k, Cdes

Dear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I was really shocked when Cde Sydney told me of the claims that some rogue war veterans are making â€¦ It is being claimed that they were promised US$500 000 each, among other benefits, which pro…

Published: 18 Nov 2016 at 06:28hrs | 2 | by CZ

Who gives a damn if they quit, Cdes?

CABINET FILES AND CZ's NOTEBOOKDear Cabinet and Politburo membersCOMRADES, I laughed this week when I got the news that Morgan - who has never won any election in his whole political life - has decided to pull out elected members of his pa…

Published: 17 Apr 2015 at 08:16hrs | 2 | by CZ

I am used to these threats, Cdes

Dear Cabinet andPolitburo membersCOMRADES, at the weekend I had to reveal some details about some uncouth attempts made by some desperate members of this party to ascend to the zenith of the party and government.I understand that it is per…

Published: 05 Mar 2015 at 10:02hrs | | by CZ

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